OMENS – Episode 100 (Man gets Raptured during Live Stream)

➡ Jay Dreamers hosts an episode discussing various topics including the Rapture, strange occurrences in the sky, advancements in robotics, and the rise of ‘nightmare bacteria’. He also mentions the increasing discussions about the apocalypse and the book of Revelation, particularly on social media platforms like TikTok.
➡ We’re living in a bunker due to extreme heat outside, hoping our supplies last for years. The temperature outside is rising, but we hope the Earth will start rotating again, bringing some temperature fluctuation. Meanwhile, a dangerous virus called Crimson Rot is spreading, causing infected people to become violent. The government has issued a stay-at-home order, warning that infected individuals will be shot on sight, and anyone spreading misinformation or hoarding resources will face severe punishment.
➡ The government has issued a mandatory stay-at-home order due to the spread of the Crimson Rot virus. Everyone must stay indoors and wear masks to prevent the virus from spreading. Only authorized personnel like law enforcement, medical services, and military are allowed outside. Meanwhile, people are struggling with extreme heat and lack of resources, with some seeking shelter in underground bunkers and caves.
➡ This text is a mix of various stories. One part talks about a person’s love for a breakfast dish called bangers and mash. Another part tells the story of a man named DJ Apocalypse who was saved by two people, Ball Popper and Betty B, and is grateful for their help. The last part is a monologue from a man, possibly Joe Rogan, who is living in a bunker due to extreme heat outside. He talks about his struggles, his attempts to survive, and his thoughts about the future of humanity living on the edge of a new equator where the temperature might be survivable.
➡ In a future world, explorers venture into the harsh, uninhabited parts of Earth, encountering remnants of past civilizations. They find survivors who have adapted to extreme conditions, and a new religion called Joism. Despite the dangers and potential for mass death, the speaker believes humanity will adapt and survive. Meanwhile, they observe a fast-moving, destructive firestorm from their bunker, causing panic and chaos among the people.

Sam Foreign. What’s up, everybody? Welcome to another episode of Omens. I’m Jay Dreamers and hopefully you guys can hear me. Okay, give me a thumbs up in the chat if you can hear me. Welcome to special Rapture Edition. A lot of people are going around the Internet saying that today is the day that the Rapture will happen and everyone’s going to disappear. Disappear. And there will be all of the evil or non believers, I should say, left behind. You know, I think that’s interesting. There’s still time left in the day, but we’re going to talk about that as an omen.

I just did a special Rapture video if you want to check that out, where I actually explain the mechanics of the Rapture, like, because I actually do believe in it, but I just see it in a different light from a different perspective. So with that being said, let me check on the chat, make sure you guys can hear me. Okay, I see a lot of thumbs. Thumbs ups. Don’t get sucked up says Jeeps. What’s up, everybody? Daily dose of Twitch clips. David Levi, Tom Bueller Orell, Julie McGuigan, Julie Miller. What’s up? Amber Hill. Who else? Moonbeam 19.

Louis Martinez, Suzanne Girau. Wannabe M.G. toe. Babette Chambers. Amber Hill, everybody. All right, cool. Hey, let’s jump right into some of the things that are happening around the world. I think this, this is going to be an exciting episode because there’s a lot of weird stuff happening in the world these days. All right, let’s get the screen share pulled up here. Hey, there we are. High five to everybody in the chat. All right, sweet. Let’s jump right over into what’s going on in the world today. This first one says, mysterious fireball captured shooting across the Texas sky.

And it asked the question, what was it? But then they show you a picture of a rocket. Right. So let’s check out the videos. There’s a lot of weird things that are happening in the skies these days that we didn’t have when I was a kid. All right, you got spirals, you got vortexes. You got weird things look like they’re opening up. You got crazy trails. You got fireballs that are lighting up the entire sky. Pretty much. I think I actually have it pulled up right here. Is this it? Oh, yeah, this is it right here.

