Summary
➡ The speaker discusses watching the Poose Heffalump movie multiple times and how it feels strange as a man over 40. They also talk about other movies and games they’ve enjoyed, like Miyazaki films and the Rescue Rangers NES game. They then delve into a detailed analysis of the characters and themes in the Poose Heffalump movie, comparing the 100 Acre Wood to a city and the Heffalumps to more animal-like creatures. They also discuss the potential for darker versions of the characters and the idea of the Hundred Acre Wood as a gated community.
➡ This text seems to describe a chaotic scene involving conflict and struggle, with references to violence and defiance. The speaker appears to be confronting opposition, expressing frustration and defiance, and asserting their strength and resilience. They also seem to be seeking divine guidance amidst the turmoil.
➡ The text discusses the characters from the Hundred Acre Wood, comparing them to various personalities and archetypes. It highlights Piglet’s victim energy, Eeyore’s negativity, and Rabbit’s intolerance. The text also mentions the Heffalump character, its origin, and its influence in pop culture. Lastly, it touches on the voice acting in the movie, particularly the British accents, and ends with a discussion about Patrick Stewart’s autobiography.
➡ The text discusses various topics, including the autobiography of Yogi, the autobiographies of Star Trek characters, and the idea of writing an autobiography for Winnie the Pooh. It also talks about a band that creates music based on The Simpsons, and the psychedelic themes in the Winnie the Pooh movie, particularly the character of Heffalump. The text ends with a discussion about the absence of Christopher Robin in the movie.
➡ The text discusses a movie where a prince rides into town on elephants, which is unusual behavior for elephants. The author speculates about the meaning of a sign in the movie and suggests that the movie might be about keeping outsiders away. The author also suggests that the movie might be a metaphor for drug use, with the characters possibly being on drugs. The author ends by questioning whether certain characters in the movie actually exist or are just hallucinations.
➡ The text discusses the concept of Heffalumps, imaginary creatures from the Winnie the Pooh series, suggesting they might not exist in reality but are rather psychedelic entities experienced through dreams. The author also explores the idea of group hallucinations, where multiple people perceive the same vision, and shares personal experiences of such phenomena. The text further delves into the legal and societal aspects of drug use in Japan, highlighting the strict enforcement of drug laws. Lastly, it touches upon the Japanese legal system’s approach to arrests and convictions, emphasizing their focus on certainty of guilt before making an arrest.
➡ The text discusses a movie, possibly related to Winnie the Pooh, where the transition from hand-drawn animation to computer animation is noted. The text also mentions the lack of action in the movie and how it seems more like a film to help children fall asleep. The movie’s plot involves a dangerous creature and an unlikely friendship, with a hint of an anti-drug message. The text also mentions other movies like Brother Bear and Coco, and their reception.
➡ The text discusses a movie, possibly “Pooh’s Heffalump”, which was initially intended for DVD but ended up in theaters, marking the end of the Eisner era at Disney. The movie had a budget of $20 million and made $52.9 million, with mixed reviews. The text also discusses the rating systems of various review sites and how they can be misleading, with the author expressing distrust in them. Lastly, the text delves into specific scenes and elements of the movie, including a scene where a character is tied up, which the author found surprisingly well done.
➡ The text discusses a movie featuring characters Rue and Kanga. Rue appears to transition into a different state, possibly hinting at his future involvement in World War I. Kanga, who is always singing strange songs about not growing up, seems to become very distressed when Rue leaves for college. The text also mentions a song with xenophobic undertones and the characters’ reactions to those who are different from them.
➡ The discussion revolves around the story of a Heffalump, a character from the Winnie the Pooh series, who is told by another character, Rue, that he is no longer captured. This leads to a panic as the Heffalump realizes he is separated from his mother, creating a dark twist in the story. The conversation also touches on cultural differences in Japan, where many people are unfamiliar with the full Winnie the Pooh story and characters. Lastly, they discuss a trend of wearing shirts with logos or references to things people aren’t actually fans of, and the upcoming release of a comic book about the Illuminati.
Transcript
Yes, hello. It’s the Occult Disney Podcast. We stopped being dark. Now we’re being light. This is Matt here, bouncing around my Halloween costume. I was. I was Tigger for a week for Halloween at my school. Hi, over there. It’s Thomas. Got the glasses, got the lights. Looking good. You said we’re not dark anymore. It’s. It’s dark in here, but I guess that’s more of a visual thing, not the full experience of you just listening. Okay, maybe I should put out. Disney is not being obviously dark in this one, Although we do always find a bit of darkness in these Pooh movies.
It seems this one being Pooh’s Heffalump movie, which is kind of the last of this particular line of poo. All of these were made and actually made by Disney toons in Japan with. We covered the Ticker movie, the Piglet movie, and this one, right after I finished this, they. They shut it down and I guess fired everyone. So the movie comes out eight months after the studio in Japan closes. And then there’s a Halloween sequel to this one, which I don’t. Maybe isn’t. That’s not in the theaters. So I guess we. Yeah, I didn’t see that one, but it sounded really interesting because it leans more into the original premise of Heffalumps, which we’ll get into.
Yeah, I guess because they’re supposed to be mildly terrifying, you get on Pooh’s Honey Hunt, and it ends with the Heffalumps and the Woozles. They’re in their own ride vehicles with you next to you, which is kind of fun. So I have a special spot for them. They had the Halloween, and then they’ve also had a couple video games that I guess centered around Heffalumps being the main antagonist. So this movie Wouldn’t really get that in this Poov’s Heffle up movie. But they are in general, terrifying and threatening and like the only semblance, I guess, of enemies that Poo and the Hundred Acre have that and the Woozles and this defangs them.
I guess we still have our Woozles, but I don’t know. I guess if a Heffalump got angry, you know, like Big Mama Heffalump, she could do some real damage if she was in the mood for it. Right. But also, the original book, if you look at the illustrations in the Winnie the Pooh books, the heflums are just elephants. Like, they’re not. They don’t look like they’re patchwork, and they don’t have all of the soft, rounded edges and sort of. They did kind of neuter them because they. And originally I didn’t even realize this until after I read it.
But Heffalump is just supposed to be how a child would pronounce elephant before they know how to structure words properly. So I guess a kid rushing to try and say elephant, it comes out Heffalump. So that’s where Heffalump likely came from. That’s. That’s the leading theory, I guess. So what’s a Woozle then? What are you trying to say if you have a Woozle? Well, we’re gonna have to keep that one for the next episode. Yeah, that’ll be for the Woozle movie, which unfortunately doesn’t exist. Yeah, I was gonna say. Is there a wizard movie? There’s no Woozle movie that I know of.
Yeah, I was cartoon in the 80s. Like, swear was called the Woozles. That sounds familiar. I mean, they had all sorts of things. You know, the Snorks were out there, like lots of bizarre. It was the. The Woozles, I think, were almost like a jungle version of snorks. Yeah. Okay, maybe that’s. Yeah, I’m making the connection there. And then I’m thinking of Zoobly Zoo. That’s a nice trauma. I was gonna get. I was gonna get nice sleep tonight, and now I’m not. Thank you so much. The conductor guy that, like, has the weird sort of like Michael Jackson outfit, like an MC outfit, but he’s got, like the cat face.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bird lady. Okay. All right. We need the cats movie. Yeah. Oh, sorry. I just said the cats movie. I shouldn’t have said that either. This one. The weird thing with these movies is they do seem to get more and more saccharine. Sweet. So the 70s one basically focuses on Pooh, and we have the Tigger movies. Both focus on Tigger. Okay, that’s good. Piglet. Not quite as interesting. This one is Rue, which would not be my choice to base a movie on. I mean, come on. Eeyore’s out there. He gets three lines in this movie.
Let’s. Let’s have some Eeyore give him a movie before Rue. What’s up? I agree with that. I also think that I don’t know if the Piglet movie might be my favorite one at all. To the close between Piglet and Tigger as, like, the best Poo movies so far that we’ve covered. Right? I know. I keep building up 2011, so I hope it survives. It lives up okay. No, it’s never going to live up to the hype. Now this 68 minutes long, if that. Like this one. It’s 68 minutes long. There’s a selling point. This one also, I guess in part because of that whole Heffalump being like a.
Like a child learning how to speak for the first time. And you said saccharin sweet. It also feels like this one skews way younger than any of the other movies that we’ve kind of seen so far. I almost remember when, like, Nick Jr. Came out in addition to Nickelodeon. And you would real. Well, maybe this would have been slightly before your time or after your time, rather. But like, Nick Jr. You’d want to watch it because it was, hey, it’s on Nickelodeon. I like everything on Nickelodeon. But then it’s like, oh, this is for literal babies.
Like, not like the pejorative like, oh, you’re a baby because you’re a year younger than me. But like literal children learning how to form sentences and. And watch and distinguish from shapes and colors. It kind of had a little bit of that flair. Like, I don’t know, there’s dialogue, there’s things you can derive from it, but it seemed very, very basic compared to every other movie we’ve seen. Well, it’s trying to, like, we get the weird, convoluted emotions. Like the whole gaslighting thing in the Integra movie, where this is just based on simple abandonment and, you know, fear of the dark.
