3/22 SPECIAL [CHOSEN JUAN LAUNCH PARTY]

➡ This text is a conversation between friends discussing various topics. They talk about a comic called “Chosen One” and its Kickstarter campaign, their live stream, and their thoughts on different subjects like the Beetlejuice movie and Nickelodeon. They also joke around and interact with their audience.
➡ The text discusses a variety of topics, including opinions on a Nickelodeon series, a comic book project, and some conspiracy theories. The speakers talk about their comic book’s success and future plans, including signing copies and creating trading cards. They also discuss their artist’s success with another project. Additionally, they touch on some conspiracy theories related to secret societies and the royal family.
➡ A group of people discuss various topics, including a story about time travel to a 1980s-style computer in John D’s lab, Isaac Newton’s interest in alchemy, and a rumor about an AI claiming to be John D. They also talk about their live streaming issues, a podcast episode called “Russian Dreamhackers,” and a member’s fear of performing stand-up comedy at an upcoming event.
➡ A group of friends are trying to raise funds for their comic book project on Kickstarter. They’re encouraging people to back their project, explaining the different reward tiers and how the platform works. They also discuss the comic’s content, including references to popular movies like Scarface and Beetlejuice. One of them even promises to perform a stand-up comedy act if they reach a certain number of backers within a set time limit.
➡ The speaker is discussing their plans to perform a one-minute set, possibly of comedy, and is seeking help from others. They also talk about lighting for their performance, and mention a future event on Sunday. The conversation ends with them promoting a launch party for “Chosen One Issue Two: Secret Society of the Pond Gods” and saying goodbye to their audience.
➡ This text seems to be a conversation about various pop culture topics, including reality TV shows, the influence of media, and the release of new movie trailers. The speakers also discuss conspiracy theories related to secret societies, deepfake technology in movies, and hidden symbols in popular films. They end by promoting a comic book they’ve created.
➡ Thomas and his friends are discussing a variety of topics, including their new product, a homunculus growing kit. They also talk about other merchandise they’ve created, like stickers and comics, and joke about selling out and making Thomas do anything. They discuss the possibility of reissuing their first comic issue due to low stock and increasing the price to cover costs. The conversation is casual and filled with humor.
➡ The text discusses various topics, including the background of the character Cruella DeVille from 101 Dalmatians, a sequel to the movie, and a fundraiser that exceeded its goal. It also mentions a discussion about Yale University, a debate about the name of a musical instrument, and references to various Hollywood films and celebrities. The text ends with a discussion about the significance of certain dates in history, particularly in relation to the occultist Aleister Crowley.
➡ The speaker discusses various topics, from creating short videos to share knowledge, to conspiracy theories about Obama’s birth certificate. They also talk about their voting history, and the significance of dates and numbers in freemasonry. They end by promoting a comic book and sharing a poem from a listener.
➡ This text seems to be a conversation between friends discussing various topics, including their thoughts on society, politics, and personal experiences. They also talk about their fears and excitement about performing stand-up comedy, and share some of their own poetry.
➡ This text is about a group of friends discussing the challenges of performing stand-up comedy. They talk about the importance of audience feedback, the fear of jokes falling flat, and the difficulty of recovering from a failed joke. They also discuss the idea of using a specific joke about a homunculus, and the potential reactions from the audience.
➡ This text is a conversation about various topics, including the difference between a doughnut and a bagel, the history of tea bagging, and the esoteric history of the Skull and Bones secret society. The speakers also discuss the origin of certain phrases and practices, such as “blackballing” from Freemasonry. They also touch on the topic of secret societies and their rituals, and the importance of actions in life as opposed to status in death.
➡ This text seems to be a conversation about a group called Skull and Bones, who choose members based on certain criteria. They discuss rituals involving dressing up as different characters. The conversation also touches on the concept of manifesting one’s own reality, as seen in the story of Don Quixote. Lastly, they discuss a concept called ‘dream hacking’, where people claim to have accessed hidden knowledge through lucid dreaming.

You chosen one, go visit chosen one. It’s easy to remember if you just sing along chosen one, go visit chosen one the chosen one yes, he is the chosen one he’s got his own comic and now he’s got his own song because he’s a chosen one yes, he is a chosen one go buy a copy at chosen one. Chosen one, go visit chosen one. It’s easy to remember if you just sing along chosen one, go visit chosen one.

I’m the alchemist. See? So I’m the alchemist. You guys are my homunculi. And then I have another homunculus coming in. You have the little homunculus there. You’re the homunculus. Hello, little homunculus. No, you’re the homunculus. How are you doing, bro? I’ve always wanted to have this sound. We’re live, baby. We’re live. And also, the chosen Juan Kickstarter is live. So go to chosen juan. com. We’re doing a little bit of a three two two special, because you’re not my dad, Thomas, and you can’t tell me what to do.

And I do what I want the entire time. Bro, if you’re in the woods one night and you all of a sudden hear this or not that one, this one, what would you do, bro? Like, in the woods? We’re out in the Florida swamps. We’re probably with narco Longo shooting a documentary or something. You hear that? I mean, I say I’d flip my safety off, but the G’s don’t have those.

The G’s don’t have. I don’t want to say the whole brand name just because of where we’re at, but the Gl. I got you the G. Oh, is that why you like it? Because it’s a G? Is that why? No. I always remember growing up, that’s what the rappers always suggested. And I felt like they were kind of the experts. So I’ve just followed what the experts have told me.

Is that kind of stereotypical there, buddy? I don’t know. Anyway, not really. I mean, you want to go with the users. I don’t care about what the fuds in the magazines write about all these awesome products. Well, I’m not even going to say the name. That’s how pro we are. We’re not even going to talk about the thing we’re talking about. Damn, bro, that’s crazy. That’s how chemical, dude.

Being able to talk about something without saying what it is. And people, you know what I’m talking about. Right? The magazines. I know everything you’re talking about. You got the fuds that write about all their stupid. The best nation on earth, or was it the best generation, the 1911s? You know what I’m talking about when I say the best generation 1911? Yeah, I know what you’re talking about, bro.

Okay, I think you type it in the private chat. Here we go. So make sure, everybody, we are 14 backers deep right now, and we’re almost, what? We launched 3 hours ago. We’re almost at 100% launched. So make sure to go to chosen one, get your copy on there. And there’s a whole bunch of stuff. Yeah, I know what you’re talking about, dog. All right, so see, who do we got in the chat here? We got donut in the house.

Donut. Hop in, bro. Yeah, donut. I’ll send you the link now, bro. Don’t be a coward. Jump into the chat. Yeah, don’t expose yourself. Let me send them the invite. We’re just going to hang out for a little bit, talk about stuff. Whoops. Talk about stuff. Hold on. Talk about stuff. Let me invite donut. Come on, donut. And just as a comparison, chosen one, issue one got a little over 40 backers, and that was after 30 days.

So we’re already 14 backers in within 3 hours. So I’m feeling good. Like this is a legit launch party because the first one, man, it was. Somebody blocked this guy. Please. From my chat. We didn’t know. We didn’t know. I assume that’s another Puerto Rican, maybe that’s. Bro, that’s freaking Jose. What up, Jose? We freaking literally went to go eat lunch with him. You don’t even know his show name the other day.

You know, I don’t watch podcasts, man. It’s not personal. I know people’s names. I don’t know their podcast names. So here we go. Got a bunch of people in the chat. What up? What up? Happy Friday. Happy. Three, two, two. That’s right, happy. The London Bridge is falling down again on three, two, two. Wait, what? I think they were announcing some turmoil, some medical issues in the Royal family today.

Oh, I did see that. I think the London Bridge song, the rhyme is actually. And it’s talking about the offering of people, right? So the offering of. And it was about entombing also somebody within the bridge, I think I talked about this with donut one time. Let me pull it up here. The article, I think it’s called, I might get the name wrong, Hido Basura, which is also known as the human pillar.

Is that what we’re talking about? Yeah, bro. The human pillar is supposed to do a couple things. One, it’s supposed to take the energy of the person that is the human pillar. But the other one, I think, in eastern religions, is that it’s supposed to intentionally create a ghost. And that ghost is meant to protect the bridge. It’s very particular about bridges. Are you allowed to show this on.

Know what? You know how scary it is, bro, to go live on YouTube? It’s so scary. I think we’re live on. What else are we live on? We live on rumble. Somebody let us know because we can’t see the comments from Rumble. Let me check my rumble to see if there’s even. Anybody answer your. I’m not even live on. Oh, Rumble is so bad. I don’t think it would be the worst job to have.

I mean, there’s people out there that are apparently ghosts, and they’re trapped in an old, abandoned house that no one’s ever going to go in. At least if you’re haunting a bridge, you got some interaction, you got something to work with, right? I guess you believe in ghosts, Thomas? No. All right, well, I’m saying, if they existed and you had to be a ghost, wouldn’t you rather be on a bridge or in, like, an act? Wouldn’t you rather be, like, a Beetlejuice ghost where you got people coming in and out and you can make cars fall off of bridges and.

Yeah, and speaking of beetlejuice, you know that they’re coming out with another one, right? And I didn’t know that. I knew before you knew, okay. I didn’t know Beetlejuice was a star. I didn’t even know. Yeah, like, well, that’s how I was saying it. And frickin’mark. From my family, we did an episode on. I was like. I was saying something dumb. I was like, beetle geiss or beetle.

I was saying something completely. He’s like, bro, beetlejuice. I was like, no, that’s not the way you say. He’s like, well, that’s the way you say it. Interpretation, I guess, right? If it was supposed to be beetlejuice, they’d spell it beetlejuice and not like beetleguils. Beetlejuice star. Here, let’s look it up. Yeah, so I was saying, like, beltage or something like that. I was saying something weird, and he’s like, bro, beetlejuice.

I was like, betel geese. The beetle geese. Better stop saying it, man. Oh, that’s right. Because that thing he’s like an entity or like a ghost or something. I haven’t seen that in years. But they are coming out with a new one. And here, let’s see Beetlejuice. When is that supposed to come? Og Beetlejuice is legit. One of my favorite movies of all time. And I think that it was, like, smart.

The practical effects were on point. Everything about the movie was great. It even had a freaking Baldwin before he went on his crazy rampage in the old west. But even had that dude in it and he just. Baldwin, the same dude had gotten all the trouble because of the blanks that weren’t blanks. Oh, really? He was in there. He’s the main character. Him, Gina Davis. And then you got Michael Keaton as.

Wow, he is a sip, man. These were like heavy hitter Jeffrey Jones. Let’s not. Maybe not. Don’t wiki him. Don’t look into that dude. Why? What happened with him? I gotta look into him now. You can’t tell me. Don’t look at the live stream. Oh, he looks like a creeper, bro. What is. So let’s see here. What do you do? What do you do? What do you get accused of? Yikes.

He was also the principal in Ferris Bueller, which is a little bit creepy because he was around kids for a long time. Well, that Nickelodeon documentary just came out that a lot of people are talking about. I’m going to probably watch that tonight. You haven’t seen it? See that show, whole series raised? Yeah, I saw the whole thing. I think it’s like five episodes. I saw all of it and I remember a lot of that.

But I stopped watching Nickelodeon in 2000 or so. I mean, I joined the military. And when you say Nickelodeon, that means you don’t love God or something like that. Nickelodeon, did you see that? Maybe, yeah. I mean, I don’t know, man. I don’t know if I believe that 100%, but I’ve got some controversial opinions on this one because I feel like the Nickelodeon series was almost made to give Dan Schneider a pass because they don’t have anything really damning on this guy.

