Answers of a Brilliant Student who Obtained 0%
Following are the answers of a brilliant student who obtained 0% in the exam…
Q1. In which battle did Lord Nelson die?
A : his last battle…
Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
A : at the bottom of the page
Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
A : liquid
Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
A : marriage
Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
A : exams
Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A : Lunch & dinner
Q7. What looks like half an apple?
A : The other half
Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A : it will become wet
Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
A : By sleeping at night.
Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A : You will never find an elephant that has only one hand.
Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
A : Very large hands
Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
A : No time at all, the wall is already built.
What kind of test was this? Clearly there’s no structured topic.
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing while reading this… why would anyone be tested on a collection of questions like that? I call shenanigans.
What the hell kinda test was that? Riddler college?
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I guess because this site is called TruthMafia I’m supposed to believe this is legit.
You should really conider removing the damn scrolling post bar it makes the reader miss out on the important parts
Your query is not understood brother. Which scrolling bar are you talking about?
Dear Raaders,
It is a general assessment test which is conducted in most of the cases for testing the general knowledge of candidates before applying for any government job normally in countries of Asia. As the name implies a general assessment test, so it has no specific criteria
orly admin? people in unspecified asian countries have to answer the question “what looks like half an apple” in order to serve in the government? perhaps this is why they are doing so poorly.
the answers are funny on their own, you don’t have to make up a fake story about a “brilliant student” to make them funny. that just cheapens the jokes and makes it feel like a stupid joke my grandma sends to me FWD:FWD:fwd:RE:FWD:re:FWD: STUDENTS TEST ANSWERS, SO FUNNY!!!1
Dear Fanny,
Things can be funny around at times. I do accept i don’t have much idea about this one, but in general assessment tests when at the tender ae of 18-20 years and for e.g. even for military selection is some countries, you are asked even funny questions then these and the answers are equally funny. What you are trying to think things from your prospective. Drop down your level and you will see, such questions do are common in assessment tests
bull I’ve seen all these questions before in riddle books and those are all the correct answers half of them don’t even have any logical answer other then the one listed I mean what was supposed to be the correct answer for things like 6, 7, and 8 there’s no way that this is a real test that someone got a 0 on
Dear Raccit,
You may be correct but some posts are just meant for better understanding. Suppose you have one such test and facing all these questions, (without knowing all these answers now) how many would you have been able to answer
I’m not saying this couldn’t have been a real test as some employers would give tests with riddles in them all I’m saying is that they are all riddles and that those are all the correct answers to the riddles which means the clam that who ever answered them got 0% is obviously untrue
When we talk of probability, everything is possible. However, keeping in view the fact, that you have seen all these questions before in riddle test, we must not, but accept your point
all of them as I said I’ve seen them before that doesn’t make the title any less true as now you’re saying they are the correct answers
If they are all common riddles that happened to occur on one employment screening test, then all the answers the test taker gave were the correct answers and he would not have received a 0% so the title is wrong.
If you want us to believe that they were all legitimate questions (that had other answers) on a real exam and the test taker was taking the piss out of the person who wrote the test, that is just ridiculous so the title is wrong.
THERE IS NO WINNING THIS ONE, ADMIN.
Dear Fanny,
To our understanding, it was a general assessment test with different legitimate questions (just a point here that these are not the only general knowledge questions in the world, there are thousands more) which a brilliant student replied by his common sense, but obviously since he was not knowing the legitimate answers of the questions, he got zero marks. This is despite the fact that answers in common sense are correct
ok really? really? you’re still sticking to that? you’re still going to insist that the “student” got 0 marks with these answers then could you please please tell me what the “legitimate” answer is to what looks like half an apple? I mean come on a dare you to give legitimate different answers to all these questions I know why don’t you google all of them here I’ll do it for you http://lmgtfy.com/?q=What+looks+like+half+an+apple%3F I mean I wouldn’t really care I’d just say ok obviously fake but funny if you didn’t keep insisting against all logic that it was real when others called you out on your bull I mean can’t you just admit when you’re wrong?
Dear Raccit,
What’s logical & what’s not … what’s right & what’s wrong…. i think we should leave this debate since neither me nor you are authenticated to call this post wrong. Obviously all of these are riddles but then to my understanding there is nothing better then giving a riddle question in a general assessment test… but obviously like you I also have reservations on such a brilliant student getting zero. By the way, this post was submitted by a subscriber by submit your article page
*sighs* I think you’re missing the point you keep trying to defend it by saying that there is nothing better then giving a riddle question in a general assessment test but I’m not questioning that if they are riddles (which they are) these are the right answers and in fact some of them have no non riddle answers therefor the statement that the student giving these answers get 0% is clearly unquestionable false you just can not come up with a legitimate scenario in which it would be true for a site that calls itself “truth mafia” you’d think you’d could be bothered to do even the tiniest bit of fact checking before posting an articular someone sent you I mean even the most basic of google searches *points to last post* would have shown you the obvious inaccuracy of it
Dear Raccit,
Your point is taken home. Due to time management, sometimes it is difficult to do a fact finding mission on every post but having said so, it is also important to maintain that, keeping in view the name & aim of the website. Besides that, we really appreciate the valuable feedbacks from you. Please do share any good posts/facts which you would have with us
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