All right, cool. So let’s check out this particular fireball video. So here it is, as you can see, these strange lights just flying what almost looks like horizontally in the sky up there, right? Yeah. Oh, snap. I didn’t know the audio was on. So this is something to pay attention to. Okay. All the strange things that we’re seeing in the heavens these days is definitely an omen of what is to come. Why? Because whenever the firmament cracks open and the dome breaks open, we’re going to see strange lights in the heavens. We’re going to see weird.

Lots more comets, lots more falling stars, fireballs and stuff like that. The ancients paid attention to the skies. They looked at stuff like this. Now these days, they’re going to tell us that this is NASA, that this is SpaceX and it’s just regular satellites that just do this all the time. Problem is, this didn’t happen all the time. We’ve had NASA around for quite a while, and it’s only until recently, whenever SpaceX came onto the scene, that people started to see what look like fireballs. And I’ve seen other things, too. Not just. Not just little fireballs like these.

I don’t know if this video is very good, but just gigantic, gigantic fireballs make the call, right? Strange objects seen in the heavens, fireballs flying across the sky. Sometimes they light up so bright it looks like daytime again. All right, next up, we’ve got robots. So as we’ve talked about many different times, technology out of control is definitely an omen of the apocalypse. This article says China’s humanoid robot head startles viewers with a lifelike facial expression. So this is just the head of a robot, and they got to start somewhere before they put it onto a body.

Let’s check it out, what it looks like when it’s in action over here. All right, you see that blinking and everything looking around just like me. All you got to do is stick this onto, like a robot body or something, and pretty soon all of our science fiction movies and everything is going to come to life. And like I say all the time, there’s truth in the movies. You should definitely go check out my playlist called Truth in Movies. I’ve got well over a hundred, I think, different movies that we’ve decoded. The last one, the last one was pretty good.

We’re gonna do another one that coming up this weekend. But the robots are taking control. I mean, they’re basically making robots to replace human beings. They’re. It seems to me that that’s what they’re actually trying to do, that they’re trying to rebuild the human race from scratch. This one says nightmare bacteria cases are increasing in the United States, and they show you the CDC nightmare bacteria. So bacteria is becoming more and more prevalent in the news and people becoming infected. There’s a lot of infected people that are getting infected through fungi, bacterias, neurotoxins, as we’ve talked about many different times.

And this is concerning to me, to say the least, because a lot of the bacteria, I believe, is because the world is becoming bacterial. The world is becoming toxic and disgusting. And when the world becomes the most toxic, it stands to reason that’s the time when God or mother Nature or whoever would come to clean up. That’s when the wrecking crew comes in, that’s when the cleanup crew comes in. You know what I mean? This says bacteria that are difficult to treat due to the so called NDM gene primarily drove the increase. So yeah, they’re talking about how this is.

There’s like the. All these super bacterias that are rising up to the scene and stuff. Let’s get to the topic, which is the Rapture. Okay, this is a huge omen. Now this happens all the time, but this year in particular, as a matter of fact, every year it seems to be getting more and more views, more and more talk, right? A lot of people, more people are talking about the Rapture and omens and the apocalypse and the book of Revelation coming true. And that’s just from a Christian perspective, right? This says why TikTok is freaking out over the Rapture.

And here you got the TikTok Jesus. It says, scroll through TikTok and it might feel like the end of the world. The big picture videos about an alleged Rapture have taken TikTok by storm as the end times discussions finds a new vehicle. Algorithmic social media. Some Christians generally see the Rapture as an end times event when believers ascend to heaven during Jesus Christ’s second coming. As you might imagine, there’s plenty of skepticism and division over how the Rapture would play out. If you want to know my perspective, go check out my last video. It’s got the word rapture right there on, on the thumbnail.