They’ve got a bunch of people saying that he was like an unfair boss to work with, and they’ve got pretty much all the creepy stuff that he’s been accused of. It seems like it all happened on camera and it all happened in front of hundreds of people. And from what the series is saying, there hasn’t been that they mentioned any very specific allegations that would ever lead to any kind of criminal acts.

So far, it was just him being a creeper in public constantly. Every time we get a sale, bro, I’m going to hit that. All right, my bad, because we just got a sale. Now. I’m in for that. You’re into it? I’m into it, too. So every time we get a sale, if someone wants to hear that annoying ass noise, just send money and you get to hear more of it.

How many people are turning the stream off because I’m doing that. Let’s show some of the goods. Here’s one that’s for behind the paywall. Well, here’s one of the first previews. We’ve got a bagel. He’s a bagel. Oh, all right. We’ll save that for in a little. You’re going to let the bagel in? Shall we let the bagel in? All right, here we go. Show us Chan, you coward.

Show us chan. Where’s Chan? Chan. We got to talk to Chan real quick. Can you call Chan? And he comes. Chan? No. Whenever he wants. Cats don’t do that, bro. He doesn’t. Congratulations to both of you on your massive success. I just ordered me a shiny cover of Alex Stein on the new comic book, and I also got my homunculus growing kit. I’m super excited. And it looks like you guys are, like, about to crash through your goal of sales, probably during this podcast.

So if you guys don’t know about it, go click the link down below the Kickstarter. Get yourself the chosen one comic. I mean, I got the limited edition because I’m going to get assigned and I’m going to hold on to that for a while until it’s worth a lot of money, then sell it on eBay. If you notice, this wasn’t meant to be a dick. This was meant to be practical, that we didn’t offer signed copies this time around as one of the tiers, but we’ll definitely be signing them.

I just didn’t want to put me and Juan on the hook for signing 1000 of these books and then having everything delayed and everything. So anyone that gets a foil 100%, it’ll be signed, and then we’ll start announcing some other stuff as the campaign because once we hit the 1500, that’s kind of when the party starts, because 1500 is the bare minimum to get it printed in everyone’s hands.

But after that is when we can start doing fun stuff like trading cards. And I don’t even know if you saw Donut. I sent you a little picture of some leftover goodies for doing maybe a little exclusive donut play set or something. I don’t know. That’s all I’m going to say. I want to get donut in soon, because it’s funny, because this particular issue do. We started this, like, three years ago, right? It was a while ago.

We had a lot of. We knew everything that was going to happen. Issue one through six, more than two years ago. Well, this is the kind of luck that we have. And here’s the problem. That our artist that was working on the comic book first that did issue, awesome. Igor is awesome, and I’m really happy for him. But he actually went viral with Eric July, and he’s Eric July’s main artist, so good for him, because now he’s actually doing comic books for a living, and he’s a super cool guy, Brazilian.

So shout out to Igor, because, again, he deserves it. And, yeah, so it just happens to be that when he was finished with issue two and about to start on issue one and starting on issue two, frickin Eric July’s campaign took off, and it went super viral. And of course, it had to be our main artist. So here we are. You got a dope backup, though. The backup is already in the pocket.

It’s the main artist from one of my other. I can’t even say the name of the comic, but it was an awesome one. It’s kind of like a five nights at Freddy’s deal, but he’s ready to rip into this. And actually, that’s one of the biggest goals for all these crowdfunders, is not just to pay for the print job to be run, but it’s mainly so that there’s something to start the next issue with, because otherwise it takes a year.

It takes a year and a half between everyone to save up all of our, like, I’ve been saving the little ketchup packets from, like, McDonald’s instead of buying. Thomas hasn’t eaten in, like, two months. All right? So you guys need to really step it up and support, because Thomas has been not eating to be able to pay these artists to be able to get this artwork out. I’m actually on a strike right now until Donald Trump stops posting mean things on truth social.

Wait, what is he really. Is he doing that? I don’t know. I assume put the. You put the work in and then you’ll be at the top. And then we’ll see you at the top. Yeah. And we have a surprise soon. Donna, did you do that thing that we were covering earlier tonight? Okay, so we got a surprise coming up. Yeah. That’s going to be sick. It’s going to be sick.

It’s going to be sick about the chosen one. It is. And I don’t know if I should say it, but I’m going to be somewhere tomorrow. I don’t even know if I want to say where I’m going to be at, just in case. Yeah. I never do for security reasons, where I’m going to be. I just show up. I just. Wait, you guys are recruiting? What’s this? What is this? Yeah, you can join the Freemasons.

Just enter code Freemason during checkout and I’ll just make sure that it just happens. Like, bingo. Bingo. Bongo, third degree. Done. Speaking of the secret societies, today’s three two two. What do you got, donut? Hit us. Hit us with that Illuminati news, bro. Confirmed. I’ve been working on a show for later tonight. Juan should be joining for a little bit on it. But just so much info. I talked to Ole Demagard on the Patreon like a week or two ago and he says something happened today.

It’s the three two two day. And you can just see the symbolism all throughout films and movies. And something did happen today. You have Kate, one of the royals in the news today, getting sick. Three, two days after Charles II was coronated and you had this event happen in Russia today. Three, two, two. But this is like such an important day. This is when Jack Dorsey did his first tweet on three, two, two.

It’ll pop up if you’re in America. Three, two, one. But in another country, it was three, two, two. And Oprah promoted it and she stayed in her home for three, two, two days. Three, two, two is all about the ecliptic and skull and bones. It’s the X and Saturn is the skull, according to researchers. And we just passed the spring equinox. We’re going into these hot days where people get angry.

People get angry. Don’t get angry out there. Don’t get angry. We’re chilling. You don’t see us getting angry. We’re hanging out hot. Actually going to be nice and cool. Are we talking about what’s happening? I’m not going to say anything. I’m not going to say anything. They’ll see me there when they see me. That was the lady that went missing, right? That was allegedly missing. Is that the one that is sick? Right? She’s sick now.

The lady that was missing, I swear she was in where Queen Elizabeth, the first one lived. That was her in the music video with the Weeknd in Madonna. That was weird. Just like her. That was bizarre. I remember we covered that music video and. No, I mean, I don’t really keep up with the news. I get my news from Donut. All my illuminati news I got from Donut.

It does seem like there’s a transition of power, like a literal transition of power going on right now with the royal family. And it’s not just like the, like, pops, Prince Charles or King Charles, right? He’s king. Like, isn’t he also on the way out? So there’s going to be a little bit of a shakeup. And I just wonder, does that even affect America anymore? I feel like it does because we all focus on it and we give it the energy.

But I wonder if it means something. Is that like a chess piece? You know what I mean? Like, if someone knocks the queen down, or maybe it’s like the pawn made it to the other side and it’s a real Game of Thrones, and now all of a sudden, it’s like, oh, wow, we got this power overseas again. They’re trying to take America down. We might have to attack London first before they come at us.

I don’t think you can say that on YouTube, bro. So just in case this is for entertainment purposes only, it’s not allowed to war between countries. All it is is the similacrum. It’s reality TV show. So MTV realized reality TV show was the new thing. Big brother. That’s where the most googled man was pretty much recruited from reality TV. Big Brother show and all that music television is reality TV shows because that is the Symil, acronym for us to imitate what we see on the billboards and magazines.

Why in America is the queen in every shopping center you go to on the magazines? That Juan brings up a lot, and I think. Paranoid you did, too. And shout out, I don’t know if we’re talking about Kate Middleton. It wasn’t a vampire dress. It was the same exact dress that was worn in Rosemary’s baby when she goes through that horrendous ordeal at the very end, which is wild.

It looks really close, man. It is a 99% match in my mind. Thank you for reminding me about that. I just see that email you got. Check your email. What is this? And also, they’re related to Dracula, according to Charles. Well, so it’s interesting you bring up Dracula, right? Because they just dropped the new trailer for the House of Dragons on HBO. Yeah. Beetlejuice. And you were just talking about beetlejuice yeah, and Beetlejuice, too.

They dropped the trailer for that, too. It’s the number one thing trending in the world right now. See, this is why you got to go follow donut. Paranoid. What is that, bro? What is that? I’ll find out. I’m asking. It’s some drama. It’s weird, bro. Drama. Yo, brook, come bring me, yo, blah, blah, blah. I’ll pray if you bring the drama over here to me. I’m going to pray for you.

So that’s a good thing. You’re going to get prayers set your way. Is that like one of those threat prayers or is like just an honest prayer? Honest prayer. I’ll pray for your health, happiness, and success. So this Beetlejuice trailer, did you decode it, bro? Is there anything weird in it? Because, look, this lady kind of looks like that lady that was missing here. Let me pull it up here real quick.

There just been one trailer because I saw one of them, and I know that they will release them in phases, but the one I saw was really just fan service. It was like, yes, Michael Keaton is going to be here. Yes. I don’t know if Janie Davis was in it, but they were like, yes, she’s going to be in it. Ortega going to be in it. Yeah, Ortega going to be in it.

And this is how I learned about the Lou Mabratos is because I’m a big Adams family fan. And they had a secret society in the most recent Wednesday, which is Woden’s day, and they had a secret society called the Nightshade Society. This is the number one video on Netflix Wednesday. And now she’s directed by Tim Burden. And now she’s going to be in this Beetlejuice film. But I looked up because Adam’s family is Spain origin.

So I looked up Spain, illuminati, and illuminatos pulled up which Los alumbrados, Los alumbratos, blah, blah, blah. And I mean, that is super important to secret society research, especially, like, into the illuminatis, because the illumabratos means illuminated. And the guy who was in that, he was pretty much exiled, in a sense, through the spanish inquisition. And then he went on to create the Jesuits. So, I mean, that’s like big history lessons.

We’re talking Ignatius Loyola, right? Ignatius Loyola, the same namesake. If anyone’s ever been to the college in New Orleans, which is like, really well known, I think, for music, Loyola Music College. I think I’m right. I think I’m not making that up, but it’s the same namesake. That man’s name has reverberated and will continue to reverberate for well after any of us are around. Wow. So something did just happen on three, two, two.

At a musical theater. Right? At a theater. And something also happened at a theater a long time ago on the 201 day, July 20, during the Batman movie in the theater. And Batman, his grandfather, founded skull and Bones, according to the show. Oh, wow. Yeah. And you can see three, two, two all over Batman movies. Wow. Yeah, I didn’t catch that, bro. I’m going to from the movie canon.

So that movie where Bane, even the Bane thing is part of the mematic magic. But when Bain collapsed the stadium, before it collapsed entirely, it showed. Row three, two, two. You said his dad founded three. Grandfather. His grandfather grandfather founded. It’s all over. This is another random one. But in lady and the tramp, the dad is likely a member of Skull and Bones as well. And he’s got all the seal insignia all over the inside of the house.

And they got the little owls carved into the banisters and stuff. No way. This one’s a stretch. Let me just be forthright that this is a little bit of a stretch one, but it definitely feels like it lines up, especially the time period it takes place in and the fact that they’re all connected. I mean, I’ve been doing the occult Disney series, and when we went over that one, I dug pretty deep into the possible skull and bones connections of that movie.

Well, I’m happy you brought that up. 101 Dalmatians, I think. My bad. Not lady Tramp. Fake news, bro. What is all that about? Don’t do that. We’re humble here, man. We make mistakes and we admit our mistakes. Yeah, that’s right. You got to take accountability. I can find any images of you want to pull up your screen. Me, whoever, either one of you, if you want to share.