Those are the main conflicts in this one. And prejudice. This is almost feels like baby’s first Prejudice movie. This is like baby’s first My Color Purple. Now, on the occult angle, I do like to guess where you’re going to go with this. So I just kept thinking of Bigfoot the whole time. Are we Talking about Bigfoot today or did you have other thoughts? I like that you brought a Bigfoot because. No, that was nowhere where I was bringing it up. But now that’s all I want to talk about is Bigfoot. Okay. Essentially, no, I’ve got, I’ve got, I guess a bunch of random sort of occult messaging as I was watching through it.
Like for example, it opens up on two bluebirds. Technically there were blue swallows versus like a. But it’s still a blue bird. And then we immediately see a rabbit that, that the camera follows. So I was just like, okay, project Bluebird. Follow the rabbit. Check, check. I strapped in. I was kind of like ready to break it down. But honestly I, I found a whole bunch of other interesting. The saccharin sweet aspect. I think that actually might be an indicator of this new. I mean I, I really am starting to hate the word woke now. But it’s sort of like this aspect of we’re going to teach some lessons in these movies.
Like we’re going to actually start incorporating something other than just crazy weird gaslighting, which I think I appreciate that more. I would rather be gaslit by Disney than have them turn any of these movies into Aesop tables. Well, yeah, that’s the whole thing with the, the, the quote unquote woke movie is like, if it’s good, what’s the problem? You know, it’s. If it’s kind of bad or in this case, if it’s just not made for people over the age of six, you know, then it’s, it’s not so great. We did watch this once. I, I think this was a one view right this and I think all of these Disney tunes ones, when my daughter was young, we probably watched all of them once.
Whereas that 2011 when we watched like 20 times. So I have watched this movie three times in the last month. Right, right, right. We had some chop on the, on the recording schedule and went dark for a while. So you probably have more. Some deeper experience with this one now. Right. But I also feel in a weird way I’m in a, in a group that I don’t want to be part of, of a men over 40 that have watched the Poose Heffalump movie three times in one month. Like I have an excuse for this, but it almost seems to anyone else in that club, I don’t even want to know what their excuse is.
Trying to think of what have I watched. Well, okay, I did. We did all those Miyazakis and I just happened to have them for my Other podcast. But there’s. There’s nothing wrong with saying you watched a Miyazaki two or three times in a month. Absolutely. But if you met, if you legitimately met somebody in real life and, or casual conversation and they’re just like, no, I don’t have kids. Yeah, I watched the Pooh’s Heffalump movie three times this month and took notes. You like? I don’t know, it would, it would freak me out a little bit.
Well, I am a 45 year old man that showed up to this podcast in a ticker suit, so there’s that. Right. Anyone other than me and you meeting up random in public, the choices are actually this or Dale. And getting Dale seemed dumb if there was no chip. Oh, you know, so just a Dale is kind of annoying. So we went with Tigger. Also, I knew I could wear it for this podcast. See, I. For a split second I thought you were talking about a movie and I was like, there’s not a Dale movie. I would have, I definitely would have seen that.
But you’re talking about the costume. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I’m talking about the costume. But you need a chip. I mean, they got the Rescue Ranger, so I wonder if there wasn’t a theatrical of that where we would have covered it, but they might have done a straight to video Chip and Dale movie. I love that. I love Chippendale and Rescue Rangers and Gadget like Gadget might have been one of my first crushes before I even realized it, to be honest. Okay, sure, yeah, that was. I saw some of it, but I didn’t like entrain to it.
You know, it was like on the TV in the background. My. My cousins had two video. They had two Nintendo games that, that neither of them broke out of frustration. One of them was Mike Tyson’s Punch out, the one with actual Mike Tyson, which was sick. But they also had Rescue Rangers NES game, which was one of the better of all the different adaptations of all the sort of cartoon games that were out at that point. It looked, I mean, at the time I thought we were playing the actual cartoon. I mean, looking back, obviously not.
But we talked about DuckTales. That one’s. That’s one of the best NES games that in general, I think I probably played the games more than saw the actual cartoons because again, I didn’t have the Disney Channel or Nickelodeon. So I just, I didn’t see this stuff even when I might have been the right age for it. And I, I know we already brought this up, but yeah, if you liked that DuckTales game. Go and check out the remake. It’s phenomenal. It’s basically just a. An updated ver now. I mean, 10 years ago, I think it came out now, but it still looks way better than the original one.
And it plays exactly the same. They got the mechanics and the jumps and everything. Pretty much nailed identical. So it’s just a graphic update, which is kind of cool. Have to bounce into that one. I currently the newest console I have is a DS, not a 3ds, so my gaming is not my forte, I guess, but. Yeah. Well, I guess before you get to your notes, I’ll just throw out my Bigfoot Thing is just there’s in the woods, there’s these large creatures that seem fearsome, are rarely seen, and they have their own little society and culture.
I don’t think the Heffalumps live in like another dimension or anything like that, but I. That was my general thought, if you want to build on that a bit, because I. I know you have stuck your brain fully in the forest for Bigfoot. Well, they literally live on the other side of a fence. So it’s definitely not a different dimension or anything. But it does seem that in this case, and it’s kind of interesting because it. The Heffalump movie and the Heffalumps in general require a pretty big perspective shift. Because within the 100 acre wood, you think you’re outdoors.
Like, you’re the outdoor nature. You live in a tree. You know, everything that you do involves just being outside in nature and fending off the elements and gathering honey. It’s like a very organic hippie, sort of back to the roots experiment. Right? But when you learn about the heffalumps, 100 acre woods, like now, this is the city. This is where population exists and a whole bunch of variety of people with like, machines and technology and stuff that doesn’t exist over the side of this fence. So the Heffalumps, I think, are like the closest things to animals that the 100 acre wood has.
Right. They’re actually sort of cordoned off and they have more, I guess, like animal behaviors. So it would make sense for this to represent this primitive, like, mythical creature. So basically all Harry and the Hendersons, but it also, because we know all the backstory of the Halloween movie that came out and the origin and the book’s original, all we’re doing is we’re meeting a nice one of them. But it does seem like there’s way more potential for there to be really bad versions of all these. And I. I don’t. I can’t conjure a specific instance, but I do have a very strong feeling in all the other who movies we’ve seen so far, excluding Blood and Honey, which would just be cheating.
It does seem that Rabbit and Owl together, through their negligence and apathy, could actually cause some sort of intentional harm on somebody. Or maybe Owl in the case of, like, negligent harm. Like, I don’t get that from Piglet or Poo or Roof or any of the other characters in the 100 acre wood, but I definitely could see Rabbit turning a blind eye when someone’s, like, walking out onto cracking ice or something. Just like. Because he kind of does that to Tigger in a few ways when he tries to get rid of Tigger. So I also. I.
It makes me feel like the hems. Maybe we’re meeting one of the few good ones. And the rest of them might be quite nasty. Yeah, I. I could see Rabbit getting enraged and bopping someone over the head with a hoe or something. You know, like a farm hoe. He’s very grumpy. He would blame it on dementia, too. Yeah. With the fins. Yeah. It starts making me think of the Hundred Acre woods is like some weird gated community as well. It’s like an M. Night Shyamalan move. That would be sick. Did you know there’s a third Blood and Honey already coming out? That’s unsurprising.
It features Heffalumps, Woozles. They’re gonna add Roo Rabbit. Apparently they’re adding, like, six new characters and it’s got the highest budget out of any of them. And that was news to me because I didn’t. Maybe you brought it up, but I didn’t even realize that blood and Honey 2 already came out in March. So maybe we gotta see the progression. If they’re. It’s making enough money to make a third that’s got a higher budget than the first two. It seems like they’re ramping up somehow. Yeah. I’d still, you know, on. The first one is definitely like.
Oh, it’s. It’s just the name of the movie. And what it is is going to drag you in and there’s not much going on there. Well, they got. They got three helmet costumes. That’s pretty much. Yeah. I love the costumes. I mean, the costumes were wrong, but, yeah, they were great. I thought. Oh, yeah. One. One little bit of continuity. I did notice that Tigger was still stuck on his fake family at the beginning, which is mildly depressing. Like he never worked it out. He’s still lost in his delusions. So that that’s happening. The programming is quite strong.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. It did not break with him. I guess he’s not going to sing his theme song anymore because he does not think he’s the only one anymore. But let’s see. Kanga is still a hardcore nudist. Oh, yeah. With the aging in the beginning, when they were letting you know, telling ruius to stay home because he’s too young. I guess it’s age, but I’m like, Piglet’s smaller and rue. Right. But Piglet, we’ve. I think we discussed he’s at least 30 or 40. Yeah, that’s true. He is. He has grown, but he’s tiny. So I don’t know.
It seems a little weird. There seems to be a very strong, like kids, don’t, don’t dare go in the woods vibe to this movie. And just. Just because it was a fleeting thought. But Piglet is just a small, bald Georgia Costanza of the Hundred Acre Wood. That’s kind of how I interpret him. Yeah. He’s got a little more victim energy to him, though. George has a lot too. But I think Piglet maybe ramps it up a bit on that there’s someone else. I’m thinking of that if it comes. Eeyore is the ultimate victim in the whole thing.