That’s where I actually break down. Hold on, let me take this, let me take this down real quick. So I made this video that is all about the quote, unquote rapture, okay? And it’s just, it’s very interesting. I break down the actual mechanics of it. I talk about the horn blasts, I talk about, you know, the atmospheric depressurization and all the. Do you hear that? Oh, I think there’s something happening right now, actually. Oh my. I don’t know what’s I. The sound that saved a wretch like me I once was lost but now and found was blind but now I see Twas grace that taught my heart to fear and grace my fears relieved how precious did that grace appear the we are at first believed SA Foreign Sam I launched Internet.

Ladies and gentlemen, next up in a few minute, Cologne if you leave our train. Thank you for choosing IC International train goodbye. Yeah, 15 minutes from now. SA Roger that, over. SA3 Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whiskey, X, Ray, Yankee. All units in the area, please be advised, suspect vehicle is heading towards the city center. Prepare for potential road closures and deploy resources accordingly. Over. Foreign it so, hi, everyone. It’s now day 21 underground. So it’s exactly three weeks since we departed the world above after seven weeks of grueling work, day in, day out, constructing our makeshift bunker and gathering supplies in the blistering heat, which was getting hotter and hotter by the day.

And I think it’s pretty safe to say that we were quite literally on death’s door by the time we completed it, all of us with heat exhaustion and dehydration. But we made it, and we’re satisfied with what we’ve put together. It’s a little smaller than what we had hoped for, but it’s cozy. And there’s only nine of us down here, so it’s not too cramped. We’ve all got our own little space or beautiful space. And of course, the majority of the space is taken up with the supplies that we’re hoping will last us five years in the best case scenario if we’re careful with it, and three and a half years if we start getting a bit greedy, which hopefully won’t happen.

But we’re quite content in our new home, or the freezer, as we call it, which is obviously sarcasm, but it’s a hell of a lot cooler than outside. It’s a constant 82, 83 degrees, which I think is about 27 or 28 Celsius where I come from. Just about tolerable for me, but I do have a lot of trouble sleeping in it. Unlike my American counterparts, who, as soon as they put their heads down, are out like a light, which can be very frustrating at times when I’m tossing and turning and sweating profusely, because I’ve always preferred the cold.

I’m not one for the heat, but to be honest, I can’t even remember what it feels like to be cold anymore. I’m kind of jealous of the people on the other side of the Earth enjoying their ice age over there, the lucky bastards. No, I’m just kidding. But I guess somewhere in the middle would be perfect. But today it is. Let me see, it’s currently 147 degrees outside, so that’s about 62, maybe 63 degrees Celsius. Bloody hell. But anyway, it’s a lot hotter than it was when we first came down here. At the time it was about 120.

But we did expect it to rise. We were warned that it would, hence the reason we built the bunker. But we’re hoping, like we’ve been told, that the Earth will gradually start rotating again, slowly at first, and then start picking up momentum, where we will have somewhat of a fluctuation in temperatures. Obviously nothing like we had before the event. Those days are over. But enough of a fluctuation that it’s possible to spend some part of the day or night outside. If we ever see night again, that is, because right now it should be night, but it’s not.

It’s just more endless daylight. And I’ve always been a night person too, so that’s pretty shit. I definitely am on the wrong side of the Earth. I like the dark and I like the cold. I should have moved to Australia or somewhere like that before all this happened. Which, ironically, for what was once such a hot country, is now currently in the freezer section of the Earth while we are in the fucking microwave. But anyway, you play the card you dealt, I can’t really complain. We’re still alive and I’ve got my beautiful wife down here with me who is currently engaged in a riveting conversation about four.

And I’ve also got my beautiful, lovable, awkward little rascal of a daughter, Natalie, who’s 5, and she keeps her dad’s spirits up and his mind working by constantly asking him the most bizarre questions that he never had the answers to. But yeah, all things considered, we’re doing pretty good. And we have to remind ourselves every day that there are probably billions of people worldwide that are in a much worse situation than us, whatever side of the globe they’re on. And so many people didn’t have the time or the means to prepare for such a situation. And sadly, hundreds of millions have probably already perished.