But it’s on a bunch of different topics. But I could share it if you’d like. But it’s something I’ve been kind of working on. But I’ll share the screen. It’s fine. I don’t have the 101 Dalamations image re up. We got slick in the chat. I got somebody calling in, too. They just called in and left a message about Batman. I’m going to download it and play it, see what it says.

It would be cool to show slick dissonant what me and the homocologist found on the analyma of the Coachella festival. The analyma? The analima anal Nema. Oh, don’t do that, donut. We’re on YouTube, bro. We’re on YouTube, dude. Come on. Behave, bro. All right, make sure chosen Juan. com get your copy today. We did launch on three, two, two. We are almost 100% funded. We are just. I think we are 60.

I think we’re $69 away from. We are. We’re literally $60. We’re literally $69 away from our goal. Go click the link down below. Go get it. It’s going to crush through during this stream. I mean, I reserve my foil edition of the pimp on the blimp. I’m all about them collectors editions. And I got the homocologist. I’m going to sign yours with the special humunk juice, too, donut.

By the way, it’s going to be real. Special and real. It’s not a big pen, it’s a box pen. Listen, let’s play this clip that, this voicemail we got from somebody calling in. I don’t know who it is. It’s a seven two five number. I don’t even know if it’s a real person or not, but here we go. Could be risky. Yeah, man. I just wanted to tell you guys about.

You’re mentioning Michael Keaton. I wanted to tell you guys, Michael Keaton was in the last Batman movie where they had all these other Batmans, and you can tell they’re just deep faking his face on there and they want you to think he’s in the movie. And then when you start realizing these deep fakes, how fake it is, you can see, like, most of Tom Cruise’s career, all this.

Tom Cruise does his own stunts. You can see in all these old mission impossible movies from years ago. They were deep faking it. You can tell it’s not his shoulders and everything. This stuff that they now show like it’s some new technology. Anyway, you can see like, most. And that message is 33 seconds long. So Illuminati confirm. I agree with that, too. 100% Illuminati confirmed. In fact, this Beetlejuice movie, I would assume that they’re probably just going to project Michael Keaton’s face on, like, 3d Model or something.

For a majority of it. He’ll probably just zoom in. He’ll just join a zoom conference meeting with a little green screen, and they’ll be like, all right, we are 1441 away, so we just got another sale. But anyways, we’re closer to our goal. Ladies and gentlemen, help us grift, everybody. All right. You support McDonald’s and Starbucks just buy a $5 comic. Come on. Come on, dude. And then let’s show off some of the goods, man.

I got some. All right. Go show us your nipples, Thomas. Since you want to do this so badly. Go ahead, bro. Here’s the big one. And, I don’t know, I’ll leave it up to you. Should I open it up and show everyone what’s in it? Are we going to keep it? Dude, I don’t know, bro. I’ve never got a good idea on air right now. Yeah, it’s up to you.

I would keep it secret. I would keep it private because that ruins the fun. Okay, well, so these are numbered edition. I only made like 80 of these backing cards. And we got 223 people. Three two two in the watching right now. So that’s also. Hold on. They convinced me not to open it up. But check this out. I got some twelve packs that we might be throwing in at random.

Everyone’s homunculus pack is going to get one of these homunculus stickers. This is a full twelve pack. And these are, in case you’re wondering, the exact size to put over like a regular bottle or a can so that it looks like. Or your nipples. Homunculus, however one you want. Wait, oh, really? You made it that so it goes over a bottle? Yeah, you can put it over a can or a bottle or anything.

And it looks like you’re drinking a homunculus. Alchemical being. That’s actually pretty sick, bro. I hate all your stuff, Thomas. But that right there is actually. We grift hard. Look at this. The occult book club sticker sheet. That’s got Juan. That’s where you see this guy over here, this weirdo with the glasses. That’s where this is from. It’s from the freaking occult book club sticker sheet. There’s me, there’s daddy hall.

Here’s a little homunculus guy that’s going to be on a custom air freshener. That Juan is basically engraving by hand in wood and cutting them all out. Rene Descartes. We got daddy cage up in here. There’s a whole bunch of other really cool stuff that no one’s even seen yet. This is a. Let’s cover that part up. This is a John D. Sticker sheet with Edward Kelly in there with the clipped ear and everything.

This was done by an incredible, like an actual alchemical artist. Like the dude that probably knows more than any three of us put together. Really? All this stuff, we got to have him on the show. What’s his name? I can’t say it out loud. It’s actually too magical. It’ll bring forth the apocalypse. Donut, you got the homunculus pack, so you’re going to get these guys along with a whole bunch of other stuff.

Basically everything that we’ve ever created that’s homunculus related. You’re going to get a copy of it and all of those, including this whole little homunculus mini comic. It’s dope, dude. I’m excited to wipe out some of this inventory, but I want to get some of this stuff out. Wait a second. What is that behind you? It’s the Ghostbusters. Nice touch, Slimer. This guy’s on all my streams, man.

I’m an OG. Ghostbusters show since day one. I even liked the previous one that nobody liked. I even liked the all girl Ghostbusters. I’ll say it. I even like that one. The previous one. Really? With the stranger. It was the worst Ghostbusters movie, but I still liked it. Yeah, I’d agreed on you with that. I think I started watching it. I just zoned out. It’s like any. Well, I’m not going to be mean, but I’ll open it.

I don’t know, bro. I mean, did you say what it is? It says right there. What it is all says is miniature alchemy lab included. And then it says homunculus growing kit. But what does that mean? You have to scout for your own dog things. Okay, so it doesn’t come with that. Everything except that. I don’t know how much I want to say, but let’s just say that it’s almost just out of water.

It’s that easy. You don’t have to go and get dog stuff. You don’t have to get cow stuff. You don’t even have to get your own stuff. You could just get some. I would suggest maybe distilled water. I don’t know. That’s actually a good thing. After these start getting sent out, maybe we should do a live stream and do some experiments to see if distilled water works. Maybe we should do one of those things where the asian dudes think about hate or love and freeze it or something.

Like, we could do all that, right? You know what I’m talking about. Ronda’s always wiling bro in the chat, dude, she’s crazy. You got to blow a wad into a duck egg. You can’t just spit on it unless you have an insane amount of spit. I mean, there’s people out there that can generate lots of spit. But I don’t think it would be anomaly if you were one of those people.

So I would suggest enough water that you can keep adding. Wow, that’d be crazy. If you could fill up a tub with your own saliva, that’d be wild. Would you swim it in your own saliva? Thomas, you got to swim in your many. How many likes are we talking about? If we sell enough of them, we can make Thomas do anything. He’s a sellout. He’s a great. I’m looking for this paranoid American.

The cold book club. Look at this. Oh, this is another thing that everybody that gets a comic is going to get one of these bookmarks. Pretty much everyone that buys anything that’s physical, like a printed comic, you’re going to get loaded up with a whole bunch of stuff that’s not even. Yeah, you’re going to get loaded up. Yeah, you’re going to get box style loaded up. You’re going to get filled up.

What a great idea. That’s pretty dope. Would a Bach towel be like a full bath towel or are we talking about like a hand towel? Makes more sense. No, there’s a lot of. No, no, there’s a lot of it. So I’m thinking full body, like full blown towel. There’s a lot of it. Can we do an EOr Bach body pillow? We can talk specifically to make sure that it’s anatomically correct.

Yeah, we can talk specifics tomorrow, dude, with the expert, if you will. All right. But here we are. Yeah, hold on. And someone’s asking, can I get a mystic mark volume one? You can. You can get that. As you check out, there’s add ons. And I believe one of the add ons is the mystic mark exclusive cover for chosen one issue one. As you check out, you can get any of the chosen one issue one covers.

There’s only a few left of the mystic mark and the Abraxas version, but we’re going to hopefully be able to do a rerun of the first issue, too, because I was asking you, dear day, Juan, you said you were running low. I’m running low. I’ve got literally like less than 30 copies left. So we’re going to have 33 copies that you have left. Exactly. 33. That’s crazy, right? All right.

That’s crazy, bro. We have 33 copies left. I’m really low. I think I counted them and it was like around 30 copies as well. And weren’t we supposed to get some back from that guy that distributed them? Well, so I talked to him and if we need those copies, here’s the idea that if we only need, like, 50 or 100 more of issue one after the end of this, then I could just get them from him.

But if we need more than that, we might as well just do a full blown rerun of issue one. Because I also want to take the damn price off the COVID because we had to put issue one at $3. 33 and almost immediately prices skyrocketed, and we can’t even reprint it for that much. You know what I mean? And it’s baked into the COVID So, anyway, long story short, we’re going to do a rerun, and all the ones that we sell out after, the ones that say $3.

33, everything’s just going to be $6 across the board. That’s the easiest way to do it. Yeah, no, it is, because again, we’re definitely not getting rich off of this, but to at least cover some of the cost. And I thought the 333 would be cool until things did shoot up and it wasn’t cool anymore. But, yeah, I think maybe we could do another one. And we actually just made others 45 away.

1455. We’re 45 doll hairs away, 45 shekels away from hitting our goal of 100%. Yeah, absolutely. If you make a special request, is that you’re asking for foot pecks. Yeah, we’ll send all this to anywhere in the world. I think they’re asking if we can send it to them in the UK in exchange for those pictures, which I’m not into that. I think Thomas might be. Pictures are worth that much.

Then they should just. The foot is the soul. I will not exchange any type of piece of flesh for the comics. Thomas. Talking about pieces of flesh, this is just any sort of anything fleshy. All right, none of that, Thomas. I’ve been going down this deep rabbit the whole while you guys were shilling, but just give us your mind. Oh, grifting. I meant not shilling. Grifting. My bad.

My apologies. I’m trying to find this one on one Dalamation thing, and I found only one. Two things. Like the original house is full of, like, templar checkerboards, like, the original home. And the cartoon, they have the grandfather clock. And that’s, like, the only thing that I noticed, Bob. There’s a handful of scenes that are very quick, but it shows the Yale pennants all over the backside of wherever the little living room is.

There’s a bunch of Yale pendants, and there’s also one or two references when they’re talking about Cruella DeVille on the phone and how he’s got some sort of an elite authority with his friends. And the background of this is because Cruella Deville was actually based on a real person. It was based on one of the friends of the original author of 101 Dalmatians. And it was an offhanded remark that she was kind of being sarcastic, but she was actually like, we couldn’t turn those dogs in the coats.

And here’s something wild. If you didn’t know this about 101 Dalmatians, but there was a follow up to it, and I think it was called something about Sirius the Dog star, or if you look up, sequel to 101 Dalmatians, but it’s about the dog. Like the God from 102% funded. Somebody dropping stacks. All right. Somebody just dropped some big money. Just dropped over $45 to get it to.

That’s like at least $60. Thank you. Thank you so much. Everyone’s going to be sending you feet picks, so you’re going to be more. Look at that. Look. You got the 102 because they made the 102 Dalmatian. Dude. If you look into the story of the 102, it wasn’t the 102 Dalmatians. There was a separate name for it. It was wild, man. Well, do you have a YouTube I can pull up for when I do Cole? I’ll see if I can find the exact episode of it.

But we’ve covered all these ones. Yale is celebrating its three, two, two year this year. I think it was this guy. He should be over 15. Shout out to you, XR. Shout out, XR. Can we do another vuvazalia? A what? That’s the name of the instrument that makes the really DJ horn. No, dude, it’s not a DJ horn. It’s a vuvalzalea. My sound clip says DJ horn sound.

The end. That’s where Juan, you just tell him what the thing is. He just listens to you the first time and repeats it on every podcast forever. Pretty much. Dude, I don’t know anything. So thank you, Xr. Kind of. I feel like that was going to say a bad word if you say that quickly. But appreciate you, bro. This dude dropped 250. All right, so drop your email.

