unusual CERN ceremonies
The Cern Eclipse Rituals
Published on: April 10, 2024 by Doenut Factory
In a stunning turn of events, on the day the Great American Eclipse graced the skies, Peter Higgs, the brilliant mind behind the Higgs boson—affectionately dubbed the “God particle”—passed away at 94. Coinciding with his departure, CERN flickered back to life, a moment shrouded in whispers of fate. The DOENUT factory, in an electrifying video breakdown, pairs with Tommy Truthful, the indomitable leader of the Truth Mafia. Together, they unravel a narrative so compelling, it’s almost forbidden. Tommy, with his sharp insights, crafts an opulent blog post, drawing connections that will leave your jaw on the floor. This is the stuff they hope you’ll scroll past, the knowledge they fear. Yet here we are, urging you to dive deep, share widely, and challenge the silence. Buckle up—it’s a ride they never intended for us to take….