I don’t know what side is suffering worse, but at least on the cold side you can find ways of staying warm, as hard as that may be. But you can insulate places, especially smaller spaces, that are easier to keep warm and get a fire going if you can and wrap up warm in whatever clothes you have. But that’s easier said than done. Obviously, if you don’t have the materials to insulate your home or the means of starting. This is an official emergency broadcast from the United States federal government. Your attention is required. Please listen carefully. The continued spread of the Crimson Rot pandemic constant institutes a critical threat to national security and the lives of all American citizens.

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All other individuals are to remain indoors. The seriousness of the Crimson Rot virus demands strict adherence to this order. Those currently outside without legal authorization are not only putting their own sa. The only option is to go underground like we have done. And then you’re contending with the same sort of problems. Food and water. And although we’ve stocked up, our supplies can only last so long. And after they’ve ran out, your guess is as good as mine as to what we will do next. But the constant heat even down here is just. It’s just inescapable. And with obviously having to have ventilation down here, the smoke from nearby forest fires sometimes travels down the vent and starts choking us, which is pretty horrible.

I mean, when you step outside for just a second and look around, it literally looks like a depiction of hell. The landscape is in flames as far as the eye can see. And I don’t think a single tree has been left standing. It’s just one massive incinerator out there. Everything has caught fire. The sky is filled with plumes of smoke. The ground is scorched and completely void of life. There’s ash blowing about in the wind. The air completely chokes you. And then as for the heat, it’s, well, as you know, like stepping into a fucking oven.

So there’s no right side of the earth to be on. But if I could choose, I think I’d be on the opposite hemisphere. I think I’d be better at adapting in that type of environment and better at finding solutions and helping those around me. Whereas at the minute, I’m just a sweaty, lethargic mess of a man, to be honest. But yeah, I don’t know, maybe I’ll get used to it. I’ll have to. But anyway, we’re having a bit of a party tonight. It’s Tom’s 40th, so we’re going to crack open a few bottles of wine and get drunk.

That’s the plan. But hopefully we won’t go too crazy and wake up tomorrow morning only to find that we’ve drank every last drop of alcohol in the bunker. That would truly be a catastrophe. I mean, a rogue planet invading the solar system and fucking up the Earth’s orbit would be nothing compared to that. So anyway, I’m going to go and start getting a bit of wine down me before the bastards drink it all. So stay safe out there, wherever you are, which is hopefully underground in the best sense of the word. And I will talk to you all soon.

Bye. Bye. So goddamn hot. The chickens are laying hard boiled eggs and I found my boyfriend burned to a crisp. His face looked like an overcooked beef burger. I’m not sure how much longer we’re going to be able to hold on. We’re just totally exhausted and dehydrated and burned from the walk here to the caves, a place we frequented a lot when we were first dating. And we had a lot of good times here, didn’t we? Yeah, definitely. Which makes it all the more harder being here. Yeah, it does. But yeah, we don’t know what, what our next step is because we have very little water, we have barely any food, just whatever we could carry in our backpacks, which will last us a few days, but that’s about it.

But I mean, the caves do provide some kind of respite from the conditions outside at least. But it’s still. What is it? It is, let me see, it’s 109 degrees in here and it was 143 outside. Yeah. So there you go. It’s still extremely hot in here and I Keep thinking for a second. Well, at least when night comes, the temperatures will drop. Oh, wait, there is no night anymore. Yeah, I keep thinking the same thing. Yeah, so that’s a real kick in the balls every time you realize that. But anyway, what do you think? Where do we go from here? To bed? Yeah, I don’t know.

I’m exhausted, but at the same time, I don’t think I could sleep. No, me neither. But I think we need to try and I think we just need to reassess our situation after we get some rest and weigh up our options if we have any. But it’s definitely best that we stay put here for the time being because if we leave and go look for help or whatever, the heat will kill us with the condition we’re in. So we need to rest up for at least 48 hours, I think, and make a plan in the meantime as to what we’ll do after that.