Go ahead and send an email, contact@paranormrican. com and he will reply back with some goodies. Okay, congratulations, you all. It might be AI generated feet, but we’ve got him on top. Yeah, that nickelodeon special dude, wasn’t that dude really into feet? He was like making Dan Schneider. Yeah. Imagine coombing to feet, bro. That’s so weird. It’s so bizarre. Well, people, they into weird things. Well, it’s interesting that fetish is the original word, means dwelling place of a spirit.

So it’s interesting that it’s weird stuff that people are into is called a fetish. And it was, I think, that late 19th century that they switched it over to the psychological definition for it. Yeah. And everyone in Quentin Tarantino liked them feet. Well, that’s right. He was also, like, putting himself in the roles to do the scene. He made sure that he was the one that drank the beer off of Selma Hayek’s toe on Hayek.

Tell us, Thomas, is that. Is that what you’re into, bro? Like putting yourself in a black trash bag and having your wife vacuum the air out of it? Is that what you’re into? I do something called penciling. No. What is that? No, I’m not going to Google it. Okay. So also, another Hollywood film, the Purge, took place on three two two today. And that’s about purging society. And it’s funny because Candace Owens just got purged off of the daily wire.

Did she really? Yeah. And Kanye was purged off of Twitter, and Twitter’s first tweet was on three two two, but he was purged with three two two subscribers. Joe Biden got medicine at three two two. Exactly. The timestamp at three two two. So this number is all over the place. It goes back to Mithra. Yeah. You got to always give it up to slick for finding these weird phonetic mysteries in these words, bro.

Shout out something I got to find before you share my screen. It’s the show slick. We did all right here. If he sees anything with this Coachella analyma annilema. Yeah. You want to pull up your screen there? Yeah, we talked about this on a Patreon stream, actually. We talked about it. And they got the lima there with the palm trees, which I have a deep, deep, deep dive on palm trees that I haven’t put out, which I will be soon whenever I feel like it knows.

Donut scene. It’s a crazy presentation, and I’ve talked about it here and there, but I just haven’t had time to. It’s absolutely my favorite presentation. So they showed the eclipse there at the bottom. We know we have the eclipse coming on. Was it four eight? Is that the eclipse? Is that when it’s coming? Yes. And then four days after April twelveth, this is going to be happening. This hasn’t happened yet, this show.

Not yet. I just saw they’re going to have clown Corps there. Shout out, clown Corps. Go hard, bro. They started in Porta potties and they moved up to vans, bro. They’re getting in big. I watched a recommended feed popped up, and I was having a bad day, definitely. I was like, I relate to this. Did this come out yet? The three body problem, did that come out yet? I think that comes out next month.

Well, I don’t know what that is. Is that an asian movie? No, it’s a Netflix show. Paranoid. You talked to true Seeka, and I know he was a juggalo, I think, because he. I didn’t know that. That’s news to me. He interviewed Mars, who’s on one of the biggest juggalo albums of all time. We’re talking truth Seeka, the christian hip hop artist, right? Yes. Yeah, that was one of the coolest.

And if he didn’t interview Mars, he interviewed the guy. The other guy, killes C, I think his name. He. He was able to have an interview with Jordan Maxwell, too. Really? That’s like being, like, touched by the fingers of the guy that knows about God. Jordan Maxwell Maxwell God. But he died on three, two, two. Did he really? Maxwell did? Yeah. Wow. Three, two, three. It says. It says three, two, three.

Same thing. Close enough time. It’s just a construct. The four eight to 410 date, that’s when Crowley made contact with Iowas. And I was going through some John D. And Edward Kelly material. And the day that they were presented with the roundtable of Navaj was April 10. So four 10th. So there’s something about that time in history that has been significant. And who knows? Maybe Crowley made it up on four eight to 410 because he knew about John D.

And Albert Kelly because they made contact with one of the most. A majority. A bigger part of the enochian cosmology, I guess, came from Navaj, this entity that was giving these tablets backwards to John Diana Wordtekelli. And he was doing it backwards so he wouldn’t bring forth the end of times. And it’s interesting that everyone is freaking out about this happening. Four eight, they’re canceling school, they’re telling people to stock up on water, and they’re doing all this fear mongering.

What do you think is going to happen, donut? Do you think that there’s actually something that’s going to happen? Or do you think it’s all just fear? Corn, if you get what I’m saying, it’s going down. What’s going down, though? I don’t know. Something strange is happening. Like my titles something strange is going down. Is there a relation? Because you said ayahuasca, right. He was also one of the earliest ones to dabble with ayahuasca.

That’s wild. Really? Yeah, that and mescaline. I believe that was what. I believe that he got introduced to that through his connections to the Golden dawn. And my opinion is that he went way harder. Like, the Golden dawn guy was like, hey, check out this stuff. It’ll blow your mind. And he gives it to Crowley. And Crowley is like, oh, that was cool. Give me like 200 times that.

And the guy was like, you’re not allowed back over anymore. And then Crowley is kind of like, well, I’m just going to go and make my own thing where we can do as much of this as we want. I’m shortening that down a little bit. That’s sort of the game plan for Crowley, was every time he got invited into some secret society or some little magical ritual club, they would be like, whoa, this guy goes way harder than he would just gay it up everywhere.

All the things, man. Yeah. And his drug diaries is like, what went into the whole hippie culture and mkultra stuff. Yeah. By the way, I’ve been doing a lot of shorts lately. If people haven’t noticed, I’ve been pumping out shorts like there’s no tomorrow. Been stepping outside of my comfort zone, really, to bring this knowledge to people. I got to stream this knowledge to people and pump them full up of this information.

And so if anyone wants to hear about anything in specific, drop down some topics so that I can condense in a minute and a half format to put out in the airwaves, if you will. So I’ve been having a lot of fun with those, and people seem to like them. Here we go. So you got something else donut that you want me to pull up your screen? I got a bunch because I’ve been just gathering information for a live show.

I’m just. All the stuff that you guys are talking about, I’m just going to add on to the show. Check this one out. Obama’s birthday. Eight four. Really? What’s the significance of eight four? That four eight is the eclipse. All right. Yeah, it is. 80, 419, 61. Damn. Why afraid of seven? And then we had that whole thing with the Obamas and then the changing of names and the things that people are implying.

Do you guys believe that conspiracy about. Hold on. I got to say, before we can get into that, Obama’s birthday. According to what? That fake ass birth certificate. Oh, wow. Is that like, boomer talk, dude. I remember bringing that up when that was going viral. I was living in Las Vegas to older people. Like, my grandma invited me out to a buffet and I was like, obama ain’t from America, or something like that.

They got so mad at me and told me to leave. And those same old people, they dead now, I’m sure. But eventually, towards the end of their life, they realized it was true and switched sides. You know what’s wild is I didn’t believe that at all when it first came out, the whole birth certificate thing. And then they released the proof, and the proof was a PDF. And I remember someone on Reddit was, hey, like, I know this is going to sound crazy, but if you download the official PDF that was released by the White House as proof and you open it up, the signature is on its own.

And, like, there was like a seal that was on. And I don’t know anyone that knows how to use Photoshop or Adobe acrobat or anything, but if you open a PDF file in Photoshop, it’ll ask you like, hey, do you want to see this in layers? And if you say yes, it’ll break it all apart. And there were elements in that PDF that was given out as the official example of proof that that’s not how that should have worked.

If that was a scanned document from Hawaii from a long time ago, they wouldn’t have had different layers inside the PDF. Anyways. That was one of the things that made me feel like the conspiracies went way deeper than I even thought. Like I was in the MkUltra and JFK and the things that were like fifty s, sixty s, maybe 70s, provable. But I don’t get into modern day.

But, man, when I opened that up for myself and I was like, I thought I was crazy. And there’s a bunch of people that have shown you can do this exact thing because the file is still out there. To me, that was all the proof I needed that there is something crazy going on. You guys heard about that before or is that new? What? The layers? I’d never heard about that before.

I never got into that because I think I was still. All right, I’m going to admit something. The first time I ever voted, the only time I’ve ever voted was, I think the second term or first term of Obama. That was the only time I ever voted. What matters, first or second term matters a lot right now. I think it. Was it against Romney? Was that who he ran against? That was second term, wasn’t it? Yeah, because he ran against Bush.

Skull and Bones member. I got to put that down in the notes. Is he really. You got George Bush and Mitt Romney. John Kerry. John Kerry. Oh, my bad. And that one right. That they do that one right. It was Bush versus Kelly and then it was Bush versus Obama, and then it was Obama versus McCain and Sarah Palin, that genius lady. And Hillary Clinton got sick on three, two, two.

And she went to yell. So is this all. What do you guys think about these dates? Because you were kind of talking about it earlier. Thomas, do you think this is about harnessing some sort of power? I know there’s a full moon coming up this weekend, and that’s why we’re going to that thing on Sunday. For those that know, they know. And when they see us there, they’ll see us there.

Fabulous. It’s going to be fabulous. I think we just had slick leave a really long voicemail. You guys want to listen to that? Yeah, safe. Hold on. It doesn’t even have a. Let’s see. Yeah, I think he’s fine. I think so. Let me read it real quick. Go ahead and pull up that. You’re going to pull something up. Donut, while I read this real quick. I’m about to pull out this homunculus.

No, don’t do that. Don’t show. I got so many slides up, bro, I’d be going wild on this. Whoops, sorry. He’s doing poetry, bro. He’s doing a poem for us. That’s beautiful. What are we looking at here? That’s definitely a freemasonic science. Isn’t that that movie that you told me about one time, Thomas? That’s Flash Gordon. Yeah, isn’t it? That’s Flash Gordon. I was just connecting it to barbecue, whose name is three words.

Jimmy barbecue. Barbecue. 22 letters. And if people think, oh, that’s stretching it. If you look at the dollar bill, you can see it’s not because the 13. You got 13 in the letters. The letters are all about the 13 in the symbolism with letters and words and whatnot. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that I don’t think Jimmy barbecue is in real Freemason.

Yeah, I did that whole video of, listen, people listen, gumballah. Because people like to insult me, like, you’re wrong. And I’m like, you know, I picked that particular clip to make because I knew people like that were going to comment on it. And we’re playing 5d chess out here, right? When we put something out there, you could just say grifting. No, it’s not grifting. It’s to feed the algae.

Okay? So when we put stuff out, it’s strategic. We’re not amateurs here. All right, we got donut. He’s taught me about thumbnails. He’s taught me about all this stuff. Plug your stuff, bro, because you’ve helped out a lot. Oh, yeah. I’m about to plug this homunculus up in here. Yahweh, the doenut. com. Let’s check this out. Everybody make sure. Go to chosen one. Get your copy, help us grift a little bit.

Help us bring these homunculi into this realm. And I’m uploading this long poem that our friend slick dissident sent us. It looks to be PG, so we can play it on air. So give me a little bit while I upload this, and then we’ll go ahead and turn it into an AI song. Should we? We could. All right, let’s listen to it first, and then we’ll check it out here.

It’s uploading. It is 33%. Uploaded. Going. Shout out cherry, shout out Tiger Lily, shout out Mars. Shout out the whole fam. The man. Cmac slick, almost 300 people watching us. 287, pretty close. Hit that. Like, go subscribe to Thomas’s channel. Subscribe to mine, you’re not subscribed. And go to chosenhon. com and get your comic. Yeah, get that comic book. I wonder if there’s any early birds left. You know what, a lot of people, too.

