Hey, said the not so good feeling maker man. These are, of course, two sentence horror stories. Some of the worst that there are. Now, this should not dissuade you from an attempt at a short horror story. I think to Ezra Pound, to a BBC interview with him, and one of the lines that really stuck out to me as being something that every writer should attain to, which is a strict economy of expression. That a strict economy of expression can actually produce greatness. There are astoundingly good two sentence stories. Of course, Hemingway has the famous baby shoes for sale.

Never worn. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Ezra Pound, of course, has one of the most brilliant short, short poems in the station of the Metro. The apparition of these faces in the crowd pedals on a wet black bow. It is possible to write very good things in a very, very short span. It doesn’t need to be terrible. I will even go on to Reddit, go on to two sentence horror. Let’s see what the best they have to offer is. All my life, my parents have told me not to open the basement door, but I got curious and disobeyed them.

What is that glowing ball in the sky, and why does it hurt my eyes? She said last time, we’re stuck in a time loop. Which really pisses me off, because that’s what she said last time, we’re stuck in a time loop. Bad, bad stuff. Well, that’s all I have today. It’s a very short episode, but there will be more. And also there’s exciting news, which is part of the reason that I’ve been doing these videos, so you have to keep watching if you want to know the secrets that are going to be unveiled this month.

Screams matter. [tr:trw].