Yeah, I agree, but I’m just too exhausted to think right now. But obviously, if there’s anyone out there listening who has a safe place to go and who has food and water that they can possibly spare and would be willing to help us out, I. I know it’s a long shot, but we’ll be listening out and. Yeah, that would be very much appreciated, to say the least. Yeah, well, it’s worth a try, I guess. But just look at that, Sarah. My God, what a view. Did you ever think you would see anything like that in your life? No, I certainly did not.

And it’s not a view I ever wish to see either. We’re both just staring out the mouth of the cave, and it’s the first time we’ve really gotten a chance to take it all in because we’ve been walking all day. But that is something else. It’s like a landscape straight out of hell. Everything that can burn is burning and the whole horizon is in flames. The sky is just plumes of thick, dark smoke, and there’s like an orange glow everywhere from all the fires. And there’s ash blowing around. Some of it is coming into the cave.

It just looks like we’re witnessing the end of the world. It really does. And maybe we are. All right, come on, let’s get some rest. Yeah. Stay safe, everyone. They were scorched by the fierce hate, and they cursed the name of God who had power over these plagues, and they did not repent and give him glory. About two weeks ago where we found him laying out back, and he was badly burnt from being out in the sun. For hours on end. He was obviously very dehydrated and he was completely unresponsive. Almost dead, in fact. So we took him in to our shipping container, new home below ground and we fixed him up a bit and remarkably, thank God he’s made a full recovery and he’s a pleasure to have around the place.

And, well, he’s here now and he wanted to say a few words. So the floor is all yours. Go ahead, my friend. Thank you. Ball Papa. Much love, much respect. Shout out to to Ball Papa’s lady, Betty B. The macaroni queen. Man, she do the best macaroni and cheese this side of the hemisphere, y’. All. For real. GB Fattening me up. DJ Apocalypse getting chubby at the hips. I’m all double chins and extra pounds of blubber. And they going to have to wheel my ass out of here if she keep feeding me the way she’s doing.

But you know, I love much love, much appreciation. Woke up this morning sun shining bright he came down early, just before light he’s got a special something on a dish A lovely way to start a little bangers and mash oh, bangers and mash serving it hot Start the day right Give it all you got a taste so rich it’s hard to resist who knew breakfast could be like this? He’s got the sausage, I’ve got the fry Throw in some beans Watch the heat rise A sizzle, a pop we’re cooking up fast I can’t get enough of his bangers and mash oh, bangers and mash, serving it hot Start the day right Give it all you got a taste so rich it’s hard to resist who knew the bread could be like this? Now being a boy too young Guess as many ways to have some fun Like a little knife, you see Bangers and Match works perfectly.

Bangers and match, serving it hot Start the day right Give it all you’ve got a taste so rich it’s hard to resist who knew breakfast could be like this? No bangers and mash surfing it hot Start the day right Give it all you got a taste so rich it’s hard to resist who knew breakfast could be like this? You an angel and for real. As my boy was saying, I was laying out there, my ass getting cooked on the brink of death by Ball Popper. He’s a hero, y’. All. He dragged my crispy ass down here.

He worked his magic, fixed me up. And you saved my life. Ball Popper and Betty B. And I can’t put into words how grateful I am. I mean, the big man be looking down on me that day, and he dropped my ass on the doorstep of two Angels. For real. Well, thank you, dj. That’s very, very nice of you to say that. And it’s been a pleasure having you here. And you’ve certainly brought a lot of life and color to the place. Sorry, I don’t mean color in that way. You know, the way I mean. You know, somebody help me.