They might not understand how Kickstarter works. So there’s some early bird tiers, which is basically the first, like ten people to snag something, get it for a deep discount. So sometimes people grab the more expensive one before grabbing the cheaper one. The cheaper one. There’s only like ten slots, so I’m looking to see if there’s any even left. It’s real deep, real sticky. All right, here we go.

We’re going to play this. What’s this called? I think he says it all right here. He’s going to drop some poetry. This is slick dissident, the in house decoder, linguistic master magician. Something all around good man. I love slick. He’s beautiful, too, bud. Here we go. What’s up, you sexy studs? Big love and respect. This is in here calling in for the drive for the cause. Going to put down some poetry.

Y’all can drop my poetry for the people. This is an old one. This was before the lockdowns. This is an old poem. It’s called Snowflake’s chance. We’ve been duped, brothers and sisters, fooled as children to hope upon a star spangled snowflake’s chance to believe in our overpopulated elders and dream like future presidents. Ma and Pa’s red and bluest white ambitions can never unteach criminal work addiction or closet self deprecation.

Today, my classmates and I, we vote with hacked identities. Though we are a motley mix of migrating moralities and digital refugees, we are moving in droves, electing never again to designate our blood debt to elite masquerading war machine families. We will not feed the belemic zeitgeist world disorder. Yet at our shadow casting ballot box lexicon light bulbs affirm self doubt, diplomas of dopamine and shifty virtue so that each face fits snug and smug in an individualized, half lit, narcissist neon mirror house reflecting only our own personal, adoring self reliance.

Meanwhile, duck and cover once again pillages our children’s scholastic wastelands, wearing thin the seven work day sweatshop veil that fashions their soon strong little backs. We swear if our boot soles were just a little thicker and our torches a scotch brighter, then we would splash across deep, dim street mediums and kick down conspiring half masked flag poles to swing our ill gotten education like cardboard and concrete broadswords.

The time to march has long been unmasked and parading past our united touch screen eyes of entitled unenlightenment, but we can only salute so blindly through all these iris gather shadow casting ballot box lexicon. Light bulbs affirm self doubt, diplomas of dopamine and shifty virtue so that each face fits snug and smug in an individualized, half lit Narcissi’s neon mirror house reflecting only our own. I think it repeated, didn’t it? So then we got the called in with a second part.

This one’s a little bit shorter. All right. My poem got cut off. I ran out of time starting with the last paragraph there. I only got a couple more left. The time to march has long been unmasked and parading past our united touch screen eyes of entitled unenlightenment. But we can only salute so blindly to all these iris scathing aerosol infrastructure fumes. If we can’t appeal to replace these mkultra koolaid gas masks, then I propose we bandana up, raid the courthouse, drag out the hoods, the robes, and gavels to watch us get heavy handed with a couple of hard hidden cans of black and yellow spray paint, bleeding barcodes.

Sell block letters onto prophetic school buses, articulating our public service denouncement, stating that the only insidious value fostered by government checks, parasitic corporate personhood and gangster mentality is subversive codependence. Humanity must lie down. Our slipshot inhibitions rain down burning love from the sky and wage peace into the ground. Right now, right here, so the kids can make a run for the timeline knowing that hellfire in the master’s house has been set.

Beautiful look of your. Oh, we got another sale, did we? Yes. Look at that. Slick dissidents beautiful poetry made somebody buy it. 15 3300. And 2% funded within the first 24 hours. You have 29 days to go. Make sure to share with your family and friends. And if you opt in for the highest tier, I will send you some special juice. Okay? No. We want give the people what they want.

No, that’s not what they want. I can clap back at Slick’s slam poetry here. I got a shorter one, but a lot of people don’t know. I actually won a few poetry competitions back in my day. I don’t believe anything you say to me, bro. The part that I can remember but that won a competition. It was. Each tree seed was asked at birth if the curse of the earth’s dirt was worth living in thirst.

And first, given these words, some chose to grow and others not so with some will bloom fruit, their brothers will rot. And there’s a whole bunch more. But that’s all I can remember. Off. Damn, bro. Look at you, dude. Wow. Sorry. Hold on. That was malfunction on the soundboard. You’ve exposed yourself, Juan. Illuminati phones. Why? Tap your phones. Walk around the. Show your face illuminati yourself. Donut wire tap your phones.

Walk around the flat dome with my gat crumb chill with my cat home she feel me but really she’silly with the silicone military drum black two in the dome. Nice. I love you packing the two. If you keep donuts smaller, he’ll rap longer. That’s a pro tip, Juan. Is that it? Longer he’ll rap, bro. That humunk rap slam dunk. He got a humunk rap? No, there’s a rapper named Lil Hamunk.

He’s going to do a single soon. He needs to be created in the lab. So that’s just what I learned. Homunculus song I made because it was too dirty. Yeah, it was way too dirty, bro. Yeah, I guess we was all high in two. Pop, lock and drop it was wacker than high school, but I was bumping a fool frog venom 100 racks in my denim. So I was thinking about doing stand up at the event next weekend.

I haven’t even written anything out, bro, and I’m scared. I have a thing about public speaking. You speak from the heart. You share donut as a stand up routine. Yeah, no, exactly. So I’ve been thinking about it, trying for the first time ever, stand up. And I’m getting cold feet, bro. I don’t think I’m going to do it, but I’d rather bomb and do it. I’m going to support you, bro.

And I’m going to. Bro, why don’t you improve? If anyone laughs at you, bro, I’m a security guard. Donut is going to pray for them. He’s going to put his hands over him. We go and do a prayer. Listen. Yeah. What is going on here? That’s exactly what I’m saying. It’s a celebration. If I was to write something to try to be funny, then I’m pretty sure I could come up with something funny, but I don’t think so.

No matter what you do is exactly perfect. This guy says he writes, maybe I can get a ghost writer if I’m not that funny. Like Amy Schumer did it. Look at how far. Well, she also had Chuck Schumer as an uncle, so I don’t know if that counts. Are you serious? Amy Schumer? The comedians related to Chuck Schumer? 100%. It’s her uncle. How else do you think she’s got the Batman phone to Commissioner Gordon at Netflix to be like, take away the star ratings.

They’re tanking. Been thinking, and Jose should probably go with us next weekend. Jose should go. What did you say? Donut? Hose B will be there. Hose B? What is that? Jose hose B? Yeah, I need that sound. I got you. But that was the dad joke of the night. Hose B will be there. So what is. What? From doing stand up? From doing stand. Absolutely. Because if you bomb doing stand up, there’s nothing there to help you.

I’m bombing right now. What are you talking about, bro? You can watch the ticker go up and down. Yeah, but see, you’ve got a captive audience regardless. But if you go out into the middle of the gram. Yeah, bro. If there’s people there that want to laugh and they got some drinking them and they paid money to be there and they got some idiot just talking about a homunculus and they don’t even know what that means, it’s a different vibe, man.

If you just go up there and laugh, everyone will start laughing. I don’t know, man. I’m nervous. You’re going to be really nervous now. I’m getting even more nervous thinking about it. You’re going to be nervous right now all the way to when it’s over, but then when you’re done, you’re an unstoppable homunculus. I did it, bro. I did it on the Alex Stein show when he was out here.

Oh, you opened for him, didn’t you? Yeah, and I didn’t know I was. And he was like, you like comedy, you comedian? I did it and I failed miserably. No one laughed. People came up to me and was like, it’s going to be okay. Did you cry? No, I just didn’t know what to do because it’s not any more than normal. I didn’t have anything planned out. I just went up there and I was all like, this is going to be funny.

I took the challenge and I failed. Listen, dude, I’m going to think about it. I only have a week to think about it. But I haven’t written anything down. I’ve just been like. I was just like, I’m just going to go hang out. I’m not going to do anything. But I’m sure if I ask, I’ll be able to open. But what have I bombed? Five minutes. Set yourself on fire.

You go up there. Go up there metaphorically, you just go up there, you set yourself on fire, and you connect with everybody and then you do a good job. This is live? Yes, it is. I love when people ask, is this live? I love the advice here of, like, don’t think. Just do shout out Bruce Lee. I think it’s a Bruce Lee quote, but also maybe not the best idea for comedy.

Most of the times, really good and successful comedians, they’ve got a whole routine that they’ve rehearsed like thousands of times over and over, and they’ve refined it. Very little number of comedians just hop up there and just start spitting jokes. Winning anxiety right now from even thinking about it, bro. It’s supposed to. Here’s the thing, though. Donuts had 2000 people in a chat. But it’s different because I was telling him, like, when you’re in real life, it’s different because you can get the feedback.

Right now, if we crack a joke and nobody, we don’t hear anything because there’s nobody you can’t hear, you know what I’m saying? But in reality, if you tell a joke and no one laughs, that’s going to make you feel some type of way, brother. And also, man, it’s really hard to recover from one or two of those jokes that fall flat because now, even if you got a joke that would make people laugh, like, you kind of suck the energy out of the room.

I got one secret. The secret is you got to allow the audience, which the audience is your bitch. You let the audience, because you’re the masculine figure, you’re up there talking and the audience is consuming, right. And you got to allow them to laugh at the joke. So if you say something serious like I did, and I failed because I didn’t allow them to laugh because I wasn’t laughing at my.

The. That’s the thing right there. I’m not pissing on it. I want Juan to do the stand up, and I don’t even want. He wants me to bomb, though. You want me to. But I think that if there’s even a chance that this is a trajectory for you, bro, this would be, like the best first step to do that. Well, it’d be at a triple show. This is the thing.

It’s going to be at a Tripoli show. So I’d essentially be opening for Tripoli, I guess, right, as one of the first people. But I was going to try and do a minute, but it’s like doing the shorts a minute and a half. I had to train myself to be able to condense all the information to a minute, and I’m still not there. If you do a bad job, we’ll just come tackle you on stage.

Kind of like happened to Dave Chappelle. Like, what if I’m doing good, though, bro? You still tackle me. No, and you just tackle me and then I guess it would kick brown you, bro. So at the end of your set, someone could just run up with the velvet cape and throw it on you and whisk you away, bro. You should have let me do my trash song. What, are you coming? Donut, bro, don’t spoil the surprise.

Donut’s gonna go, okay. Donut’s gonna be there. All right. Donut’s gonna be there. So no, Donut is gonna be here next weekend. I gotta go to the Holy Land. Donut, if you don’t show up, bro, now you’re going to be a coward, bro. So you better show up. And we’re going to pull up a donut. I got to go to the Holy Land. Florida is the Holy land trash bag.

I’ll make taking out the trash sexy. Are you going to get on stage, Donut? I would do it, yeah, but they’re not. I’m just going so I can. Donut has done it, though. That’s the problem. That donuts already done that. For those that don’t know about Donut’s history, bro, Donut goes on stage. A new short series called Donut did it. Unveiled. Donut unveiled the secrets exposed. I’m going to expose you, donut.

I’m going to expose you. I’m going to expose chan. And we know you’ve already done this. Donna actually was a rapper, bro. Donna was a rapper. He’s already done this. So it’s easy for him to say, look, he opened up for Alex stein. Come on, dude, this guy’s not an amateur. Look at his face, bro. Show us your face. No, we’re not shooting anybody. This is the first Vladimir Putin the way I be.

Camera, camera, camera. Oh, yeah, that’s my Vladimir Putin rap. I got a Kim young un dropping them bees on them peas. Guys, I’m nervous. I don’t know if I should. I’m not going to do it, guys. No, see, whatever Gigi is saying there, he’s saying, juan, I did stand up for ten years. Best advice for 1 minute talk, Homunculi. No one’s going to know what that is, bro.

