Better Man… (T)ake (T)hat = 2020 CORONA

I’ve never been asleep. I suppose, when I see celebrities getting attacked, and I see this conspiratorial stuff leveled against people like myself, and then people come over to my comments section to find me to say that, you know, you’re in on this hideous, hideous, the most heinous plot you could ever imagine a human being involved with, and you’re being accused of that. As a human, you kind of go, I need to say something. I worried, because like whenever I saw sort of like YouTube things about me in the past, I don’t know.

I think my ego got stroked a bit that people thought I was that important, that if this Magic Club existed, that I would be a member. And that made me, that tickled me. Then I found it humorous. And then as this thing, this whole thing got more gas, I thought, it’s actually quite a bit worrying now. I better say something. I’m Robbie Williams. I’m one of the biggest pop stars in the world. This is my story. I’m God knows I’m already out of one manager. I’m not even going to be able to do that.

I can’t believe it’s just me. No! What? The man behind the venture, Nigel Martin Smith, is creating a new boy band. I think you’re interested in boy bands. Come quick. Quick! Quick, run it down! This is it? This is it! Shall we tell them that you found your man and they can all fuck off home, don’t you? No, don’t you get up. It’ll be my pleasure. You little bastard. Oh, no. The name of the band. Oh, no, I’ve got a good one. Kick it. That’s fucking awful. I’ve already got the name and it’s brilliant.

And clench. Take that! We’ve got to take that doll, take that calendar, take that pillows. Let’s see if you can sleep and take that. We have to take that for Bush for dolls. Rob is inside, Mark is inside, Jason. Jason’s inside. How wouldn’t they all fit snugly in Gary? And then, of course, there was Gary Baller. And my first thought was, who’s this dickhead in those trainers? They are so three years ago. Gary was a genius. An actual genius. He’d been playing the Working Men’s Club since he was 12 years old and was earning more money than his teachers.

He’d been playing the Working Men’s Club since he was 12 years old and was earning more money than his teachers. The announcement that Robbie Williams is quitting Take That came as a shock to both fans and the rest of the group just a month away from starting their British tour. The band’s manager said Robbie was leaving because he couldn’t give Take That the long-term commitment they needed. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. It’s going to be a… It’s going to be a first, innit? It’s going to be a bit weird. When Robbie left, it was like a shot on the arm for all of us in a sense.

Obviously, there was a disappointment and stuff, and it was like a big shock to us all. Just if you were trying to force you and Dennis had to look at them. And look at you. And I don’t mind your answers because it’s a wide shot. Okay. Speaking to you, not to the camera. Force who your arms can awake, isn’t it? Let’s not hold it there and then it won’t be too bad, will it? So, first concert since Robbie’s name, what difference is it’s going to make for you? It’s going to be a first, innit? It’s going to be a bit weird, but it’s going to be exciting.

When Robbie left, it was like a shot on the arm for all of us in a sense. Obviously, there was a disappointment and stuff, and it was like a big shock to us all. But we know that we need to get on, and it kind of like injected new enthusiasm into us. Let’s prove ourselves now, boys. Yeah, I think that the first of our people started doubting. It’s going to be a first, innit? It’s going to be a bit weird, but it’s going to be exciting. When Robbie left, it was like a shot on the arm for all of us in a sense.

Obviously, there was a disappointment and stuff, and it was like a big shock to us all. But we know that we need to get on, and it kind of like injected new enthusiasm into us. Let’s prove ourselves now, boys. Yeah, I think that the first of our people started doubting that we could carry on anyway, so we were thinking, right, we’ll show them. When Robbie left, it was like a shot on the arm for all of us in a sense. Obviously, it was a disappointment and stuff, and it was like a big shock to us all.

But we know that we need to get on, and it kind of like injected new enthusiasm into us. Let’s prove ourselves. People come over to my comments section to find me to say that, you know, you’re in on this hideous, hideous, the most keenest plot you could ever imagine a human being involved with. You’re being accused of that. I don’t know. I think my ego got stroked a bit that people thought I was that important that if this magic club existed, that I would be a member. And that made me, that tickled me.

Thank you. [tr:trw].