I’m trapped down here with the clan shit. Vogue probably got some underground cotton plantation. That’s why Betty B be fattening me up. She getting my strength up for working the land. DJ Apocalypse need to start pulling his weight around here. His ass gonna be auctioned off or some shit. No, but for real, I am forever indebted to both of you. You’re the kindest people I ever met in my life. You invited a stranger into your home Nursed me back to health Fed me up, got me back on my feet Told me some great old tales from the olden days Back when you were in both Serving it hot food starts the day right here that all you got? Tastes so rich.

Arthur insist. Who knew breakfast could be like this? Now I’m feeling full but the morning’s still young Guess there’s many ways to have some fun Now I’d save a little for the night. You see, bangers and mash works perfectly for bangers and mash. Serving it hot Start the day right Give it all you got A taste so rich it’s hard to resist who knew breakfast could be like this, sis? Who knew? Bre, I got you. Come on. Call out, call out, Ball popper. Listen, Betty B. I’mma carry you up the stairs Keep your head down. Well, Papa coming back for you.

Hold on. Whatever, I don’t care. It was never about the money. This is still the Joe Rogan Experience. Whether or not I’m getting 20 million listeners, 20 listeners or no listeners at all, this is still the Joe Rogan Experience. Except the only one experiencing it is me and my wife and kids, of course. But I think they’ve had just about enough of the experience by now. So, obviously, I have no guests because they’re all dead, which makes being a talk show host a little more difficult. But, I mean, I can still ask myself questions and interview myself.

Why not? I mean, I find myself quite interesting. I know some shit about all kinds of shit, so. Yeah. Hi, Joe. Where you doing, man? I’m good, Joe. How are you? Yeah, all good, man. Holding up. Bit hot but that’s to be expected. I mean, our existence has been reduced to being human casseroles inside a cosmic fucking oven. But I’ve got a great tan, I’m high on vitamin D, and I’m just vibing off that solar energy, man. What about yourself? How you doing? Oh, you know, same as you. Because I am you. And I think my sanity has finally cracked.

I drew a mustache on myself the other day with my wife’s mascara and then tried talking to my reflection in the mirror whilst pretending it was somebody else, like an interview. But it didn’t work out. I just got frustrated. And we have no mirror now, so that’s seven years of bad luck in store, as if we needed it on top of all the other shit. And yesterday, I somehow convinced myself that this whole thing was a conspiracy, that the temperature outside was actually normal. So I stuck my head out of the bunker for a few seconds to prove it to my wife.

And I can confirm it is f ing hot. Like hot hot. Don’t get me wrong, I like a bit of sun, like to catch some rays, but incineration is a shade of tan too many. There cannot possibly be anything alive out there. It is a goddamn incinerator. That’s what it felt like. Even just those few seconds were unbearable. It was like opening an oven door after you’ve forgotten something. Take the pizza out. After five hours, the blast of heat just completely caught me off guard. And I mean, down here in the bunker, It’s a constant 91 or 92 degrees.

That’s as low as we can get it. So it’s not like I’ve become unaccustomed to this, but it must be like 170 degrees out there. It’s a hell of a lot hotter than it was three or four weeks ago when I last tried going outside to prove to my wife and kids that I could find a source of water within an hour. I couldn’t. I lasted seven minutes. I collapsed a couple meters from the entrance of the bunker, got severe heat stroke, a badly burnt head, because, stupidly, I wore no head covering. My wife looked out and saw me, the sunlight bouncing off my baldy sky scalp.

She somehow dragged me into the bunker to safety and then didn’t talk to me for a week, which made the experience, the Joe Rogan experience, all the more lonely. But I was just trying to fulfill the role of a man and provide for my family. Like a caveman going in search of a mammoth. That’s how I thought of it. Like a quest for the source of life. And thankfully now I have found an outlet. Three beanie hats, which obviously are useless now, considering the circumstances. We have two polar bears, a walrus, and three penguins. Penguins, which help remind me of colder times.