Because that’s always woe is me. Well, he’s the dark, the black hole of a. Well, not a person, but a creature that just draws in negative energy all the time. He’s like a goth. He’s like the ma. He was listening to the Cure right before you see him every time. Nothing quite that. There’s people in your life where it’s just like they have so much drama. It’s like you kind of attracted that, didn’t you? Like, you’re just. You want to be in drama and be somewhat unhappy. I just get that vibe from people sometimes. How dear.
Through that MKUltra traumatic programming. Why didn’t you take it as well as Pooh did? Hey, Poo. That’s the thing. That’s why there’s a Zena Poo. Right. Poo is just kind of like floats through all of it. Whereas Rabbit is. Again, Rabbit and Owl are pretty demented at this point. As we said. Maybe not dementia, but demented. And I. I think Rabbit is just sick of everyone’s everything and he’s not afraid to kind of like, let it out. Like I said, like, he. He was one of the ones that was kind of spearheading the whole aspect of getting Tigger out of the 100 acre wood to the point where, I mean, he was gonna freeze to death.
I think that was almost implied at some point, just not outright stated for obvious reasons, but, like, he didn’t have a real family or anyone else looking out for him and they were just kind of like, ousting him. Yeah. Rabbit is the farmer who is the first to grab the pitchfork in any situation, I guess, which is a weird character. I mean, it makes sense in the ecology of this movie and its characters, but, yeah, a little bit weird for a general kid’s set. If we need archetypes, I would say, man, I can’t remember the name of the movie, but Clint Eastwood was in this movie where he just doesn’t like the Asians that are in his town.
And that kind of reminds me of Rabbit. Like, Rabbit is. Yes, I think it was. That’s. That’s how I sort of see Rabbit is Gran Torino. There we go. I had to get rid of the Tigger hood. When you’re sitting down, it’s like kind of drags on your neck and after a while you’re like, ah, wait a minute, this sucks. So that’s. That’s the danger of becoming a Tigger, I guess. And this was a real random tangent, but I can do it in just a few. And that’s the. Out of all the different cultural references of Heffalump, which I guess it originated with Winnie the Pooh.
That’s where this phrase hefalum came from. And like, the whole amalgamation from a kid, like, trying to say the word elephant. But the Heffalump is reused in all sorts of books and movie and media outside of the Disney universe. One of those is a cult classic novel which I’ve never read before, but I’m absolutely going to now after I read the synopsis. It’s called Ben down so long. It looks like up to me. Have you ever heard of this? I have not. Who wrote that? It’s a guy named Richard Farina. He wrote it or he published it in 1966.
He seemed like. Like a. He could have been friends with Lee. Hard to be Oswald. Maybe like a hippie drug version of Lee Harvey Oswald. But he goes to Cuba and he’s fighting like that with. Or he’s sort of protesting against Batista in Cuba at some point, comes back, he’s doing lots and lots of drugs. The book is essentially a retelling of the Odyssey in, I guess, New York. Like New York City on psychedelics. Like that’s sort of the entire premise of the book. It becomes somewhat of a cult classic. But right after he releases it and he’s just starting to get, you know, popular from it, he dies in a motorcycle accident that happens as they drive through a fence.
So I was just like, oh, that’s. And the whole reason is Heffalump is the name of like one of his friends. Throughout the course of the book he calls him Heffalump. So he goes over the fence and it doesn’t work out well for him. And Heffalump. Yeah. Is that the pretty direct from the book reference? Because I don’t think Disney had done the last of those animations in 66 or whatever. So it’s a. It was a widely popular, I guess, phrase for a while. This is what happens when you don’t have Internet is that stupid words like Hefalum just reverberate through pop culture.
And it’s like the new thing for 10 or 15 years. At the beginning of the movie, I just had a quick thought. When they find the Heffalump tracks, at first I was just thinking of like lo fi crop circles for a minute. I don’t know if that has any traction, but that passed through my mind. I wrote it down. Bigfoot is known to frequently be seen alongside UFO sightings. So it doesn’t surprise me that we would have both of those kind of in the same capacity. Yeah, the heavy itself, I guess this is one of those movies where it’s.
It’s that 90s kid actor voice acting thing. Just. I mean, I know it’s like 2004 or 5 now 2005, but voice acting just, just grates on me because we got Rue Nikita Hopkins still alive, but this is their final film role. So they, they got out after this, but they did all the, they did the Tigger movie, they did all the poo stuff up to this point. So. But then we kind of doubled down. We have Kyle Stanger is Lumpy the Heffalump. And oh yeah, the Heffalump voices kind of drove me up a wall. I don’t know about you that it’s basically just a child with a lisp or some sort of speech impediment for cute reasons.
Right. We’re just a little bit of a British accent. And then mom comes and does like the same thing. It just says love. Oh, everyone’s love, your love. And she said that like 40 times within a two minute period. And it was driving me up a wall. Yeah, I mean, I wasn’t expecting a whole lot more from a character literally named after the mispronunciation of elephant throughout it, so. And man, I love British people. Everyone knows anything that I watch. I’m always praising British people for everything that they do. Food, culture, everything. The accent is usually one of the biggest selling points of a British person.
And in this case it. Yeah, it makes me dislike the accent, which is saying a lot. Like, I almost don’t even want to ever watch Austin Powers now because of Heffalump. Well, go watch him. Patrick Stewart. That’ll, you know, they’ll fix it. Doesn’t that a little bit Scottish in there or. No. Am I just adding that in my own mind? I don’t think he is. He’s. I think he’s a little bit northern England, so that makes sense. It would be more like a little bit of a rural accent that’s somewhere behind the Shakespearean, I think. Right.
Well, and a fun fact, my. The AI voice that I use the most now is. It was a very handcrafted blend. I feel like I’m a. Like a. Like a drinkologist. Like a mixologist sometimes when I make some of these. But it is a blend of Walt Disney and Patrick Stewart and those two voices together make like. It makes it sound like you know what it is. But it doesn’t actually match either of those voices if you compare either one to the other. But I don’t know what a world we’re living in right now. Yeah, I’m trying to work that out my head that’s.
Read Patrick Stewart’s autobiography. It’s really good. But it’s 80% Shakespeare, 20% Star Trek, which actually makes a whole lot of sense since it’s Patrick Stewart, so. But it was an interesting read. Sure. He should write a biography as Captain Luke Picard. That would actually be interesting if that doesn’t exist already. He didn’t write it. But there is the autobiography of John Luke Picard out there. Okay, I didn’t know that. Okay, awesome. I think all the cap in the past few years. I think all the captains have like the autobiography of if. Now see if there’s an audiobook reading by Patrick Stewart of the autobiography of Jean Luc Picard.
That would be something special. Oh, that would be something special. Now you’re making me search if this exists. It should. If it doesn’t. If it doesn’t exist. You know what? We have the technology to make it exist. We don’t even have to wait around for Patrick Stewart to do It. Autobiography of the First. The first one that comes up is Yogi, by the way. That’s interesting. Oh, that’s actually one of. That’s a. I don’t know if you’ve ever read. I’ve read it. Yogi Bears autobiography. Yeah, it’s. It’s. It’s seems like a medieval book of maxims. Like, he’s freaking.
He turns into freaking Machiavelli in this book and just drops like nugget after nugget in that thing. Wait, which book are we talking about? Yogi Berras, Not Yogi Bear? No, no, I was talking about Autobiography of a Yogi by. And I can’t properly. Okay. I don’t think he was. He didn’t see a Machiavellian. No, but. But his book is full of all sorts of quotes that have. I mean, they’re pretty deep for what you would expect. Okay, for all you Trekkers out there, crybabies, that’s one of those deep ones. We’ve got the autobiography of James D.
Kirk, Mr. Spock and Jean Luc Picard. I swear, they did a Janeway as well. Yeah, there’s a Janeway, if anybody wants that. Benjamin Sisko. You can read autobiographies of all these people written by people who are not them. So it kind of breaks the. You know, it’s written by David Goodman or something, which. That doesn’t make sense for an autobiography. It is an autobiography of a fictional character. So with the copyrights expired, we could write a Winnie the Pooh autobiography and, like, it could even, like, recount his MK Ultra programming and, like, meeting Dr. White and Dr.
Green and Dr. Black. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, you know, going. Going Prisoner Style by Dorsey. You look in and there’s, like, Piglet having treatments. I mean, honestly, that’s all on the table now. Right? Does Piglet come with that or is it. I guess I haven’t really looked into the specifics on everything that got public domain. But is it like, all the characters, Owl and Rat? I guess so. If the movies are doing it. I think maybe not Tigger yet, because he was created a few years later. And then, of course, you know, like we were talking about with Return to Oz, where there were certain things that MGM owns, there are certain things that Disney owns.
Like, obviously you cannot make Winnie the Pooh look exactly like he does in the Disney version, because that goes back to 64 or whatever it was. Right. Don’t quote me on that date. But, for example, a character named Rabbit. Who is a Rabbit, that one might be A little bit hard to enforce Disney’s color palette or something. Or. Here’s what you do. You make the movie, but you get real cheap. And you just have actual human actors. They just have all the names, you know, at the end you have a quick animated segment. That’s when they’ve been broken and now live in this weird Twilight universe of the mind or whatever.
