So we went to Yuma, Arizona. That's the lettuce capital of Arizona, in case you're wondering. Known for lettuce and dates mostly on New Year's Eve, they drop lettuce like a head of lettuce, like a ball, but. So we went to Yuma, Arizona, and on the way back, we're driving by, and we're in the middle of the desert, and we look, and there's just like, this staircase that goes to nowhere here. 

And we're both like. We get this really bad, weird feeling, and we're like, we need to go back and find out what that is. We go back and we go back and we find this town. Can you show the whole town from, like, called Felicity? How many drunks have died there? Yeah, no, this is what we went to. This is what we see in the middle of nowhere. 

And it's called the center of the world. And we did a tour. We did a tour. It's like an eight mile city called Felicity, and only a population of seven or something like that. And it's definitely a cult. Yes, but he says, okay, so in the steps, we looked up those stairs that go to nowhere from the Eiffel Tower. Yeah. Baller. He's a baller, but he's a Rothschild. 

A Rothschild. He bought this town of Felicity and named it after his wife, Felicity. Wait, is this real? Who we think we ran into? Can we make sure that this is real? We visited. We were physically there. Listen, we did a tourifying. Why? They tried to get us into this cult. They put us in this pyramid. They made us to make a wish. They made us try to get. 

They tried to get us in the center of the pyramid, in the center of the thing, put our foot in the middle, save this thing, and make a wish, and then sign a contract. And I was like. And we were like, I'm not doing that. And she was like, well, it's the only part of the tour you have to do. And they go to do the tour. And that's when we said, we don't want to do the tour anymore, we're going to leave. 

And she was pissed. And then they said, she goes, this right here is the center of the world. They're all in weird. What do you think is going on? Okay, so this is from your experience being there? From our experience being there. Were you sober at the time? Yes. Why were we sober? On our way home. It was early in the morning. But once you knew you had a tour, once we saw it and we're like, because the staircase, you can see it from so far away. 

And then you see the pyramid, and you're like, something is going on here. 20 cars in the parking lot. No people. You guys are exactly what they're looking for. Two young, cute girls driving by yourself with their big sunglasses. Just show up. Like, God brought me here. It was a sign. It was 222, and we had. I saw the staircase. And then when I climbed up and I saw the city, I was like, omg, I'm home. 

There's a post office there, but there's only ten people that live in the town. There's a cop that lives there who went there to investigate what was going on and then never left. And never left. Wow. And then he lives there now. I'd like to watch center of the world. Fuck those people, dude. We had to get the fuck out of there quickly. After we got locked in the pyramid. 

Joe, I said, hey, it's time to go. Mama, get in the car. Mommy and Mama are leaving. Mama packed their blunts and they got out. What was in the contract? It was just saying that we were there the exact time that we were at the center of the world. That you were agreeing that that was the center of the world. Yeah. So they're getting data on how many people agree. 

They took our name. Yeah. And then we're like, can we film? And she's like, yeah, and then we can say nice things. You're not going to say anything bad, are you? She threatened us anyway. It just seems weird that no one has been there before and filmed it. It might not exist. No, we go back. It's gone. Yeah, there's dust. Look at it. It has this tan arm. 

So what do you think they're up to? Just living their own little life. Arm. You see it? It points right to the center of the way. They want to live up there. I think it's, like, a really rich guy. Well, the guy has a crazy story. What is that? His family tree. What were you just pointing to? What is this, like? Oh, they do this. It's called, like, the history of the world. 

No, it's the history of something. And they have things that mattered to him. Major events in history. History of humanity. Yeah. And the guy who came to do that on the granite. The guy came to do that from Europe on the granite. And he never went back to his family afterwards. Sounds like a cool place. You guys are selling it? That's him. Seems like everybody goes there. Fuck this. 

This is perfect. I'm staying here. He's a very complex man. A parachuter that bought a pyramid and put the Eiffel Tower stairs in the middle of the. And he made himself mayor of the town that he founded. Beautiful. That's the way to do it. Yeah. Shanksville. Welcome to Shanksville's own town. There's eight people in it. Yeah. So do you think they give tours to make new friends? Yeah, new friends. 

Yeah. They took a part of our energy and soul. We left with a migraine, is what we're saying. Something was up, but they offered tours. So anybody can go to this, I think. Draw your own conclusions. Who knows? And maybe they'll never leave, just like all these other happy people. Maybe it is. It's just what a strange thing to do. It was weird. Start a town in the middle of the desert and say it's the center of the world. 

Self proclaimed center of the world, actually. Is that what they say? Does it say on their website that it's the center of the world? Oh, yeah. I'm trying to dig into. I'm trying to find. He also made it. Okay, so before he made the center of the world, he wrote a children's book about a dragon called center of the World. And he did the children's book first because he said when you make up a story, you can create whatever you want and no one's going to question it. 

So he made like this whole story about the center of the world. It was like a children's book. And then he went ahead and made the center of the world. Or he's a prophet, or he's right and it is the center of the world. What if he is the center of the world? Trust me, it ain't the center of the world. We went, it's Yuma. .