I don’t know why I didn’t take up crocheting earlier. It’s very relaxing, like finger yoga. But anywho, don’t be stupid like I was. If you’re in a safe place, just stay there. Wait it out as long as you can. And however long it takes, the earth will start spinning again, I’m sure of it. And if it doesn’t, well, we’re quite simply f ed toasted on one side and frozen on the other forever. And that’s a very bleak prospect. But what are you going to do about it? I mean, you can cry, lash out, give up, lose your mind, whatever, or you can accept it for what it is, man the fuck up and take up crochet.

The only time I would advise leaving your location, obviously I’m no expert on the matter, but the only time I would advise doing that would be if you’re in a location on the globe that is within, say, 200 miles of the separation, the new equator, whatever you want to call it, where I’m guessing a lot of people are headed and where there might be a survivable temperature, not too hot, not too cold. And we thought about it ourselves, we’re like three and a half thousand miles from it, so driving there would be impossible. And so it was never really an option.

But I would imagine that there’s a lot of desperate people out there attempting to do that, probably even on foot, definitely by car. But yet you would really want to make sure that you’ve got enough gas in the tank or a full charge or whatever, and that you. You can actually make it. And if you can and you’re planning to do that, I wish you all the luck in the world. I mean, it has to be habitable, right? It makes sense that the temperature there would be just about perfect where the two sides meet. The dark side of the earth and our side.

So I’m really curious to know what it’s like. How many people are there? How many made it? What width is the safe zone between the two sides before it gets too hot or too cold? I mean, maybe that’s the future of our civilization. Humanity living on the edge, quite literally, just like new megacities being built all along the border between night and day, hot and cold, while the rest of us just become part of lore known as the outsiders. On the inhospitable plains, of course, Planet Earth. Savages who live below ground in bunkers and caves and basements of old ruins.

In deserted ancient cities like New York and Tokyo, future explorers will leave the safe zone and brave the elements to explore the frozen dark side of Earth or the side of perpetual light and heat. Imagine that them venturing off in 500 years and coming back with tales of a once thriving world and descriptions of the savages who now dwell there. Pale skinned and gaunt from living underground for so many years, somehow managing to survive in a world where it shouldn’t be possible. Meeting the descendants of a guy called Joe Rogan, whose face they have etched into the wall of a cave to remember where they came from.

A head resembling an egg, because my head looks like an egg, but also because it’s symbolic. I am from where they hatched. And their religion would be known as Joism. That would be wild, man. Just imagine that to the people of the future in the safe zone, the rest of the Earth would be like some unexplored planet. Wild, inhospitable, mysterious. The stuff of nightmares for children. The thought of that just blows my fucking mind, man. That. That’s what we could become. Civilizations have come and gone before. Knowledge has been lost. That’s. That’s what could happen to us.

The people of the future won’t be able to possibly imagine a time when the whole Earth was inhabited and there was day and night and a fluctuation in temperature. It will be the stuff of legend. I mean, obviously, I hope it doesn’t come to that, but either way, I don’t think humanity will become extinct. Billions will die. There’s no doubt about that. But we will survive and find a way to adapt. And whatever comes down the line will just become the new norm and nobody will know any different. But for now, I’m just glad we have this bunker.

It’s pretty big. We’ve got everything we need. We’re well stocked. We can easily survive down here for the next seven to ten years, maybe longer. But when I was first getting it built, my wife was like, joe, what in the hell are you doing? Have you lost your mind? All you’re doing is blowing your money on a glorified man cave. It’s ridiculous. Joe, stop it. Joe, listen to me. Joe. But when shit hit the fan, she was like, quick, everyone get to Daddy’s man cave. Quick. Let’s go, go, go. Come on, Joe. So that was very satisfying.

I enjoyed that a lot. But what the fuck is that? I’ve got this heat resistant mitzole camera so I can see what’s going on outside. Holy shit. What the fuck? There’s like a gigantic inferno just sweeping across the whole landscape. Like a fucking sky high wall of fire moving at like a hundred miles an hour. Can you hear that? Can you fucking hear that? What the. It looks like a hurricane of flames or like the blast from an atomic bomb or some. What the hell? That is wild, man. I gotta go. I gotta check on the fam.