I’m not even thinking animated. I’m thinking like Donnie Darko style. But no, it’s only anime in the last two minutes. They’re just. They’re people throughout the movie, and then at the end, they’re in their new reality. It was like the inverse of Homer Simpson taking acid. Right, right, right. Well, he was. What was. He was hot sauce. Yeah, that was his hot sauce. That’s right. You know, there. I recently. Oh, my God. I’m. I’m a little bit annoyed that I can’t remember this off the top of my head. But I recently reviewed a bunch of songs with a friend, and he brought this, like, a stoner rock group that specializes in all Simpson theme songs.
And they’re like four or five albums deep, and they’re actually really, really, really incredible music. But every single album and every single song, they have fully out dedicated everything to the Simpsons. And it’s. I mean, it was phenomenal. They’ve got an entire song about the hot peppers and it’s all about Homer Simpson shrimping. Well, I’ll have to figure out what it is as we’re talking. I mean, you can find niche bands for, like, anything. You know, it’s like looking Rule 34 on the Internet. Right. But I mean, that’s what it was. Almost like the music would stood alone by itself.
It was already like really good stoner rock music. And then if you pay attention to the lyrics, you’re like, is this about frickin Sideshow Bob? And yeah, the answer is yes on all of these. There is. Yeah, there was. It was so many of them. I don’t want to go too much of a tangent. Yeah, it’s like the Metalocalypse show with Death Lock doing the coffee commercial. You know, death metal. Do you want some coffee? That was. As they’re pouring boiling coffee on their audience and incinerating them. The name is Dr. Colossus. That’s the name of the group.
And honestly, any of their albums are worth looking up, but the album we listened to is called the Dank. Ooh. Okay. Well, I. Yeah, it sounds like we’re getting past my general knowledge of Simpsons references, which is Almost surprising. Yeah. And the one of those best songs in there was called Space Coyote. And Space Coyote is the hot sauce episode where Homer starts tripping. Now can you go past season nine or ten of the Simpsons and keep making those references? Nobody will get them past season 11 in particular, I’m sure. I mean, okay, no big, big loss.
You know what I mean? No one should, no one should get the references beyond season nine or 11 at the most. I know I’ve asked the question before it. Who at this point is watching the Simpsons? I mean, if I want to watch the Simpsons, I’ll put on like a DVD of, you know, like 20 year old shows, 30 year old shows. Geez. I mean, I, I might have it on in the background every once in a while just to like keep up and see what the hell they’re talking about. But yeah, same thing. I mean, you can just watch season three to season 11 and then once you get there, just start back over at season three again and it’ll always be fresh.
Because this was before TV shows had only 8 to 10 episodes per season. I guess I’m going extra tangenty today because I just don’t know what to say about that much. But you have. No, let’s, let’s. Well, we’re talking about Homer Simpson tripping out and seeing space coyotes and, and sipping on hot sauce. And as I’m watching this whole movie, I guess out of all the themes, the one that kept hitting me the most is that Heffalump is a reference to the psychedelic experience. Because before this movie, the only reference to Heffalumps are when Pooh is dreaming.
And I think another person in 100 acre wood also dreams about these Heflump in particular. And the only version outside of, I guess like astral projection and like twins being telepathically connected somehow. But when two people share the exact same surreal experience and see entities that share the same colors and form patterns and everything, that seems like a psychedelic experience. And also the elephants. And Disney already has this weird, I guess, NLP anchor, whether they intended it or not. But now whenever I see an elephant that kind of looks like it, but not quite an elephant, I’m imagining Dumbo tripping balls on whatever that wormwood like absent concoction was that he got into.
So yeah, like this. As soon as the Heffalum Come on came onto the scene, it’s more like rude. Don’t go over that fence. Don’t go look for the Heffalump. That’s like Rue. Stay off drugs. Say no to drugs. And he decides this one day, maybe they’re not as dangerous as everyone’s been talking about. Like, maybe they’re actually good for me. And the Heffalump on the other side is kind of like the psychedelic entity. And I feel that this psychedelic entity, Heffalumped is also has his elder DMT entities. And they’re like, don’t mess around with humans. They’re all bad news.
They’re like here to kind of stomp us out and get rid of us. Which is kind of true. Both of them are equally true. Amongst each other you can see Rubing, small and juvenile and a little bit ignorant. Even if we drop the psychedelic Heffalumps are drugs aspect for now, Rue could easily be accidentally hurt by Hefalump. Like, just because he’s small, inexperienced, and might not know what he’s doing, he doesn’t know how to navigate the world of Hefalumps. And likewise, the Heflums have all the reason in the world to be afraid of humans because. And when I say humans, I mean the rest of the people in 100 Acre Wood.
Poo Rabbit, Piglet. But they have a right to be afraid because they do have the technology to wipe out the Heffalumps. I would almost assume that they’re the ones that put the damn fence up if it wasn’t Christopher Robin, that freaking Antichrist not mentioned in this movie. Is he? Well, because. Because now we’re sitting back and watching his creation kind of like figure itself out. Yeah. Yeah, that could be it. I was just sitting here thinking of other Disney movies if elephants would be like a psychedelic signifier in general. Jungle Book doesn’t work with that. They’re kind of stodgy.
But I was thinking Aladdin once Aladdin’s life is suddenly transformed and he’s the. The prince or whatever, he’s riding into town on elephants. So there’s that, but. Right. But those. Those elephants don’t talk and they don’t sing and they don’t have a really annoying high pitched British voice. But I feel it’s. I guess it has more to do with elephants that are acting very abnormal. Whereas that’s kind of what you expect from an elephant in India to act like. Or I guess China is how that should have played out. Yeah, I’m not finding anything else in the Disney canon that has a notable elephant other than the ones I just mentioned.
So they have dancing or are those just. Yeah, they have dancing hippos and that. Anyway, I was seeing if I could, you Know, I. I thought the idea was interesting enough. I wanted to see if I could take it a little deeper, but I. It might not necessarily do that, but, hey, we got more movies. It might catch on. You know, here’s one that I think it was worth writing down and maybe talking about. As this movie opens up, there’s a huge sign, and I think it’s in Eeyore’s little area. I don’t. I can’t remember exactly whose, like, house it was outside of, but it says trespassers will.
And then you can’t read. It’s obscured, or it’s, like, fallen off or something. The last part. But what do you think was on that sign? What is the threat? I’m gonna guess it’s rabbit sign, then. And so, you know, trespassers will be. Will be murdered by rabbits pitchfork, slowly tortured and skinned and, you know, declawed. Like I said, I. This movie kind of makes them a gated community. Right. Again, keep the Heffalumps out of our gated community, that sort of thing. Right? Or it’s just the conservatives. Let’s keep those weird, you know, hippies out in their communes.
Don’t let them near our. They’re gonna get their kids on whatever the hell they’re doing, and they’re gonna start seeing weird elephant creatures, and they won’t be able to. To, you know, enunciate their words correctly because they’re so whacked out of it. Again, but that also sounds like Rabbit. You know, does Rabbit really belong in the 100 acre woods? I guess I don’t. He might be, like, the necessary evil of the 100 acre woods because he’s the one doing food production, so they need him. He absolutely seems like a casual custodian. Like, no. Nobody else in the entire 100 acre woods really seems like an aware custodian.
Like, Poo maybe wants to do good things, but he wouldn’t. He would screw everything up. No one else seems to be qualified, so. And I think that’s probably what is making Rabbit so worn down and frustrated all the time is because he realizes that there’s really no one that can step into his role. He can’t retire as Rabbit. They will all die if Rabbit stops rabbiting. Right. And. And in this movie, that’s kind of one of the things they do, because after Rue brings Heffalump into the Hundred Acre Wood, they immediately go into Rabbit’s, you know, garden, and they’re, like, having fun, and they’re throwing stuff back and forth, and then the Camera zooms out and all the food for them is completely gone.
And unfortunately, at the end of this movie, they all starve to death. It kind of turns into a really dark, like, Soviet film. I wasn’t expecting that to happen at all. Yeah, I have to watch that next week for my film podcast. It didn’t really happen, but didn’t really Soviet film. I’m about to watch it, though. I’m about to watch it for real for that. Let’s see. I just had that thought escape my brain again. Oh, yeah. The playing in this movie was another thing. And can we spend a little more time together at the end? Sure.
And they’re just running around in a circle, giggling. I never did that with my friends on drugs. Huh. Hear me out. There’s a few other references in there. So I think that. I think that this might explain it a little bit, and it might even help re watch ability. If you do find yourself having to rewatch the Heffalump movie. Watch it like, everyone’s on drugs, man. And then it starts to make a little bit more sense. Is that why Carly Simon’s here for a second time? Hippie goddess. She was actually the drug dealer on set. Like, hey, do you mind singing some songs too? Like, oh, yeah, of course.
She is. Pooh’s connection. Yeah. Which I don’t. It’s. Sorry, Carly. Not. Not into these songs. Any. Any kind of name game song I like, instantly hate. Even in the Forbidden Zone movie, which is a real. Do you know that movie? It sounds familiar, but it’s not conjuring anything right now. Directed by Danny Elfman’s brother has Oingo Boingo as a house band. Has Danny Elfman in it as Satan. And it has. And it’s just a twisted, bizarre, weird movie, but it has a name game song. And even there, I’m like, I don’t like this name game song.