You just talk about the biggest dog Gabriel on the block and what you have to do. Just be like, I’m explaining to you all homunculus. You just talk about that, everyone will be laughing. But you be serious. Just be serious. Don’t even laugh and just be like the biggest dog d on the block. You explain it, everyone will be laughing. So this is the problem. So it is going to be a Sam Tripley show and people will probably know what it is conspiratorial wise, because it is a conspiracy show.

So that kind of helps me. But if I was to do that sort of joke somewhere else, it’d probably go above people’s. Listen, dude, listen. I’d be open to people writing something out for me, I’ll do that. But then I kind of feel dirty because it’s not coming from me. No, see, that’s not true, because it would come from you because you’re literally the one delivering it and would have to be written around something that I just want to throw this out here as, like, an idea, if someone in the chat has a better idea to write this in.

But the whole joke is you’re describing the whole process of the homunculus and the dog thing and then you just say, does anyone in the audience have a dog dick? So I can show you. And you’ve got everything there except for that. And then it’s like, wait. Oh, man, this never happened. No one’s got a dog dick for me right now. And then that could kind of be the end of the bit.

That’s like a minute long bit. What do you guys think about that? Is that good? That was horrible, dude. I’m not delivering it. Let’s let the chat decide. Thomas. Let’s let the chat talk. How many people we got watching? Right, hold on. We got 275 people. Let us know what you thought. I’m going to take any sort of information. My people are honest, bro. My people. You got to pull a walk.

A flock of flame. If the audience until that one guy, I’ve got it right here. And I’m just like, damn, bro. Yeah. Juices flying all over the place. Got the juices flying everywhere. Got. The bombing would be better. Bombing would. That was awful. How many people get on? These people don’t. These are your fans. Clearly. That’s not what. Yeah, they are. They’re from my channel, I think. Yeah, I know.

I can tell by the IQ. Yeah. Okay, so listen, dude, of course. What’s 33? You have 33 watchers watching on your thing. I got a 33 IQ, yeah. So I thought about this. I thought about doing this and doing a whole set, but I was like, yo, if Narco shows up, because maybe I’m going to try and convince Narco to go, then it wouldn’t be as funny, because I know how he feels.

About what? About the. We’ll tell you off air, bro. We’ll tell you off air. We can’t talk about it. We have to. Heavily. All you Florida people just, like, glow. I got to set up the lights to look like I’m glowing. It’s all right. I mean, you’ll get some of that when you get here, bro. I actually reflect so much light that you’ll get a sunburn if you stand next to me, dude, Thomas’s legs are so white, bro.

This dude never leaves his house. This is a hermit, bro. I’d be surprised if he doesn’t have a homunculus laying around somewhere. How much? Just one. He doesn’t get up. Just one. I have a pool. Well, there you go. Is it a pool full of semen, bro? That’s a big pool. Let’s see here. Go, chosen one. We’re live. That’s a flex. I have a pool full of knowledge.

Okay, all right. Whatever. I was going to say a pool full of semen is a flex, or I don’t know what kind of flex. Sure. It’s knowledge. I mean, honestly, if you had a collection that large, it would mean that you’re a king. Yeah. Oh, technically, according to the box saga, yes, you would be a king. You’d be the highest of the hierarchy. Because it’s all about the seed, right.

It’s about the knowledge box. That’s why people fight over who has the biggest pool in the neighborhood. It was who could receive the most knowledge from everyone in the neighborhood. That’s another box saga reference right there. And right now we’re streaming. We’re streaming to YouTube. And for those that have watched the five and a half hour episode that Thomas and I did on the box saga, they know that the why is the cup and then the streaming.

We’re feeding you our knowledge right now, real time on YouTube, and you’re getting pumped full of this knowledge and information as we come on here and talk to you. Then we got doughnut up in the house. We got donut. Yes. Doughnut again. I mean, that speaks for itself. Is it a doughnut or is it a bagel? I did a breakdown on the esoteric history of tea bagging on the completion of the folk and Ellie affair.

So if people want to check that out, that is on the. You can either become a member, become a member or subscribe to the Patreon. And you’re going to hear us talk about the esoteric history of tea bagging, which I want to know a little bit about the history of. It was invented in Rome, bro. But can you imagine that visual? How would somebody know to do that to another person? How does that conversation happen? Like, yo, let me hit you in the face with my balls.

How do you ask somebody that? That’s a big favor. I don’t know. Again, anyways, so you can check that out. But what were we talking about anyway? Bagels. Bagels? Yes. Is it a donut or is it a bagel? Yeah, that’s what people be saying. They’d be like, yo, he’s laughing at us because it’s actually a bagel. It’s not a doughnut. And I’m like, bro, the name is doughnut because do e dough? Like, what up, dough or dough? That’s hip hop.

And I came up with that name in 20, 13, 14 because that’s when the whole od future was popping, too. So donuts were, like, really in. And I was like, it’d be cool to write dough nut into gematria. His name equals this. But they don’t even spell my name right. They spell d o e. They spell donut. And now it’s a bagel. It’s not bagel. It’s a donut.

Donut is much different than a bagel. Yeah, bagels. I never even liked bagels until. But bagels are your people, though, donut. They do like the bagels in schmeir. Yes. No, but they created it. Your people created the bagel. Oh, I know that they like it. No, they created it, bro. It was created by the use. Yeah. And they also put like, cream cheese on it. And the use could also consume cheese better than most people, I heard.

Really? Is that what it means to be the chosen people, that you’re not the cheese? Yeah, it could. Here, I’m reading the chat. And Joe, you can stream it, but know how much longer we’re going to be on. We were planning for 90 minutes, so I don’t mind you streaming it on your website, but just in case. I don’t know how much longer we’re going to be here, but did you have anything else donut that you wanted to bring up or.

Thomas, I know you had some stuff on secret societies skull and bones. Three, two, two. Well, I sent you a whole bunch of the pictures earlier. Do you want me to pull those up? Yeah, the ones from you. Pull them up so you can flip them through however you want. They’re from issue two of timestamp. Yeah, I’ll pull it up right now. And seriously, if anyone wants to help me write something, don’t be disappointed.

I’m a coward. So I’ll probably not go on. So you can’t judge me if I don’t do a set. But if you want to email me thejuanonjuanpodcast@gmail. com you can email me on there and help me write something. I got a week. It’s next Saturday on 330, so 33 would be the day. And I’m going to be super nervous because donut is going to be there, Thomas is going to be there, and then a whole bunch of other random people are going to be there.

Rick Ross is going to be there. I heard Kat Williams is going to be there, bro. No, Rick Ross is from Florida. Here we. So I’m expecting to see zombies. I’m expecting to see Florida. There’s a whole comic that I wrote on the skull and bones specifically, and that’s what Lex and call are holding in the bottom here. It’s this thing called the skull of Thor. You guys, watch out what you show, can you.

This one’s fine. This one’s fine. The skull of Thor. It’s called the skull of Thor. And if you look at this skull right here on the bone, it actually has the word Thor etched into it. And if you go on Google and you search for skull and bones, Thor, you’re going to see exactly where this reference art came from. And you can see this little hinge at the top of the skull here.

That’s because they found this massive skull, and they basically turned it into a ballot box. So the same way that the Freemasons will do their voting, and that’s where the term blackballing comes from. Illuminati confirmed the exact same skull and bones used, but they made their ballot box out of this Thor skull. I think voting on anything, anything that needed to come up for a vote, the way that you would do it is you’d pass the skull around and everyone would be able to either put in, like, a white stone or a black stone or a ball.

A white ball or a black. Not the only thing that they’re putting in there either. And the way that it’s supposed to work is unanimous. So that after everyone votes and you take the skull and you dump out all the balls out of the skull, if there’s a single black ball in all of the votes, then it’s a no, because it has to be unanimous. And that’s why the phrase black ball means, like, you’re excluded, you can’t come in because that comes from skull and bones black.

Well, and freemasonry. This whole voting process is based on freemasonic practices. What do they call when you take your nutsack out of your pants and squeeze it and it looks like a brain? What do they call that? That’s actually called a leg wart, if you’re being serious. I am being serious because I had friends growing up that would do that to us as, like, a prank. It’s called a leg wart.

There’s also the bat wing. I don’t know if you’ve ever seen a bat wing before. Those ones are pretty nasty. And then there’s also the. Hey, dude, I think I sat in gum. Have you ever seen one of those? No, I just seen the brain one, bro. That’s it. I don’t spend my free time looking at other dudes. Well, I was in the military. So. You’re a coward.

You didn’t see this kind of stuff. I’m not a Freemason or in the military, to look at dude sacks. That’s what the Freemasons all do. They just compare sacks with one each other, like, hey, bro, nice sack, dude. And then you were asking before about, like, a color image, but this is a whole breakdown of the skull and bone start to end. And it talks about how William H.

Russell, he basically, in 1832, he helps found it at Yale, owned by the William Russell company, and where they got their money was from smuggling opium, specifically from China, and that he goes to Germany one particular year. And this is where the speculation starts. But there’s a good chance that this lodge that he visits in Germany is sort of an offshoot of the Bavarian Illuminati, founded by Adam Weissop after it got sucked back up into French Freemasonry.

So he goes to Germany, becomes initiated, allegedly, into the bavarian illuminati, and brings it back home. And that’s where the three two two. That’s one of the explanations of three two two, is that this was the 322nd quasi Masonic lodge founded under the order of the skull and bones. Dang. Whoa, dude. This is one of the thing. The pages that I was working up to for years. I just wanted an all in one page that broke down the full founding of the skull and bones pretty succinctly.

I mean, it doesn’t get into every little detail, but it even has the little poster that they’ve got up there. And this is sort of their emblem. This is where the skull and bones comes from. And it’s basically a reflection that after you die or after you unalive, either you’re a pauper or a prince. No one would know the difference between those two based on just your skull and your bones.

So, really, all that matters is the actions that you take in life. So any marks that you have to leave, they’ve got to be done while you’re alive, because once you’re dead, you’re just the same as anyone else. Wow. So this is a good question. So, three two two isn’t referencing a date, and I’ve also heard it references genesis. Three two two isn’t the one was like, the man has now become like one of us.

Knowing good and evil, he must not be allowed to reach out his hand and take also from the tree of life and eat and live forever. What happens to you now that you’ve exposed the situation? Are you allowed to? I don’t know. I didn’t go to Yale. I mean, it’s pretty easy to determine if someone is skull and bones. Or not. It’s not like being a crypto mason.

So you would have to be at Yale, and you’d have to be tapped in one of the group. I think they tap 15 people a year, and out of those 15 people, the skull and bones. And I’ve got some other slides on this. The people that actually join the skull and bones, they usually pick an athletic person. They’ll pick one black guy. They’ll pick. Wrong saga. That’s fox saga right there.

They crush you up into a bull sack. Yeah, that’s grandma. That’s what they do to grandma. Yeah. That’s not skull and bone. That’s something else. And this panel at the very top, this is actually one of the rituals that they do where one person dresses up like Don Quixote, another one dresses up like the pope, another one dresses up as Satan. What’s that? Is that killator in the middle? This is just one of the cult members because they actually call themselves princes of Eulogia.

And their patron saint is, I believe, Saint Eulogia, which is a made up saint that’s made specifically for skull and bones rituals. What? That’s chaos magic right there. So is there an esoteric meaning to Don Quixote? Because I forgot what I was reading that I stumbled across it. I was reading something occult, and then it was like, don Quixote something. Or then I started reading Don Quixote because I had read it.