Don’t know what I’m looking at in the distance, but it looks like a tsunami of fire moving from the northwest. It like seems to be kind of merging with the clouds. That is bizarre. What in the hell is that? It’s moving at an insane speed. Maybe this is the earth starting to rotate again. Could that be what it is? I don’t know. I’m thinking it could be a sudden change in wind direction that’s caused that, but I don’t know. It’s just consuming everything in its path and part of it seems to be spreading this direction and at the speed it’s going, it’s not going to be long getting to me.

And I think at the moment it looks to be about, I’m guessing eight to ten miles away. And if you’re not seeing it, literally like giant tsunami and everything behind it is just fire and plumes of smoke. Literally a wall of fire reaching up to the sky and merging with the clouds. And like I said, maybe it’s sudden change in wind direction due to the earth beginning to rotate. I don’t know if that makes sense. I’m not a scientist, but whatever that is, that is scary as hell. And so I’m going to move deeper into the mine.

This goes back a long way. So yeah, I’m going to make my way as far into the mind as I can and hope for the best. Speak later guys. Hopefully stay safe. Trying to make our way to, to the safe zone when we we saw a wall of fire in the distance and panic is set in. There’s hundreds of us here and it’s just chaos. It’s. People are running this thing. Whatever it is is moving really quick. It looks like a tsunami. Tsunami of fire. I don’t know know what’s happening but. But there’s no way we can outrun this thing.

It’s just consuming everything in its ass. And the serving it hot. Start the day right. Give it all you got a taste so rich it’s hard to resist. There’s families with their kids just run in all directions trying to get to safety. It’s just insane summer driving. They’re just driving straight through. People hitting them with the car. There’s blood and bodies everywhere. But no, there’s no way, no way we can outrun this. It’s just moving too fast and gaining ground quickly on us. This is my last moments and I’m not gonna run. I’m accepting my fate.

This is it. Hi, my name rescues arrived. The next slide in the state of block Eastbound traffic is 51st is wakey our 51st and Western right there. 5:20. Then we’ll be there. I’ve seen the alley blocked off on the very left side. Block 49, please. 502 MOC. Copy. 502. 5502 at the other end in a block. 5502 arriving in a block. Information to 5th Precinct. Sample to acknowledge the sounds of straps fired. 11832nd Street East. Two shots head from the east. Copy. Sideways guys. 531. 531 Reserve fell from station. Those are call Benario Fireworks. Copy.541 brings shuts across the area of fireworks.

75. 505. Oh 5. Left move. Came and broken. 505. Came and broken. That was the break. White Baru. White Baru. White Baru. White Paru. Waru. White Baru. Adhesive to any education staff. Education 1 loud and clear received. Is there any other education on station? Education 2. But he may not hear you over the noise in the workshop. Thank you. Programs one. Programs one. Loud and clear received. Is there any other program staff on station? Moving on to DNA. Nothing heard. Nurse 1 SA India 12. India 13 for radio check. Receive stables 1 SEO for radio check.

Education 1. Education 2. Education 3 or 4. Dispatch controller range PD 6651 on duty. Radio check. All vehicles to commence call my Mike. Volvo 471, are you receiving? Mike Volvo 471 receiving loud and clear. Dispatch, PC Hard and PC Miles on duty. Receiving 471. Mike Balvo, 219. Are you receiving? Mike Balvo, 219 receiving loud and clear. Dispatch. SCC King and PC Blast and on duty. Receiving 219. Mike Garvill, 115. Are you receiving? Receiving loud and clear. Dispatch. SS Courtney, rescc. Leg on duty. Receiving 115. Call Mike Bravo 141. You’re seated. Call 219 to dispatch. Go ahead 219.

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