That has to sting a little bit. Just being known as Danny Elfman’s brother. It’s like, I have a name, you know? Yeah. Richard Elfman. I. I don’t know. Whatever. Yeah, but I wouldn’t have known who that is if you said it. So Danny Elfman’s brother is a better name. Here’s the weird. Yeah. Danny Elphin’s brother actually started the. The. The Mystic Order of the Oingo Boingo, which was an art collective, not just a band. At some point was like, I want to be a filmmaker and turn the band over to Danny. So. Oops. Well, maybe there’s a raw Talent thing going on.
Well, directing is mildly interesting, so I do recommend that movie. It’s. I think it’s watchful on YouTube. I actually recommend watching the colorized version because it’s weird hand colored stuff and makes it much trippier. What was the name of the movie again? Forbidden Zone. Forbidden Zone. Yeah, it’s. It’s a very twisted, weird movie. Sounds like a movie that would be on Skinemax. It’s too weird for that probably, to be honest. I think it does. I think it does have some boobies. I think Hervey. What’s his name, the shorts man. He’s on the plane. The plane. He’s in the movie.
Yeah. That guy can almost get his last name. I can’t quite spit it out. I’m wrong. I know. Yeah, he’s Tattoo. He’s Tattoo. He’s also in. In this movie as the king of the forbidden Zone or something. Oh, okay. Now this is actually starting to ring some bells. Yeah, it’s. It’s a notable cult film, so. Filmed in a basement. You know, they just made all the sets in a basement. So that. That’s fun in a way. Well, look at that. We’ve got. We’ve got two cult references in Pooh’s Heffalump movie already, so I don’t know. I feel like we’re.
We’re already ahead of the game. A. Yeah, well, that one’s kind of tenuously me rambling from one topic to another, so not quite sure how. How much it connects, but let’s. I assume that you still have a few notes to bop down there. Yeah. So some more proof that this is about not just mind control, it’s just like say, specifically psychedelic drugs. Another. As the movie is opening up, we get to see right outside of Kang and Rue’s house. And I swear to you, there is a freaking angel trumpet tree. There’s a Detour tree in their yard as it’s zooming out that has a.
They have a very distinctive look. So I think that this is another nod to if not just scopolamine, which I think is something that comes in, in the datura, but like this psychedelic kind of experience. It’s like a foreshadowing, if you will. And I don’t. I didn’t go back and re. Watch any of the other Pooh movies to see if that same angel trumpet tree was also in their yard. I assume a strong. Maybe they’re kind of sending Rue out into the. Into the wilderness to have his coming of age vision quest. Well, and it seems that Rue’s always been ready for this.
He’s always had drugs at his immediate disposal, so. And it doesn’t show exactly what he takes, but that was kind of where I was putting two and two together. Was that rude? Doesn’t just go for, like, some mild little mushrooms, not like a weak little LLSD or a DMT trip. He’s like, I’m gonna actually just go all the way hardcore and do Devil’s Breath Scopolamine. And he does that and he travels over the fence, the same fence that ends up killing Cole Writers, and he meets, I guess, the fear he, like, he faces this creature that everyone in 100 acre woods is absolutely terrified of, and he.
Not only is he is everyone terrified of it that Rue goes out and brings it, but he brings it back into the Hundred Acre Woods. So now this is Rue maybe spiking everyone’s drugs and now, like, they’re all doing scopolamine. They don’t have the choice at this point. Yes. But I’ll say maybe the Heplums still don’t exist at the end of this movie, you know? Well, did they ever exist to begin with? Because if they’re just sort of psychedelic entities, then that makes all the scent. And again, this isn’t just, like, me rambling and trying to find some random, like, interesting thread.
This is because Heffalumps were originally pitched as not existing in reality. Even in the books, the Heffalumps originally are shown in these, like, big, dreamy thought bubbles inside the characters. So you’re introduced to them and. And Pooh and all these other characters that know of the Hep Flumps, they know of them through dreams, but they’ve never seen them. In fact, according to the wiki, if you ignore the Halloween version of the Heffalump movie, who technically never sees a Hefilum throughout the course of any of the books at all. So I think that there’s a strong case to be made that the Hephaestus don’t actually exist.
So, yeah, they are like some sort of weird astral beings. So outside of that psychedelic thread, though, they obviously represent sort of xenophobia, I think on both sides. That seems to be what, Aesop’s Fable, like, GI Joe lesson that they’re telling you. So they’re also allowed to sell you toys and it’s basically, oh, maybe everyone’s not that bad on both sides of this fence. I’m hesitant. I still really do think that the Hefalums are vile, nefarious creatures and we just happen to see Lumpy who’s kind of like the dumb one. He doesn’t. He’s not smart enough to be bad.
But the rest of them are bad. Yeah, Never trust a Heffalump. I am thinking of like entities being met. Like they’re having kind of a group hallucination in that case. I mean, but with an actual psychedelic entity is not necessarily because if, if the Heffalum just represents the psychedelic experience than them all seeing it. There’s something called form constants where everyone can thinks that they’re having the same vision, but it’s really because a lot of people see the same type of fractal patterns. They’ll see like a cobweb pattern. Some of them like there’s very specific one.
This is also from MK Ultra research. If you ever seen the experiment with like the spider, the orb weaver spiders and it’s spinning different webs and they give it different drugs and the webs look all different. It’s part of sort of the same category of research and all of that. But these form constants that they’re called, they do explain why so many people tend to explain having these group hallucinations. If you want the non supernatural version of it. Right. It’s that the human brain shares the same chemical makeup and the same architecture as every other one.
So when you start having synapses firing off and you’re flooding your system with serotonin, then you tend to have somewhat similar experiences that you can relate to. Yeah. Or the thing like we’re both saying hey man, that’s green, but you know we’re seeing different greens. You know that, that thing, the dress that no one can agree about that sort of thing. So that said, I have a hundred percent had a group hallucination experiment when I was younger. That can. That at the time absolutely convinced me that I was at least agnostic and not an atheist. It was like a very specific moment.
And it was when me and a number of other people kept seeing someone like following us and hiding in bushes. Like we were in a different plane of existence at this point. But it wasn’t just like oh, did you see someone? Yeah, I saw someone too. Run. It was like, hey, did you see like a 40 year old lady hiding in the bush on that blue house like two streets back? And I’ll be like, oh my God, I’m so glad you said that. I thought I was crazy. And then like you would keep seeing like very specific things over and over.
I can’t explain that. I Mean, maybe we were both lying to each other or something and like planning ideas, but this was like a very specific group and it wasn’t just like people. It was like seeing the exact same shapes in the clouds constantly. Like, you both see it, don’t say it. One the other person says what they saw and you’re just like, I can’t believe you just said that. Happening for, I don’t know, four hours straight. So I don’t know, it felt like we were like just tuned into the same station. Now I’m sitting here thinking, in my days of experimentation, I don’t recall meeting any entities, which I feel disappointed saying that in dreams.
In dreams for sure. As I said, I’ve managed a few direct injection lucid dreams. So again, that happens, you know, I guess I don’t think I’m going to call myself atheist, you know. And I do recall meeting in dreams, not always the same form, but meeting the same entity multiple times, like in five different dreams. And the final dream is in a train station. They’re like, okay, I’m going now. And I haven’t seen them since. So this might not surprise you, but I just had to Google really quick. But Salvia dividerum is illegal in Japan. Yeah, they keep.
The thing in Japan is they keep like tweaking the chemical makeups and having loophole drugs and then a couple months later they’re out. There have been occasions when they were okay, but most of the time they’re. They’re not. I don’t think anyone’s making chemical variants of Salvia the veteran. But anyways, I won’t, I won’t use this platform to push that yet again, unlike all my other shows, but that is one that probably has rocked my world the most. Not just me personally, subjectively, but other people that I’ve seen do it for the first time, not knowing what they were getting into over the course of 20 plus years, like seriously high school, all the way to like through the military.
I grew salvia to venom when I was in the military. That might not surprise anybody. It wasn’t scheduled at that point. And then even after the military, after I went through college and had a job and everything, all these different people throughout 20 different years reporting nearly identical descriptions of like a female entity that says certain things and certain phrases wild. I don’t know. Anyways, I don’t want to go too much of an attention, but absolutely, that’s, that has been something that completely changed my, my worldview about absolutely everything. Yeah, that, that is the trade off about living in Japan, where many things are nice, but it’s like smoke your cigarettes, drink your alcohol and call it a day.
You know, like, as far as the law, marijuana and heroin is like the same thing. Like, there’s no distinction, like if you were found with a little bit of marijuana or a little bit of heroin to, to the Japanese legal system, that it’s the same. I’m curious since we’re already on a slight tangent about Japanese drug enforcement rules, but I, I don’t know how much you watch like, cop shows or stuff. And I don’t mean fictional, I mean like cops, you know, like the quote unquote real version of police work. But it’s very obvious that American police have this like, discretion where they can find certain drugs on you and just let you go just based on how you’re acting, what mood they’re in.
There’s like also. But in Japan, I almost imagine it’s like a zero tolerance. Like, if they see that you’ve got weed and someone else sees that they saw you got weed, then you’re like, you have to bring them in. Do you even know. I’m assuming you haven’t had a lot of encounters with like drug enforcement police in Japan, but no, especially living out in the countryside. The thing with Japanese police is they want to be like, we are like 100 sure that we have evidence for this person before they arrest you. So there is that. There was a high profile case.