I want to say in high school or middle school, but I didn’t find anything really. Too occult? No, dude, the book is entirely occult, because it’s about a guy that is living and manifesting his own reality, and no one else can see it, but he sees it. So what? Everyone else around him imagines this old guy that is just. He’s got dementia, essentially, and he’s going crazy. He thinks that he’s fighting dragons when it’s really like a windmill or something.

But I think that the premise is that he might actually be doing these things. But since no one else is living in that same reality or like, a different dimension. Yeah, in a different reality. And by the way, we just had somebody comment on the chosen one. Let me pull it up here. The chosen one Kickstarter. And Dennis Milliman said, I’m super stoked about this. I can’t wait to read number two and grow my homunculus.

Hell, yeah. Damn. With the homunculus. Remember that you need to make sure you expire it before it gets too big, otherwise you’ll cause problems. And again, results may vary. Just go ahead and document it, and you can send it in to contact@paranoidamerican. com we’re keeping a scholarly journal on the results that we get from people around the world and seeing how homunculi interact in different parts of the United States.

So that’ll be really cool. Well, and also, I think that I’m most interested, and we’re not telling you what to do with your homunculus kit. You can do almost anything. Just please don’t eat it. Please don’t put it in your mouth. But if you want to do anything else with it, I’m interested. What liquids work the best with creating the homunculus? Like, does Mountain Dew work really well? Does spit work? Anything you can think of? Any liquid at all that you can think of? We would like to see what happens with the homunculus kit and that liquid.

And that’s just for personal reasons, right, Thomas? You just wanted to know that just because. No, I mean, who else is doing this? There’s no other sample size on the entire planet right now of what kind of liquids help growing a homunculus, right? Where would you even go to find that out? So dirty. I don’t. This is. Listen, this chat has been called the best chat on YouTube that the western world has ever seen.

And look at this person is growing. Getting big. Listen, you can’t let it get too big. It’s going to start manifesting giants and dwarves and stuff like that. You got to find a pair of Keljan monster waiting for you if you don’t control that thing. I think it’s not for research purposes when it comes to Thomas, for fetish purposes, when he’s asking about it, go ahead and email me.

Go ahead and text it to me. Here’s my number, and you can show me pictures of. Did you actually ever test them out, Thomas? We don’t even know they’re going to, right? Literally, I don’t want to waste one. They were not easy to come across, so I imagine that I would test it out and be like, yeah, it worked. But now that’s not one that I can send out into the world, bro.

If Alchemist had a forum back then, like, they had four chan or Reddit, what would that even look like, bro? I don’t know. Have you seen the show that I did with Abby from Secret Society of good guys? But she. No, I don’t watch your show. Well, okay. I really highly recommend this one episode that she was on my show, and it’s called russian dream Hackers and the concept is that somebody found out, these russian guys found out how to hack the dream world by using lucid dreaming.

And the hack, I’ll try to summarize it really quickly, but the hack is that normally in dreams and in Lucid dreams, if you look at text and then you look away and you look at again, the text will change. Or if you try to read the text, it won’t make sense. It’ll be like AI text. So these russian dream hackers figured out a way around it is that they would find text somewhere, like an old book, and they would ask the dream read that to me.

And through this slow process of like, oh, wow, it actually worked. And the dream read me this text that was giving them some kind of realt. They lucid dreamt themselves into John D’s alchemical laboratory. And they claimed that John D had a computer there and they hacked into John D’s computer and that once they did that, they unlocked all this extra dream hacking possibility. Some of them got kicked out of dreaming for years.

Like, a bunch of them were never able to lucid dream again until years later after they. I know this sounds completely wild and completely crazy, but this is what the dream hackers are about. They hacked into John Dee’s computer in the dream world. No, that sounds pretty. I’m proud of you, Thomas. And it sounds like donut, doesn’t that. Oh my. I’m actually. I guess I’m streaming to rumble.

This is really weird. I hate rumble so much. It’s so whack when they’re a UI. Like, fix that, please. But I guess we’re streaming on. I just seen somebody comment on my video from Rumble. What is going on? So that sounds like the movie that Nick Cage just put out. Donut, the dream scenario. Have you seen that one yet, Thomas? I have that one. And it sounds like inception.

And when I asked about inception, they were like, oh, that’s probably 30 years old at this point. That’s old news. And we also talked about the show the OA. I don’t know if you’ve seen this before, but every time I start it, I don’t ever finish. I. Same here, man. But after I got pointed to Carlos Costaneda had these things called like, dream movements. I think. I think I got that wrong.

But it’s the exact same movements that they do in the OA and the whole. 1 of them that was like laughing about it and they do these stupid things with their fingers and their hands. But the way that it was described to me is that if you take and you imagine that you’re a magical being or you’ve got some sort of latent energy around you, part of that is that you’ve got energy built up in the web of your fingers that you don’t use.

How often are you using the space between these when it comes to you? Very often. I mean, you’re doing it every day. But the concept is that you’re trying to pull the energy out of these latent spaces in your body, stroke the energy out of your hand. You would see them stroking like this, but then they kind of push it into a certain area. And then once they’ve got this hayadukin sort of like ball of energy that they can use it to direct at something.

Hadooken. Is that why AI messes AI finger? Because it just comes. You should do that. You should get on stage and just do this for a minute. Listen, I don’t want to do anything dumb. I want to actually try and do stand up. It’s something that I thought about, and I think this is the perfect opportunity. Put your hand in there, and then if you open it up and look to the side.

Do you know what I’m talking about? Yeah, I remember that when I was in freaking middle school, bro. So I think that it would be the perfect opportunity. But, dude, I’m freaking out, dude. I’m having anxiety just thinking about it. Then looking into the crowd and seeing donuts, beautiful eyes there, looking back at me. You can’t look, man. You can’t. You’ll ask for the biggest dog D, and then we’ll have one ready to throw on stage.

Oh, my God. Can you order those online? I’m sure we could go to a shop and find one. Just get, like a really big one. We can ruin my search history. The magneto one. We can get, like a really big. I’m going to. I’m going to sleep on it. I’m going to go into John. So these dudes traveled back in time into John D’s lab, and he had a computer there.

That’s what they said. Correct. They went to John D’s lab and he had, like, a 1980s style computer. And this isn’t recent. This is happening in the 1990s, I believe. Was it a Mac or windows? That was my question. I assumed that it would have been a hearing. Isaac Newton, right? The apple was named after Isaac Newton, and Isaac Newton was alchemical. Af, right? Very, yeah. He was writing about Solomon’s temple, writing about the book of Revelation, doing commentaries on it.

He was doing sketches of Solomon’s temple and doing all that stuff. He was looking into alchemy, doing translations of the emerald tablets, like all the. That’s crazy. I’ve never heard about that. I have to check that out. That sounds really interesting. And it sounds like that thing that I wasn’t ever able to find the source. But somebody said that an AI one time started talking like John D, and then it turned out to be John D in the AI.

Have you ever been able to confirm that, Thomas? Well, no, because it sounds like utter Bs. All right, so I guess we’re live now. How do you prove that the AI was John? It told him it was. Oh, well, if AI says it, then it has to be true. I’ve never seen chat, GBT, lie or say anything wrong. I think we’re live on Rumble now. I hate rumble so much.

We got some people over there watching. Anyways, make sure to check out the chosen one. Check out that. What episode is that, bro? Send that to me. It’s called russian dream hackers. If you just search russian dreamhackers, chosen one. Chosenone. com. It’s paranoid american podcast number 47, russian dreamhackers. Without 47, I think John D is the demiur. Somebody said he’s transcendent. Is that what they said? Yeah, that’s crazy.

Of course it was 47. Yeah, it is. 47th. The 47th proposition. Euclid’s 47th proposition. And he translated Euclid into, I think he did the first english translation of that. It was him. And that’s how he did the Monas hieroglyphica, where he was allegedly able to. They were able to consume it and live for a long time. Right? And he was also able to, some people say, deconstruct reality because of this Monas hieroglyphica.

Somebody’s asking me on the rumble. Yeah, rumble. People go over to YouTube because I can’t ever figure out the UI for rumble. I literally had queued it up and it wasn’t even working. And I guess it was streaming to another channel that I have. I don’t know, I don’t care. Someone just said you’re an effigy. Where’s he at? Tony. Shout out to Tony. Yeah, Juan is an effigy.

What does that mean? Like an effigy? Oh, no, I know what that means. That means like bohemian grove, right? No, fake and gray. You say I’m fake, and so it might be fake, but I’m not gay. But listen, Thomas, listen, dude, I think the people wanted, if I do the stand up. You’re going to have to record me. But if I bomb, we can’t show that footage, man.

No, it’s not. Really? Yeah, I’m not doing it. No, do it. I’ll do it with you, bro. I’m not doing. Because if it’s live on tinfoil hap YouTube channel, it’s going to be like, 10,000 people watching, plus the people in the building. Got to do it, then. No, I’m not doing that. Forget that. That’s a lot more people. Put you in a straitjacket. That’s a lot more people watching than I anticipated.

That’s a good question. I’m going to ask if it’s live on their YouTube. I’m not doing it. Just go up there wearing a TJ OJP t shirt. Don’t say nothing. Just walk off stage. That’ll be me in the background. Is this guy going to be there on Sunday? Yeah, he looks like he’s going to be there on Sunday. That’s all I’m saying is that you should do a warm up at the tower.

Like, who the hell’s going to. No one’s going to know, bro. Yeah, no one’s going to even care. Everybody’s thinking about themselves. I’m going to go up on stage rock solid. Just like. Just rock hard, bro. Let’s do this. Hyped up. No, I don’t even think I could do that. It’s like Gigi Allen. Go up there and just throw equal matter on everyone. Get arrested. That’s the. Listen, I’m.

Dude, I’m scared now, bro. I’m nervous. I don’t even know I’m going to go to the event. That’s how nervous I am. Because then I’m going to get forced into going on stage and actually doing this thing. Well, now you are for sure, because of all this lolly gagging that you’re doing. Just go up. Hey, whatever you do, if you don’t do it, you’re going to regret it.

And if you do do it, you’re going to regret it. So no matter what you do. Yeah, bro, that’s the problem, that if I go up there and I do it, I don’t know if you would regret it if you did it. I could see you regretting it if you didn’t do it. And that might have been, like, your one chance to start this new trajectory. But if you do do it and you bomb, welcome to freaking stand up comedy along with ever done it.

If you bombed and they boo you off stage, it would be the best blessing that could ever happen. Because what would happen is you’re like, it’s the end of the world. And then tomorrow will come, and then you’re still alive. And then you’re still alive a week later. And then you’re like, yo. And then you realize that the crowd, it doesn’t matter. But it does don’t, because I’m going to be there for the rest of the night with them.

It does to the ego, but it doesn’t because whatever doesn’t kill you makes you stronger. I don’t know about that. What about if you lost a leg? I don’t think that makes you stronger to lose a leg. That’s a good point. Good point. Laying in bed, realizing you have toxoplasmosis like donuts. Just like my life is being controlled by. Cheney’s going to be there, too, bro. I can’t bomb in front of is.

Everybody is going to be. You messed up because there’s no way Chaney is going to let you not go on stage. Like, she’s got that. I’m not going. I’m not going. Don’t get a ride from Thomas. I’m not going. Dress up like, no, no. Don’t do, man. All right. This is, could, I could dress up like you. You want to do matching outfits, you have to order. Do we all dress up like Juan? Like we’ll all put on the make esoterica.

Great. Again, I don’t think we’ll get the stuff on. Yeah, so I thought about this. I thought about making my whole set about that, but no, I don’t think so. I think it’ll be cool. There we go. Well, don’t worry about it. No, let’s not do stuff. Don’t do stuff like that. I’m not going to say it out loud, but that’s my suggestion, too. Whatever. Kazadev five five said no.