The guy is like 88 now. A little bit like Reuben the Hurricane Carter. He’s a boxer in the 60s, accused of a murder or a few murders and was on death row. I think he was the guy on death row for the longest. Lots of solitary confinement. His brain was jumbled, like. Yeah, he was, he was just acquitted like a month ago. And it took him a few weeks for him to understand that he was no longer on death row. Apparently. So. But yeah, that one of the reasons in the legal system, even Alice, now that he’s been acquitted, there are people and the government’s still like, oh, let’s try them again, you know, because they didn’t really have the evidence.
They apparently coerced a confession by beating the crap out of them back in the 60s, that sort of thing. But the Japanese legal system is so much like, we do not arrest people unless we know they’re guilty. So when something like that happens and they screwed up, they, they go kind of apeshit about it. So I guess I’ve got a couple other notes that explain the difference between what the 100 acre woods people are talking about these questionable entities. They’re either Bigfoot or there’s some, like, scary demonic things or they’re like psychedelic entities that are gonna, like, eat your soul and cause ego death, literally.
I’m going to eat your soul. I like that. The voices, man. Change the voices in this movie. Gets so much better. I don’t know. I mean, what would be more terrifying than having. And also if they wanted to subliminally tell kids to actually not do drugs. That would keep me away from drugs. If you told me that. Hey, if you, if you smoke a little bit of this, you’re gonna hear this voice for an hour and a half. It would be like, no, thank you, sir. What if Lumpy. What if Lumpy were voiced by Ernest Borgnine? There we go.
I mean, there was precedent, right? Just, let’s go play. I don’t know. I’d be amused by that. It. See, it would be too good for Disney to actually allow that to happen, especially at this point. It does feel like a turning point of. Oh, this is. After this. The only. Just, just as a little production thing. After this. The only movies with anything resembling hand drawn animation are, I think, Princess and the Frog and Winnie the Pooh. Oh, that’s. That’s sort of depressing. That’s it. It’s. It’s all computers here. From here on out, this is the last movie we’re gonna see that has hand drawn animation.
Oh, my God. Princess and the Frog and Winnie the Pooh. Right, Right. But I mean, you just mentioned two movies and maybe everyone else that’s listening doesn’t know what the list of movies we have up in front of us. But it is like easily. It’s like two years worth of episodes to get through. But you’re telling me that out of those two years of episodes, we’re only going to have two that kind of have hand drawn animation in them. Well, that’s why we’ll toss in a few animes here and there. Okay. Yeah, we do have the other actual.
Yeah, we have the other Ghibli films that Disney distributed. So those count. Thank God. Okay, okay, there’s those. So you got some anime to cover that a little bit. It is going to be interesting because Disney’s going to just stumble hard with their computer animation for the next six years of production. I think Tangled is the first, like, CG Disney, straight up Disney movie that really took hold, if I’m correct. Up to there, it’s all Pixar, even Pixar it’s weird. For my other podcast, we recently did Wally and Coco and both of them we were like, we don’t actually like these movies that much.
Really? That. Okay. See, I haven’t seen Wally since it came out and I loved it. I thought Wally was phenomenal. First 40 minutes, great. But then just like what it was like. You and I are gonna have a discussion of that, of course, when we get to it. But even on my films and filth, we were like, what is this movie getting at exactly? Coco. Even more just everything in Pixar is like a bureaucracy. And Coco, the, the, the, the underworld or the Great beyond is just another bureaucracy. And our guest was a Mexican animator and she was pissed.
She was like, that is not a Mexican boy, that’s an American boy. Like that. Yeah. Because I came and thinking, oh, I’m going to four people on the podcast. And I came in thinking, I’m gonna be the one hater on cocoa. Everybody loves cocoa. Turned out out four people. None of us particularly liked it. So. Yeah. Are you allowed? I think that it might actually be a felony in Canada to say that you. You don’t like cocoa. Maybe. Yeah, but it’s actually hate speech, so be careful. Yes, it looks great, the music’s good, but we didn’t, you know, the, the great beyonds of bureaucracy.
It’s just it, it was a weird kind of, a little bit of cultural appropriation because there’s the. The Book of Life came out the same year, which is made by Mexicans, which helps because, you know, Coco is made by the Pixar machine with a few token staff members to make it seem legitimate. Well, pretty soon they’re all just going to be made by AI models. So that’s going to transcend all culture and race, I think that’s right. We’ll have a nice monoculture, just like we ran our servers in Mexico. But anyway, we’ll talk more in depth about Wally and Coco in the future, but I was just interested to find that those didn’t play well in 2024 for whatever reason.
So some of the warnings that we hear about the Heffalump, which again are psychedelics, these are drugs. It’s an anti drug movie. That there are these three headed creatures, which we already know is not the case. The second that you see one of them, they don’t have three heads. But the other, the things that they’re described as doing is that they’ll steal all your honey. And. Which I heard as they’ll steal all your money. Which is something that drugs will do over time. You know, that’s pretty objective fact. And that they’ll stomp on your house until it’s dust, which seems kind of violent for a poo movie.
Although I think we’ve also seen, like, Pooh accidentally stomp Eeyore’s house into dust before, and no one really cared that much. But apparently, if a Heffalum does it, it’s a. It’s a big deal. But what would stomping your house into dust look like for an astral psychedelic entity? To me, that is ego death. So it’s like, okay, be careful, because these psychedelic experiences will cause ego death. It’ll stomp your. Your astral, I guess, like, mental house into dust, and then you’ll have to reassemble it all back together again, which does kind of sound like most of the psychedelic experiences that I’ve heard about.
So the end of the movie. I want to see if we can fit this into your theory. Maybe you already have. Or is it just, we have to have a little bit of action in this thing, which is Rue getting stuck in that weird mass of trees, which made me think of the Sarlacc from, you know, Return of the Jedi a bit. That specific scene, I swear, it was. It was almost like someone said, man, great job, everyone. And he, like, went to turn off the light, and someone in the background was like, hey, wait, nothing happens in this movie.
And then they were like, no, no, no, that can’t be right. And they start looking through all of the cells, and they’re like, oh, my God. All right, everyone come back. We’re working overnight tonight. Well, same thing. And I don’t remember as Piglet or Tigger, where they’re on the log by a waterfall just for a little action at the end. Kind of the same thing. I mean, I guess that’s the formula of a poo movie, is that’s going to be very chill. But we got to put just a little bit to make it like a movie.
It also, again, this is, like, speaking out of turn, maybe with, like, a little of unneeded bias here. But all of these poo movies just seem like something you would put on for your child to fall asleep, not necessarily get jacked up and want to turn into a Transformer and, like, slam another Mountain Dew or whatever. Like, this is something that you’re like, all right, put the freaking kids to bed. But, you know, like, put them down for a nap. You can put most of these. Maybe not the Tigger movie, because he’s just bouncing around too much and saying a bunch of crazy stuff.
But the rest of these just seem like babysitting movies. Yeah, I think that’s the. The 2011 one. Same thing. But adults, like, enjoy watching that one more again, like you said, anyone not doing it for a podcast? The man over 40 watching us three times in month, that’s, you know, that puts you on a list, right? No, no judgment. I just don’t want to be in that. That group. I’m excluding myself from the group just because I had a reason to do it and I wouldn’t have done it otherwise. Now with that, was it a pit or just a pile of trees? I thought it was a pit, but after the.
The mom moves things, it seemed more just a pile, but because she just kind of like, okay, I’ll go save them. And she’s putting herself in pretty mortal danger and just kind of walking into it with. With not a second thought, which maybe makes that a heroic Heffalump. But it was a little weird. It reminds me just a touch tenuous, you know, it reminded me of Brother Bear. I was like, we’re just watching Brother Bear again. Just. It takes place in the Winnie the Pooh sort of world. Yeah. Although they were. This. This was a made in Japan, whereas that one was made in.
In Florida. So I don’t know how much back and forth they might just stumbled on the same sort of conclusion, you know, accidentally. I mean, it’s, you know, two different worlds. One creature that’s supposed to be very dangerous to the other, and they’re eth. Each kind of taught the same thing. And the kids meet up, they form like an unlikely pair and then sort of share the knowledge amongst their respective groups. It’s literally Brother Bear. Like, they’re. It’s the same exact movie just taking place in two different worlds. And of course, this is also not a, like, mainline Disney movie.
I’m actually having a look at a list and I’m seeing. I think this might be the end of the. Oh, this was going to be straight to DVD or straight to video, but then they put in the theater. This might be the last of those. Let’s see, the next movie is actually made by a different company, I guess, distributed by Disney. And then after that, these are all. I’m pretty sure these are all straight features. So this movie, I guess, actually is the end of the Eisner era, because he’s out in 2004. 2005. Right. So this is the.
The tail end of Eisner going out on a high And I mean, speaking of. You usually have all of the box office and like the critical reception stats and all that. So I’m curious for Pooh’s Heffalump movie, I mean, they probably had the formula down at this point. It doesn’t seem like this is a movie that you would spin budget on, but again, never under. What’s the quote that Obama. This is. This is cash in the bank, man. It’s a 20 million budget. 52.9. There you go. Yeah, all the reviews are basically saying it’s pleasant, but it’s not great.
Well, 80% Rotten Tomatoes isn’t bad, but Metacritic is 64, which I would put. This is like the most mid thing ever. You know, this is 50, 50 for me. Yeah, but it’s one of those weird things about, like. Remember how video game magazines growing up, there was no such thing as a. They got a five. Like, if it was a five, it was a zero. That every single game had to be like, if it was a six, it was like, okay, maybe rent it. Don’t waste your time. Seven UP where like, okay, these are actual games.
Everything else is just sort of like tchotchke garbage. But that it’s. It’s weird because over time you start to realize there’s no such thing as a four. Like, again, a four is a two is a three is a one. Like, none of those really matter if it’s under a certain number. IMDb was like that for a very long time too, where, like, if it was a movie that was under six, then it was like some B movie or like something that was like, intentionally bad. But it’s. It’s hard because some sites do have a little bit of that indicator.
But I think in general, it’s almost like the American public education system that everyone’s been, like, traumatized by that. If it’s under. At least when I was growing up, if it’s under what, like a 65, then it’s just a fail. Like, there’s no. You might as well have not even taken the test. That’s an F, right? Yeah, yeah, it’s an F. Yeah. Of course, you know, if you’re into films enough, you can read some bad reviews. And sometimes a bad review really makes you want to see the movie. Like, oh, they’re explaining things I want to see and they don’t like it.
But I probably will. Well, and I’ve learned very, like, much long ago, probably like 10 years ago, at least, that I don’t trust any of those score sites whatsoever because Almost every movie that I’ll see, I’m like, oh my God, this. Why have I never heard of this movie before? This was like a phenomenal movie. And I’ll go in a look it up and it’s got like a three or a four. Like they’re basically rated next to like one of the movies that you guys probably end up watching. You know what I mean? Like. Right. Like my Caddy.
Yeah, we just, we just watched Three Ninjas, High Noon at Mega Mountain. So we’re looking up like because there’s a surf ninjas. There’s three other three ninja movies and they all hover from five to six. So totally surf ninjas is nothing like three ninjas. That’s almost sacrile to, to conflate those two. But they came out within a year of each other as well. It was a time, man, that was. I mean I, I think everyone missed out if you didn’t get to grow up where it was cool to be like a, like a white kid that was about 13 that also like was into surfing and skateboards and ninjas.
It was a very specific archetype that only existed for I guess a blip in time. Right. Now if you want to see, if you want to see the really insane version of that, you can look it up on YouTube. It’s a Filipino movie, I think Kung Fu Kids 2, which has young children doing dangerous stunts which. Oh, they always cut away in three ninjas or something. Right. It’s gonna be dangerous because they do have kids on set and you know, it’s hard to get stunt doubles for them. But yeah, this the movie in the Philippines. I don’t care.
They’re doing the jobs that the Americans don’t want to. Yeah. I think when you search that title onto YouTube you’ll actually get like a tag along name or something. So. But, but you’ll, you’ll know what the full movie is on YouTube. But not, not great quality. But just, you know, it’s one. You just kind of scrub around and watch a few insane action scenes. Right. But yeah, yeah, the whole point is just this one Three Ninjas movie has so much more hate than the others. The others are completely mid. And then everyone hates this one. It’s not, it doesn’t.
It didn’t seem to be quantifiably better or worse than the others. In particular, I guess it’s the fourth movie. It’s a little run down. The worst movie on our list according to score 1.2. I, I think I mentioned Smolensk, which was like, 3.5. But there was a big brouhaha in Poland last year which made everyone, like, hate that movie again. So the score just plummeted in the course of a year. So that was a political reason it’s got such a small score. Also because it was a terrible movie. It did have that going for it, too.
But they should turn it into, like, a crypto market somehow, so that you can buy when a movie’s low, knowing that maybe in 10 years people appreciate it more and just see your IMDb bucks grow or something. I don’t know how it works. Would not do that with Smolensk. If I were gonna put my money on a movie for that, I’d probably go for Spice World because that. That’s like. You won’t let this go, man. You were really, really. Yeah. You really like Spice World. Okay. It’s got some aliens in it. It’s great. Yeah. I’ve got some other completely random observations about the Heffalump movie.
So they. It seems that they do cast some sort of magical spell at some point. So they’ve got this, like, occult magic built into it. Do you remember that? Can you even think of what I might be referring to and saying they’re, like, casting spells and doing ceremonies? I wrote, we should all accept darkness. Question mark. I don’t know. Okay, well, that’s something that’s more Jungian, but Okay. But no. When they’re learning how to catch a Heffalump, they have to basically throw a lasso. But the most important part when they throw the lasso is they have to say, in the name of the 100 acre wood, I capture you.
And. And if they don’t say it in that exact phrase, then they can’t catch the Heffalump. I mean, this sounds like they’re fishing for demonic entities somehow. And this is almost like Exorcist. Oh, they can’t solidify without the incantation, that sort of thing. And it’s a very specific incantation. Also, maybe on a weird tangent, but Rabbit gets Tied Up. And since these are Japanese animators drawing Rabbit tied up in rope, it almost has like a. Like, I don’t know if I’m pronouncing these right or if you know what these are, but Kimbaku or Shibari. You know what these are.
I’ve heard the second one. Yeah. This is like the. The erotic form of tying somebody up in ropes. Rope. And I mean, I just. As soon as I saw Rabbit tied up, I was like, this is actually really well Done. Compared to if I have. If I just was expecting them to throw some Rabbit tied up in rope. Like they knew what they were doing when they tied Rabbit up. Yeah. The American production, I feel like would just have like a couple loops, you know, with. Right. No, this one had a lot of intent behind it.
Like they. I don’t know, someone went to town when they were tying Rabid up. And I’m sure that there’s probably some cells that didn’t make it into the final production that are out on the black market somewhere that you think Rabbit would be the only one with the skill set to do that. Who’s not going to be able to tie that? Piglet’s not going to be able to tie that. You are. No way. Maybe conga, which actually makes it seem dirty again. It would make the most sense. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s see. Rue is. Gets like really, really sleepy at some point.
I was thinking that maybe this is him transitioning into this altered state. And then you can hear Kanga. Kanga is always got this like, she’s nice and she’s Benel Benevolent. Right. But she’s always singing some weird song about like, never grow up or like, I’ll always be your mommy. Like all of these things that makes it seem that she turns completely suicidal the second Rue goes off to college. Like she can’t handle not being around her special little boy. And she does that in this movie again. And she’s basically singing or telling him, don’t go up too fast too soon.
But then as the camera pans out, this is a little bit dark. It’s all just filled with World War I military planes. And then it’s just like, damn, did. Did Rude die in the war? And this is Kanga just like holding on to some ethereal thing. Or are they foreshadowing that after Rue grows up and leaves 100 acre wood, he just immediately gets drafted into World War I and dies in a plane? A little known fact is that the Pink Floyd song Mother is actually sung by a grown up Rue. Is this true? No, of course not.
Oh, I was Hoping I Knew by Roger Waters 80 chance. But I really wanted that. I really wanted that to be true. Well, if you listen to the song with that in mind, it’d probably be pretty amazing. Get away. I grew up the height of the xenophobia. I’ve made notes of, like my favorite xenophobic sort of claims made in the Pooh movie, which I guess if you were reading the back of the VHS box or whatever that might have piqued my interest more. It’s like, top five xenophobic phrases that you’ll hear in this movie. Like, okay, I guess we will win this one for the family.
Put any movie that you put down, any movie where you can rock it, you know, they claim that Heffalums have a spiky tail. They’ll steal all your honey and they’ll eat your last crust. Which I didn’t realize that was such a grievous thing. I eat the last piece of crust all the time if no one else wants it. They’ll stomp on your house till it’s nothing but dust because it rhymes with crust. Maybe that’s the only reason they have that in there. And the worst part of all is they’re different from us. Those are the actual lyrics to this song.
So it’s not that they’ll cause ego death or stomp your house. It’s not that they’ll steal all your money, honey, but it’s that they’re different than you that is the worst part of them. I can’t think of a better way to phrase xenophobia. And Rue is the one that realized, like, they’ve taught. They’ve indoctrinated this young roo into, like, their weird Hundred Acre nationalism to such an extent that he understands, like, hey, anyone that’s different from us? Well, I did write down Rabbit’s quote, we need traps everywhere. I think that was Rabbit. Yeah. I mean, Rabbit would not help you, too.
If he saw you got caught in a trap, he’d like, you deserve that. I don’t know how you got into that, but you deserve. In fact, I laid that trap for you. Oh, and this is not my synchronistic viewing. It says it’s not a hard lock, but I did just watch Plan of the Apes. I was wondering if we’re going to get Charlton Heston instead of a Heffalump in that. In that cage. Looked very ape city, you know, where you round up the humans into a Heston marathon would be pretty awesome. Do you go all Hester? You just go sci fi genre.