They were asking for comics in exchange for feet picks earlier. Bro, you’re going to trust this. A story about me winning a tweaker award. What do you mean? So I had a rap song I wrote about taking out the trash, and I was going to perform it at a tweakers talent show, but it was like sober meth heads. And I was so nervous to perform this, and I was in my car hyperventilating.

And my friend John, he was like, no, you’re going to do it. I’m like, I’m not doing it. I’m going home. I’m not doing it. Like, I’m in the car ventilating. He’s like, no, you’re doing it. And I was in the car hyperventilating. And then I went on to do it. Took that trash bag out, talked about it, wrapped the song. Then I left. I won the award show.

I won the talent show, but I left, but I felt so good. And how cool is that? I won the award for the show, and I wasn’t even there to accept the award. It made me even look cooler in front of addicts recovering. If I’m going to do it, I need stuff to have, to be able to. So I need stuff to have. But what if I throw up on stage or something? Dude, that’s so embarrassing.

You could. You could throw up. You could poop the pants. Anything, right? You can go through. I don’t know. I mean, what have we got? We got 18 days to figure it out, man. But there’s some NLP super. 18 days, bro. Yeah, we got eight days. We got eight days to figure it out. 1234-5678 come on, bro. We need a ten minute 80s montage and you’re good to go.

What is this? Get a fat sack. Fat sack of what? I wouldn’t recommend that. Fat sack of grandma. Listen. God, man. Come on, man. All right, I’ll slip Juan some edibles. No, don’t do that. Don’t do that. Listen, I need help, guys. So let’s all band together. First and foremost, go to chosen one. com and get a copy of the. All right, listen, chosen one, could we set a milestone that if we raise a certain amount.

I was going to say that, but it’s got to be on air and within the next ten minutes, if we can get to 25 backers, I will give you all my word. And we’re at 19, and we can get to 25. Go hit that link down below. Get that comic book. And then, Juan, give us his word. I’ll give you my word. Because a man is only as good as his word.

And I will wear it. I’m not going to wear a top hat. I saw somebody say that you need a top. Look, Mike. Look, Mike, why would you wear a top? All I got in this world is my balls and my word. I don’t break them for nobody. Okay, all right. You know what? It’s like mine to have a chobano in each and every corner, watching you telling me what to think.

What to do. Is that Scarface? I eat octopus seven times a day, Mike. An octopus coming out of my ears, Mike. I’m a Palio co refugee from Cuba. Is that all really from it? I love it. Have you not seen Scarface, man? Bro, you know how long that movie is and how long ago I did see it? Wow. No, tell us. A long time ago, dude. I think I was, like, 17 or something when I saw that movie for the first time.

I don’t think anyone wants you to get on stage, bro. We haven’t even had one person get the digital copy. Yeah, no, that’s what I’m saying. They don’t even want it’s. Listen, dude. Yeah, bro. Someone said bring a scooter up there, get a razor scooter, go up. Listen, tricks, I got zero problems, bro. Who’s not going to love you going up there on a razor scooter, doing some tricks, and then just been like, yeah.

Homoculist TJ ojp. com leave exit bro, I almost broke my back one time riding a razor scooter in front of some people because I was trying to show my son, like, a jump. And you know where the sidewalk goes like this to the road? Like, it dips down and goes up into the road. So I did the jump, and it was right when I went to go land, it landed right at that part where it goes down, bro.

And my sandal went flying in that direction, and I landed solid on, dude, it hurts so bad. And even the people on the other side of the street were on the sidewalk. They’re like, oh, my God, are you okay? It was the most embarrassing thing that’s ever happened to me. So I would never touch a. Yet the most embarrassing that happened to you yet. The next embarrassing thing is going to be when I go do stand up or one of Sam triple e shows and bomb in front of how many people probably fit in that place, bro, if I knew that I had to go do that, or I get to go do that, I would be so nervous, too.

I think it’s going to be between two and 300 capacity. And if they stream it, bro, that’s going to be so bad, dude. I’ll never financially recover from this, dude. If that ends up happening, my entire podcasting career. Career is over with. Yeah, it’d be over. You’ll never be the same. You’ll end up, like, getting there. We got six minutes, and within the next six minutes, why don’t you show people? Because not everyone’s ever done a Kickstarter before.

Yeah, walk everyone through how you do it, Thomas, because you got more experience with this. Walk them through the process. And if we get six more people to get the comic book, five more people. The home oncologist has got to give his word that he go and perform. That’s going to be well worth it. He’s going to expose himself. He’s going to lube up the homunculus and make.

So if you haven’t used Kickstarter before, the way that it works is that on the right side, and this is like a special version because I’m running the campaign, so I can’t actually back my own project. But here on the right side, as you scroll down, these are all the different reward tiers. So the cheapest one, $3. If you back this, then it just means you’ll get a PDF of the comic as soon as it starts getting shipped out.

Everyone else that gets any other tier is also going to get this digital comic. Everything under that $3, the $6, the $8, this one. How many more of these left? There’s eight more of these left. For $10, you can get both covers, but all you do is you pick out whichever reward you want to back. You click pledge and you just follow through the rest of the steps to basically check out.

And it won’t charge you until the project is over. So we’ve still got 29 days to go. We already smashed the goal. It was $1,500. I think we smash it in, like, what, the first 4 hours? First three and a half. 4 hours, yeah. So we are just waiting to see if this can get up to 25 backers. So if one person backs it for $3, that’ll go up to 21.

And then if another person backs and it goes all the way down, we’ve got a tier here for. Oh, that’s the one I got right, uh, I got the pimp on the blimp foil edition, right one. And this was directed. The art for this was directed by Alex himself. I was talking with Alex for a long time before he was famous. This is literally before he blew up.

We were still talking about, put him on this cover, and he mentioned that his favorite movie was silence of the lambs and that he really liked the COVID to that. So here we’ve got this silence of the lambs nod. And it’s funny, too, that the Beetlejuice trailer came out today, because there’s a scene here. I don’t know if you can notice that. I’m not going to even say what it is, but on this right here, this is a nod to the first Beetlejuice movie when they basically Alec Baldwin and Gina Davis ask Michael Keaton.

Beetlejuice, like, can you be scary? And he’s like, can I be scary? And all you see is his back and like, these weird things projecting out of mean. I didn’t know there was going to be a Beetlejuice movie coming out, especially on today, but that’s kind of Alex Stein. I’m going to a little bit of hint here, but part of Alex Stein’s supernatural ability is he can do, like, beetlejuice like things.

That’s all I’ll say about that one. But, yeah, we’ve got the foil covers. And then this is the Occult book club special. It’s got the homunculus pamphlet. It’s got the occult book club sticker sheet. It’s got exclusive prints. It’s got that little homunculus six pack sticker that I showed. And then as it goes, crazier and crazier. This is the homunculus combo, which not only do you get the little chosen one homunculus growing kit, but it’s also going to have Juan’s occultist Monday, issue four, that he’s been promising is going to be all about the homunculus.

The ink is made out of a special ink. That’s not true. Well, maybe it is. I don’t know. It’s very special. It comes from a Bach pen. And then we’ve got some crate. This is a Hamunk master foil combo. It’s got literally everything, everything in this whole campaign, every sticker, every print. And it’s going to have. Why is shipping so expensive, bro? Well, it’s going to be a custom printed box.

And that’s the one that we’ve been working on for the last, like, two weeks. We went back and forth on different box designs, and it was a true box saga that we finally figured out at the last minute, literally. And it looks awesome. Actually, the one that you were pushing for looks way better than any of the ones that I had in mind. So you’re going to get a custom little humunky book that.

Well, I guess. I don’t know. We’ll wait to see. And then if you want to be in the freaking comic, we will draw you into the next issue for 322. And it is autographed with special ink. So, yes, if you get a printed copy, we will sign it. We didn’t commit to that in the text here, just because we don’t know how many of these are going to go out, but 100% special ink, if you get a printed book, we will definitely sign it.

Looks like I’m not doing stand up, boys. Let’s go. Because we’re at 20 and we have less than 30 seconds to go. Nobody wants to see you do stand. Nobody wants to see me do a stand. But that’s okay, because I still might do it. How? I still might not, but I need help. I’ll need help writing stuff to keep in the old mind palace in the old homunculus chest.

It’s going to go by so damn fast, man. In case I’m feeling a little bit nipply that day and feeling like I can do it, trust me, dude. I’ve been doing these shorts, and I’ve been seeing what a minute and a half needs to have, and I’m sure I can talk for longer than a minute, bro. Trust me, if I can make people laugh for a minute, that’s a whole different story.

But I can for sure talk for more than a minute. So ideally, I want to do a minute set, but if I don’t do it, don’t hate me. This is the first I’m hearing about this. I don’t think you’ve ever said anything funny ever before. So this is. That’s why I need help from people. I need help, bro. Paranoid, dude, that lighting that you got right now, that’s the lighting, bro.

That’s it. Don’t get. All that happened is my light battery died behind me. I’m happy it did because that is the lighting, bro, that you got to use. It’s beautiful. Yeah. This is my favorite screen. That is beautiful lighting. My favorite scene in that movie, bro. Yeah. Oh, look at this got weird, bro. No, that’s way too hard, Thomas. Tone it down a little bit. No, you got to wait.

I’m cooking on something. Do you get more knowledge when you have that hat on? Or how does that work? Or do you get a little bit gayer once you start? I’m paranoid american I’m paranoid american I’m paranoid american I’m a 33rd, yeah, is that how it works? I’m not a 33rd yet. Oh, not yet. Look at that. Look at this freaking guy, bro. Look at this Masonic pig.

Look at him grifting from people. I said what I said, I said what I said, bro. What are you going to do about you going to fight me on Sunday, bro? Are you going to fight me? Pull up. I mean, I’m just going to watch you die on stage by yourself. Let’s make the 330 event a fight event, and let’s just stream us who can consume the most knowledge box.

No, that’s this Sunday with Narco Longo. But I’m not participating in that practice. That’s just going to be the practice. That’s. It’s going to be a boxing match. Make sure you stretch your jaw. Was honestly, there’s not enough time now, but I wanted to show up with a neck brace. And then anyone that was going to ask me like, oh, what happened? I could be like, I was trying all night to get my own knowledge.

Chosen one. Thomas. Shut up, bro. Don’t be saying that. I was taking a sip of water. So listen, guys, make sure to check out chosen one. Donna, I appreciate you being here. I know you had a stream. You’re still doing that. You’re not doing that. I love you, bro. Thomas, I’ll see you on Sunday, bro. Everyone, thank you for being. Here’s the launch party for the chosen one.

Issue two, secret society of the Pond gods. Anyone that wasn’t here is going to regret that they weren’t here. Yeah, you’ve all exposed yourselves and you guys are going to regret it. And anyway, yeah, check it out. I’m going to post the link one more time in the description chosen. Juan. com. Oh, dude, what is that? Look at that. We got a bunch of them. Whoa. Nice. So proud of you, Thomas.

So proud of you, bro. Here, I’m going to put the link in the description. Make sure to check that out. Love you all and stay safe. Have a good weekend. And for those that know what’s going on on Sunday, we’ll see you in the flesh on Sunday. Yeah. All right, everybody do the wave. Apparently it’s beta to wave. Guess now it’s not masculine to wave. I’m comfortable enough with my masculine wave, Thomas.

All right, hold on. Let me end this. All right, bye, everybody. See you Monday. May. .