Heston. How do you. How do you rock that one? I would go all Heston just because I’m almost positive that I saw him host the Hollow Earth documentary at one point. That wouldn’t fit into any movie category because it was just like, okay, I’m gonna watch this weird documentary about Hollow Earth. Is that Charlton Heston hosting this? Okay, I am all in now. Yeah. Yeah. That’s like, you know, it’s like in the 70s that you can find the show in search of where you have Spock telling you about, you know, unsolved mystery stuff. That’s kind of fun.
Right? But he has. He speaks with a little bit more authority for whatever reason. I couldn’t. Like, I don’t believe Charlton Heston. Like, it’s nothing about him personally, but he has this unreliable narrator quality about him that. That isn’t the same. And I guess, like, Leonard Nimoy. Oh, if I’m going to recommend something to everyone Slowed. This is on YouTube. It’s listed as Jonathan Frakes Beyond Belief. Another in search of sort of. So Jonathan Frakes Beyond Belief clips played at half speed make him sound like a drunk dude at the bar. I’m going to plug that video for everyone because it’s quite hysterical.
They call that chop and screw. I don’t know if you ever heard that before. Oh, okay. Yeah. Rip, dj, screw. Anyway, it’s pretty funny with the. Because it’s. The questions he’s asking just are amazing because they’re, you know, the. The Unsolved Mysteries sort of questions. Right. But that. That’s the screw part, I guess. Okay, we screwed you because he’s got a good speaking voice. You mentioned the name game a little bit earlier. That was really annoying. But also, I think I’m guilty of this, too. I think anyone that has a dog or a cat or maybe even kids that plays this stupid name game, but, like, I’m embarrassed to even admit it, but I feel like everyone does some variation of this.
Hmm. Am I alone in this? Am I outing myself as you might be outing yourself? I think I’ve always avoided name games myself. It’s not on purpose. It just kind of happens. But, yeah, like, my. My dog started getting, like, one nickname, and one nickname turned into 10, and 10 turned into, like, 50, and then the 50 turns into songs, and 50 makes them a God. Well, what happens is that you come up with 50 names for your dog and then you forget the original name. So now there’s an ineffable name of dog. Oh, I guess someone has to remember all 50 for you to be a God.
Well, those are the. Those are the kingmakers of our culture. Right, right. Name is. No. At my work, we had too many Matt. So at one point in time, I’ve just been. I’ve been there for 10 years. I’ve always gone by Matt at work. So we had Matt, Matthew, and Maddie for a while just to try and distinguish the three people with the same name. When I worked At Disney, for whatever reason, there was another person there named. I guess it’s a common name named Tom or Thomas. And instead of me being like Thomas and him Tommy or whatever, it was just T1 and T2.
And I was T2 because I came there afterwards. And what’s kind of cool is like Terminator themed and stuff. But what was interesting, and I didn’t even orchestrate this is after he left and went and got some other job at another company. I just became T1 people. Like, I walked by one day and someone’s like, yo, what’s up, T1? And I was just like, oh, my God. Like, I literally just got promoted. Like, and it happened kind of. I don’t. I don’t think everyone got together in a room and was like, okay, well, T1’s gone, so T2 is now T1.
It just organically happened. It was one of the most, like, fascinating moments of my life. Yeah. Moving down the list. Did you have any. You said you were rando hitting now. I don’t know if you hit all your. Yeah, the Name game. So anyone doesn’t know what the name game is? Just when you, like, repeat a name over and over and slowly change it bit by bit so that it rhymes. So the example they give is Lumpy Lumpty D, because his name is Lumpy. So they say Lumpy Lumpity D, never the same. And then they call Roo Tat Toodily to boot.
A boodily boo. So it’s just like baby noises. But yeah, I guess I do do this to my dog. Well, yeah, my father loves to make up words. So that’s. I mean, that’s the name game. But you just. You make up words while you’re repeating somebody’s name over and over again. I try and Biff Tannen expressions as much as I can. You know, hey, are you ready, Frederick? You know, that sort of thing. Yeah, I had a cat named Frederick. It’s not as fun to make Name Game with something like Frederick. No, not at all. Another follow up to the magical incantation that they have to use to sort of exercise this demon.
That is a Heffalump that after Rue brings the heffalump into 100 acre wood, even though the Heffalum can get out of the rope anytime he wants. And we kind of see that a few times, almost like Roger Rabbit style. But he can either until it’s funny like Roger Rabbit, or until he’s allowed to. And Ruth explicitly stops what he’s doing at one point and says, you’re not captured anymore. And at that point, I guess the magic force field that had captured the Heffalump is dissipated. So I thought that was kind of interesting. I guess that’s like the story of how does an elephant stay in the circus when he’s just, you know, wooden pole in a rope? Like, why don’t they just run off? Well, and.
And I guess the even more important is that this moment when Rue tells the Heffalump, you’re not captured anymore, he. They go from, okay, well, we were playing this game where, like, you capture me and I’m going with you. And as soon as the game is over, instead of Heffalump, like, okay, what’s the next game? Or we’re like, hey, what are you doing, Rue? He just like, I want my mom. Where’s my mom? Where am I? Like, he starts freaking like the heck out. And it seems that it was like, like, okay, you’re not captured by Rue anymore, but now you’re in the Disney Proxy.
Congratulations, like, welcome to this. This death spiral of Disney Proxy, where you have been kidnapped from your home, separated from your mom, and now you’re screaming for her, and she’s screaming for you, and it immediately takes sort of like a dark turn. Now you’re like, oh, my God, Rue really did just kidnap somebody. And we. We were all cheering along and dancing as it happened. Is that the first Pooh Disney Proxy? I feel like, you know, the standard one that we talk about doesn’t really show up in Poo until this point, if I remembering correctly. Maybe.
Yeah, it might. It might be the first explicitly where someone is kind of separated from their mom. I know Rue, like, wanders off at some point, but that’s more of like a missing Rue thing. And then they find Rue, and then Piglet’s missing. I think that was Piglet’s big movie. But yeah, this is the first time when it. When a child is like, oh, my God, I want my mom. Where’s my mom? And the mom’s trying to find the Heffalump, too. And at the tail end of the series, too. I mean, the. This Pooh series, which I.
Yeah, they made a bunch of straight to video ones too. So you. If you know you are into Poo, you can just keep doing this forever. There’s Pooh’s grand adventure, the Search for Christopher Robin, seasons of giving Springtime with Rue. Those were all the ones that were not theatrically released. So if you. If you meet someone in public at random, they’re like, I watch Exclusively poo movies three times a month. I’m all about poo. Here’s a weird thing. In Japan, everyone knows Busan, right? Nobody knows anything about the Hundred Acre woods or the books. They haven’t watched the movies much.
I got Christopher Robin, Son. Not really. No. Like. Like, a lot of kids actually didn’t know Tigger. Or they recognized it, but they didn’t know the name. You know, like, they’d be, oh, Tiger. I’m like, no, it’s Tigger. They’re Tigger. What. What about Piglet? They don’t really know. Like, maybe Piglet’s on a T shirt. And they. So they may recognize Piglet, but they don’t know that character’s name is Piglet. They didn’t watch any of the movies or anything. So that. That’s a weird part of Japanese culture where it’s like, okay, that we got Pooh’s Honey Hunt at Tokyo Disney and everyone loves it, but, you know, it doesn’t really teach you the story of poo or anything.
So a few years ago, people were going around in Kubrick T shirts just because Uniqlo had a, you know, special on Kubrick T shirts. But none of these kids, like, watch the movie, so they were in a shining shirt, and I’m like, oh, yeah, that’s a great movie. Is this a movie? Yes. Name one scene. Name one unsettling scene when a random prop just gets displaced to remove. Do it now. Right. But it is interesting. I feel like. Like, correct me if I’m wrong, I haven’t been in the States for a while, but if you’re wearing a shirt, you should be into the thing you’re wearing.
No, that’s. That’s kind of old at this point now. Okay. In fact, there. Yeah, there’s, like, a new trend in which you ironically wear, like, old band shirts that you might not even like. People wear, like, a Nirvana shirt and not actually listen to Nirvana just because it’s, like, a retro thing to wear. Right? Yeah, that. That’s the case in. In Japan as well. But even when, like, if. Yeah, I don’t. I don’t know, like, 10 years ago. Yeah, I. I felt like, you know, when I was in university or something, you should be able to be like, I’m into the thing on my shirt.
There’s ironic shirts, too, of course. But Japan, it’s just like. Yeah. Like, it’s unlikely a person wearing an Uranus shirt has ever listened to Nirvana. Name one song. Right. I can play them, man. Should we start wrapping this One up or did you have something else? I think I have sputtered out everything I randomly wrote down. I think for a movie aimed at six year olds, we did remarkably well. For breaking down, we had a couple cult classics. We talked about murder. We talked about psychedelic drugs and entities and MK Ultra mind control, as we normally do.
I don’t know, I mean, what, what else can we put on this Heffalump movie? Yeah, I mean, it is. I think it’s just a good place to really put under the microstroke because this is just the end of a certain era of Disney from here. You know, things change after it. This one, that’s really, really depressing, to be honest. Well, we’re gonna see where it goes. So for. For those that are keeping track, next week is Valiant, a movie I know nothing about, but will by the time we do a podcast on it. So what’s going on in your world? You got your cards and I think, all right, well, I got something even bigger now, the new big thing that’s going to be for the next month.
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